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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:47 am UTC

granted, but now your name is Maurice. no one loves Maurice.

I wish for a perfect human feminine figure.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:48 am UTC

granted, but your face is melted and you have to wear a paper bag

i wish i didnt start laughing when i thought of this
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:50 am UTC

granted, even worse, you got a boner from my melted face.

I wish I had straight hair.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:50 am UTC

Granted, but only underwater

I wish i was a good dancer
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:54 am UTC

you are now the world's greatest tap dancer.

i wish for flying cars. like with wings!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:55 am UTC

Granted, but they are living organisms and dont like you because you are insecure about yourself, and therefore how can they put thier faith in you?

I wish i had better grammer, and could express my pointless ideas better
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:59 am UTC

No one like a grammar Nazi with perfectly expressed thoughts.

I wish I had another bottle of hair gel
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:00 am UTC

Granted, but you cant get it open

I wish
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:01 am UTC

no one hears it.

I wish I had something interesting to do tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:03 am UTC

Granted, you do Doctor House, but he has herpes

I wish I was Edward CUllen
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:09 am UTC

granted, but in an earlier wish, it was granted that no one cares about vampires anymore. its all about cowboys.

I wish that people weren't such mainstream hopeless romantics.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:11 am UTC

Granted, we all become desolate, computer savy, internet posting, misanthropes and everyone becomes so repulsive that all humans die out, except the few romatic outsiders.

I wish to know whether god was real or not
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:15 am UTC

Granted he is real and you are a sinner so tough luck.

I wish Harley knew she had been ninja'd at the bottom of the last page and would grant cynical's wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:16 am UTC

not granted

i wish i could go to a planet with some nice aliens in it
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:17 am UTC

granted, but it ruins your life forever, because now there is no major mystery.

I wish I could interview all the people I find interesting without having found that they are actually not interesting.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:18 am UTC

Granted, you interview some really drab people who are cool and you make a lot of new and lasting freindships.
[IN BED LOLOLOLO]

I wish i could control space
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:21 am UTC

ohh noes, your irresponsibility just killed everyone.

I wish for a shiny new calculator...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:22 am UTC

Granted, it gets stolen by Cynical idealist.

I wish none would steal my stuff.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:22 am UTC

Granted, but its of no use to you

I wish to be somewhere fun [for me]
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby knight427 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:23 am UTC

Granted, you can control space, but not matter or energy (including yourself). You now literally control nothing.

I wish Saturday Night Live would start right now.

EDIT: Wow, I'm slow.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:24 am UTC

granted, its a crappy episode and you hate it.

I wish for a bass guitar

*Damn, I'm really really slow*
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:24 am UTC

damn you are slow,

I wish to be in a place that is fun [to me]
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:24 am UTC

im slow now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:25 am UTC

i wish to be in a place that is fun [for me]
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby knight427 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:26 am UTC

Granted, I'm now 5 posts behind.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:27 am UTC

Granted, but now your answering mahcine is full of messages form mccain

I wish for ninjaing abilities
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:30 am UTC

granted, but the concept of ninja'ing is dead.

I wish we werent all so slow
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:31 am UTC

Granted, your fast, but im faster

I wish i could sing very well
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:35 am UTC

you're a soprano. very feminine. everyone thinks you're gay.

I wish there weren't any homophobes left
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:36 am UTC

Granted, but people start hating those damn straight people

I wish things were much simpler and i was four years old again
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:37 am UTC

granted, you are physically 4, but stay your mental age.

I wish I didn't care that much
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:38 am UTC

Granted, but all your freinds are hurt by your disinterest.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:39 am UTC

Granted, you become a nihilist
[damn, that would suck if i was physichally 4 yrs old]

I wish I want not obbsessed
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:40 am UTC

granted, you move on to some other, weirder obsession.

i wish my friends weren't all that open x]
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:41 am UTC

Granted, now they are all very close-minded.

I wish Asmodius would notice I have twice ninja'd him with that wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:41 am UTC

Granted, now they have blast doors and turrets at their front door

I wish i made sense
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:43 am UTC

granted, but you are now quite uninteresting (haven't we gone over this?)

I wish no one had ever loved ninjas
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:44 am UTC

Granted, they love the MIlitary and then comes the fall of the Western World

I wish i was a romantic
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:45 am UTC

granted, but you're a really bad one. Not even like that adorable cheesy kind, really bad.

I wish for world peace
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:46 am UTC

Granted, but the world is boring as there is no conflict

I wish more people appreciated fall out boy
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