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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:13 pm UTC

granted; but pirates get you.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:26 pm UTC

Granted. You are now at a healthy weight for a hummingbird.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Klapaucius » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:37 pm UTC

Granted.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:42 am UTC

Granted but you now become stupid
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ConfessionalTherapy » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:50 am UTC

Granted, you see a girl call joy in front of you. She slaps you and walks off.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:52 am UTC

Granted then it blows up and all of humanity gos def.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ConfessionalTherapy » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:55 am UTC

It did, I picked up. It was your girlfriend... well long story shirt i slept with her

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby rinsimyaldee » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:01 pm UTC

Wish Granted, you slept with your mum.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby seawolf167 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:05 pm UTC

Granted, but you didn't do it by yourself - the groundhog & Roscoe from the local Iron workers union helped.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby rinsimyaldee » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

Granted she calls to say she slept with me and shes leaving you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:56 am UTC

Granted. You can't stop eating noodles. You choke to death on a particularly large piece of bowtie pasta.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RSMaster » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:18 am UTC

Granted. Nightmares. Clever ones. As in http://xkcd.com/390/

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:51 am UTC

granted but then you choke and die

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Exotria » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:57 am UTC

Granted, but they all die of it and no one wants to teach at your school, resulting in you not getting an education and thus being in a lower income bracket.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:59 am UTC

granted but then you remember that you got held back in 1st grade till you where 25

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby rinsimyaldee » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:00 pm UTC

Granted. all you can hear is avril lavigne.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

Granted, but just for the hell of it I shoot myself right before we switch bodies.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby [.root/fail] » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:56 pm UTC

Granted, but regardless of how much backward you travel through time, an unknown force in the universe causes a major temporal paradox and you get attacked by raptors as soon as you open your fridge.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:35 pm UTC

granted but then you find out that its posined and you die

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Klapaucius » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:37 pm UTC

Granted. You have a delicious sub sandwhich contains uncut fugu.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby [.root/fail] » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

Granted, but now you find that you friends are so lonely they find a way to bring you back alive. But you are live, just like before, without any memories. Enjoy your new life.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:46 pm UTC

granted, but its made with piss.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:59 pm UTC

Granted, you OD on laughing gas.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:06 pm UTC

granted, but it was outlawed right before you buy it and then you get sent to guantanamo bay

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AntonGarou » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:13 am UTC

granted: you've got to jump over the moon.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pkuky » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:24 pm UTC

granted: you become immensely poor and live on the suburbs of a city near the largest chocolate factory the world has ever known. due to an insane stroke of luck, you get a free tour there for a day and are given all the chocolate you want for that day, however, the owner has children of his own and does not chose you to inherit his factory.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Moo Prophet » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:53 pm UTC

Granted. Now that "it" is spelled "childeren" writing and speaking simple ideas takes longer, and the cost of printing books, newspapers, and magazines increases just enough to turn a recession into a full blow depression. After all of the ridiculous business involving this new spelling is over with, it is universally agreed that English is to be globally outlawed, and all English speaking nations are forced to speak Italian.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:54 pm UTC

You do, but it goes out of business shortly after due to the previous owner using unlawful employment practices.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby axilog14 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:20 pm UTC

Granted. You get a cowpie.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:09 pm UTC

Granted. It's replaced with The Eye of Argon: http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/SF-Archives/Misc/eyeargon.html Happy readings!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:15 pm UTC

granted; it becomes warmer. much, much, much warmer. Its unbearable and you die.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:38 pm UTC

Granted, but the truth is he is a serial killer.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pkuky » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:48 pm UTC

granted. the cake is a lie.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby axilog14 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:07 pm UTC

Granted. You are the universally-despised Prince of /b/.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:12 pm UTC

Granted, but now everybody hates you because the average working day is 32 hours long.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:14 pm UTC

Granted, but it is in fact a giant meteor headed for Earth. You're screwed, unless your wish is death by meteor.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:17 pm UTC

You did, the LHC has been turned on early and we're all currently being sucked into a black hole.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:19 pm UTC

You did, the LHC has been turned on early and we're all currently being sucked into a black hole.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:26 pm UTC

Granted a time paradox is created and we cease to exist.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Tillan » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:32 pm UTC

Granted, unfortunately i'm a Vampire slayer, so after granting your wish I give you final death.

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