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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:08 pm UTC

granted, but after seeing the universe 3 times you become bored and wish for death

i wish another succubus
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby lethesoda » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:14 pm UTC

Granted, but she is a man, man. :chris:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:27 pm UTC

granted, and the endophines that are realeased are too much for your body and you overdose on endorphines

i wish for the same thing
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:33 pm UTC

you get a pamphlet titled "the same thing"

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

granted, there is no after life and you have a feeling of dejavu

i wish for an awesome looking guitar
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby lethesoda » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:13 pm UTC

Granted, but it can only play Rick Astley.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:14 pm UTC

granted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeswp6Y- ... re=related

i wish for a cool suit of robotic armor
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby a386 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:40 am UTC

granted, but it's intelligent. and malevolent. and you don't know until you power it up, which you can only do while wearing it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:31 pm UTC

Granted but you can't open it.

I wish for summer session to be over with.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:12 pm UTC

granted, but then they do Winter and Fall sessions at the same time!!11211!!?!;?@!@?!?!!


i wish for something extremely good that is not cliché
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:42 pm UTC

you get it, but it also causes cancer

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:44 pm UTC

(but what is it11!!!!!!)
granted, but no one likes you and you are assasinated the next day

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Eruantale » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:03 pm UTC

Granted, you are a teacher at a public elementary school.

I wish I was a small, woodland creature.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:12 pm UTC

Granted you get eaten by a larger woodland creature.

I wish I could write interesting stories.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:22 pm UTC

granted, but like all interesting stories
no one reads them becaseu they are not good for the demographic

i wish for my true love
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:07 am UTC

granted, but they have another true love...


I wish school started 5 hours after it does now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:21 pm UTC

Granted. School now dismisses four hours after it begins, and then starts again an hour later. The good news: You can now do twice as many classes in one day, since you go to school twice each day!

I wish for a delicious (to me), healthy (to me), well-portioned (for me), prepared supper to appear on a plate on my desk in exactly two hours, pre-spiced just the way I like it, with regular silverware, a napkin, and all the free time I could want to enjoy it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:54 pm UTC

granted, but its made out of food you're allergic to.



I wish my friends and myself could go to the theaters this weekend and enjoy ourselves.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

Granted, but you have a horrible time there.

(Sure you wished to enjoy yourself, but I wished for the food to be healthy for me, and I didn't get that, now did I?)

I wish for the world to know that I actually have NO food allergies! Isn't that awesome?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Cooley » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:58 pm UTC

Granted, the world now just uses arsenic when it tries to kill you. Awesome!

I wish it was easier to make phone calls for work.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:18 pm UTC

Granted but now you can't call any of your friends.

I wish I had a car.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:21 pm UTC

granted, but its a piece of shit honda


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Antimony-120 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:27 pm UTC

Granted, the road crews in your area do a brilliant job of their work, which you don't appreciate properly as you are failing school.

I wish I didn't have to take umpteen pills because I tripped.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:38 pm UTC

granted, you have to take much, more and you start getting a bad trip and have to be put in the hospital becuase you went into cardial arrest.

i wish for two more uncorrupted wishes
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Antimony-120 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:47 pm UTC

granted, but they must be granted by a blind genie, using only interpretive dance to ask.

I wish you luck. (mwahaha, corrupt that!)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:51 pm UTC

Granted, I take all your good luck.

I wish I was able to juggle.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MirrorWing » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:22 am UTC

Granted, but you can only juggle rabid squirrels.

I wish I were male.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby lethesoda » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:05 am UTC

Granted, Michael Moore. Enjoy.

I wish for a calzone!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:08 am UTC

Granted. However, your free sex change operationcalzone goes horribly wrong, rendering you anhedonic. I guess you get what you pay for.

I wish for the NP to have a wonderful life without anything significantly bad happening to them. (I hope this gets me enough karma for them to wish the same of me!)

EDIT: Okay, Asmodieus. I don't always check the previous poster after I post to make sure I wasn't ninja'd, so I may not fix it until it's pointed out. Fix'd.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:22 pm UTC

you got ninja'd and you didnt fix it so you die, but you get to choose your death
so yes the karma did help
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I wish for the NP to have a wonderful life without anything significantly bad happening to them. (I hope this gets me enough karma for them to wish the same of me!)


i wish for something pink and fluffly
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:36 pm UTC

You get the energizer bunny.Its constant drumming drives you insane.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MirrorWing » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:38 pm UTC

Granted. You get a coat made out of fiberglass insulation. (I have learned...it may look fluffy, but DO NOT CUDDLE).

I wish Orlando Bloom would bring me a cheeseburger.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PatchMonster » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:17 pm UTC

MirrorWing wrote:Granted. You get a coat made out of fiberglass insulation. (I have learned...it may look fluffy, but DO NOT CUDDLE).

I wish Orlando Bloom would bring me a cheeseburger.


Granted. However, Orlando Bloom is a terrible cook due to lack of practice since he is famous/rich and he forgot every ingredient leaving you with an empty plate.

I wish no one would grant my wish or corrupt it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:18 pm UTC

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MirrorWing wrote:Granted. You get a coat made out of fiberglass insulation. (I have learned...it may look fluffy, but DO NOT CUDDLE).

I wish Orlando Bloom would bring me a cheeseburger.


Granted. However, Orlando Bloom is a terrible cook due to lack of practice since he is famous/rich and he forgot every ingredient leaving you with an empty plate.

I wish no one would grant my wish or corrupt it.


granted, the paradox police appear and tentacle rape you for not wishing for something

i wish for something pink that is no poisounous or the energizer bunny
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Antimony-120 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:30 pm UTC

granted, the magic unremovable tutu of gender bending is placed around your waist. Do enjoy.

I wish I could swish a dish of cold fish that would be delish, l8r bish
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:38 am UTC

Granted, but now you can only speak in rhymes. And I am NOT your Bishop.

I wish for a forum upgrade that makes ninjament impossible.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:25 am UTC

Granted but you get jinxed and can no longer post until someone says your name.

I wish for my dinner to be made.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:47 am UTC

Granted. It may or may not be poisoned.

I wish for a wooden stake.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MirrorWing » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:52 am UTC

Granted, but in order to make it so quickly for you, they turn the oven up way too high and it all gets burned to a crisp.

I wish I had a time machine.

Also, quintopia, quintopia, quintopia. :P
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:59 am UTC

Granted.It is broken

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