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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:55 pm UTC
by _infina_
Granted, you go to UnhearIt, and now have the macerena stuck in your head.

I wish for recursion.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:05 pm UTC
by Thesh
Granted, but you run out of stack space.

I wish I had the power to put any show on television at any time I want, without notice.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:07 pm UTC
by the mishanator
granted, but no one likes u so television shows stop being produced.

i wish to not be tired...

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:06 am UTC
by dark light paladin iv
Granted you are now stuck in limbo where your not tired and are along for ever.

I wish i could go to the world of the anime/manga of Highschool of the Dead(im not making a spelling error thats how its spelled google it if you dont beleive me) after the EMP hitts with the infinate ammo bandana and crazy super powerfull energy wepons that produce a physical wave as big as a getsuga tenshou that is a strong a a gun shot and that i had an anti zombie super plasma field that was solar powered and a self regenerating bottle of water and food supply.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:06 am UTC
by dark light paladin iv
Granted you are now stuck in limbo where your not tired and are along for ever.

I wish i could go to the world of the anime/manga of Highschool of the Dead(im not making a spelling error thats how its spelled google it if you dont beleive me) after the EMP hitts with the infinate ammo bandana and crazy super powerfull energy wepons that produce a physical wave as big as a getsuga tenshou that is a strong a a gun shot and that i had an anti zombie super plasma field that was solar powered and a self regenerating bottle of water and food supply.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:10 am UTC
by the mishanator
granted. but you lose ur ability to enjoy.

i wish i could type at speeds upwards of 300wpm on all keyboard layouts.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:27 am UTC
by TheChewanater
Granted but you still make a lot of typing mistakes.

I wish I had some 100% genuine, eatable, tasty beef jerky.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:55 am UTC
by the mishanator
granted, but you are not able to chew, as i knock out all ur teeth with a crowbar in a freak adobe photoshop workshop accident.

i wish for an object of arbitrary characteristics.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:57 am UTC
by eaglef2
granted

I wish for Men in Hats to return

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:04 am UTC
by the mishanator
not granted. they are dead. all of them

i wish my essay wrote itself.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:07 am UTC
by Thesh
the mishanator wrote:not granted. they are dead. all of them

i wish my essay wrote itself.


Granted. Your essay is a horrible writer with no grasp of the topic.

I wish I had an unopened bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 15 year.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:44 pm UTC
by eaglef2
you get lint instead, I figured it'd taste the same :/

I wish for a poptart storage unit

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:03 am UTC
by the mishanator
granted, but i constantly steal ur poptarts.

i wish tomorrow was now.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:58 am UTC
by TheChewanater
Granted, but tomorrow is one day closer to your death. Just sayin'.

I wish I could get away with double posting.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:59 am UTC
by TheChewanater
Granted, but no one thinks it's funny.

I wish my clothes couldn't get dirty.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:09 am UTC
by the mishanator
(lol)
granted, but they look awful... and are really scratchy and smell funny. and the entire female population avoids you for the rest of ur life.

i wish the girl in physics liked me =(

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:08 am UTC
by TheChewanater
Granted, but only as a friend.

I wish my shoe didn't look like that of a hobo.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:39 am UTC
by Gypped
Granted, a new pair of extremely comfortable shoes appear for you to wear. Unfortunately, they are cursed and you can't take them off.

I wish the mishanator didn't post next in this thread.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:08 am UTC
by alexriehl
Gypped wrote:Granted, a new pair of extremely comfortable shoes appear for you to wear. Unfortunately, they are cursed and you can't take them off.

I wish the mishanator didn't post next in this thread.


Granted, but you get someone worse.

I wish that I had a new pair of headphones.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:22 am UTC
by the mishanator
not granted... it was inevitable yet you still tried *shakes head in disappoint*

i wish she was more than a friend

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:54 pm UTC
by jendral_hxr
Granted, she's more than a friend, to me.

I wish for heavier roadbike which feel lighter on climb, how can? :)

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:53 pm UTC
by the mishanator
granted, as your altitude increases, the frame of the bike dissolves.... bear in mind that it disappears entirely at altitudes upwards of 1 millimeter above sea level

i wish she wasnt more than a friend to you, but was more than a friend to ME

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:10 pm UTC
by Thesh
Granted, she is now your sister and not related sister to the other party.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:15 pm UTC
by dark light paladin iv
Granted i have my friend eat you smothered in mustard.

i wish it was dec 22 2012

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:11 pm UTC
by the mishanator
granted, the world ends.

i wish i could swim at speeds upwards of 100 km/h

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:09 am UTC
by tastelikecoke
Granted, but the special theory of relativity makes it more like 99.99km/h.

I wish I learn physics more satisfactorily.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:25 am UTC
by the mishanator
granted, more satisfactorily, as in it is now closer to satisfactory than before, but still relatively mediocre.

i wish for a double rainbow in my front yard...

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:41 am UTC
by eaglef2
granted, but with that last reference, we have reached the "double rainbow" quota. Thanks...no more double rainbows, ever

I wish for my poptart storage unit to be filled with magic acid (HSFO3SbF5) so that whoever tries to steal a poptart is killed.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:26 am UTC
by the mishanator
granted, but it makes the poptarts taste bad...

i wish for a triple rainbow!

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:23 pm UTC
by Badion
Denied, BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for a more creative name for "canned air".

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:34 pm UTC
by jendral_hxr
Granted, it's now sold under "compressed air in tin container which is barely dangreous when you crash the container as it won't likely explode"

I wish (my) love (relationship) is simpler

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:58 pm UTC
by the mishanator
granted, it is now nonexistent... which is considerably less complicated.

i wish i could get away with any crime.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:45 pm UTC
by Badion
Granted, but it was a single act and you stole bubble gum.

I wish my prior wish was actually granted ( I wanted a new name, not a a complete eradication of the substance, I use that stuff.)

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:02 pm UTC
by Kromix
denied.

i wish for this thread to die again

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:39 pm UTC
by maxmillean
granted, but the xkcd forums are permanently shut down.

I wish for snow.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:58 pm UTC
by the mishanator
granted, you fall victim to an avalanche.

i wish to be able to manipulate the form of all things.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:11 pm UTC
by dark light paladin iv
Granted you can manipulate them into the state they were in 1 nano seconds ago.

I wish my life was ridden with anime cliches.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:18 pm UTC
by jendral_hxr
Granted, but you can't draw manga nor making anime, the only thing you could do is cosplaying yuri.

I wish for roadbike, a simple one will do.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:05 pm UTC
by the mishanator
granted, but no wheels.

i wish i hadnt just spilled pepsi on my lap.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:06 am UTC
by Gypped
Granted, you spilled diet pepsi on your lap.

I wish for more time.