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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:29 am UTC

granted. but u just made the topic of my wishes offset by one. so the next one will be related the previous one, and the one after will be related to this one

i wish for a remote control robot cat equipped with firepower, enough to take down a bridge.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:38 am UTC

Granted, but the authorities are tipped off about it and are keeping an eye on you and all bridges near you.

I wish this wish would turn out wrong.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:30 am UTC

Granted. (get it?)

i wish to be very smart

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:21 am UTC

Your very smart in the art of stupidity.

I wish to have mega man's armor and access to all the robot masters weapons.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:28 am UTC

granted, but now the permissions on the robot master's weapons and mega man's armor are 777. so everyone has access to them.

i wish for more ram (and not the animal)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:34 am UTC

Granted, you have more battering rams.

I wish I could get up an hour later everyday.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:42 am UTC

granted, but u have to go to bed later too.

i wish to be able to speak fluently in rhymes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SANTARII » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:09 am UTC

Granted, however, the rhyming pattern is so obscure that nobody notices.

I wish I had unlimited storage space.
Insert witty comment.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:43 am UTC

Granted, but your motherboard(s) don't have the controller(s) to support it.

I wish I were a good cyclist with great roadbike.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bitsplit » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:52 pm UTC

jendral_hxr wrote:I wish I were a good cyclist with great roadbike.

Granted. You become a perfectly predictable bipolar, with a 40 foot tall bicycle.

I wish for proof of the Riemann Hypothesis.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:01 pm UTC

granted, but the fundamental theorem of calculus is disproved (good going).

i wish to get 100% on my test today.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:16 pm UTC

Granted you get the negative absolute value of 100%

Iwish that it was 2:00 pm with the past hour and a half work being brought to that time also.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:34 pm UTC

Granted. You live somewhere in the central U.S.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby freaki » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:12 pm UTC

Granted- but you can no longer execute the schemes, and you are so uncharismatic that nobody pays any attention to you (lolcwutididthar?)

I wish I wasn't so bloody useless at life.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:37 pm UTC

granted, but now you suck at everything else.

i wish i understood these proofs i have to write *points*

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:32 am UTC

Granted, but at the time you understand it, the proofs won't matter anyway.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:34 am UTC

Granted. However it does not end well.

I wish to experience infinity.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KrO2 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:05 am UTC

Granted. You are annihilated by the Total Perspective Vortex, and I eat the cake.

I wish for Truth, Justice, Freedom, and a Hard Boiled-Egg.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:29 am UTC

Granted, they now join Justice League.

I wish my handwriting wasn't so miserable
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:00 pm UTC

denied, you hand writing will be miserable for ever.



i wish for coffee
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby freaki » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:54 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:denied, you hand writing will be miserable for ever.



i wish for coffee

Granted, however, you are now allergic to coffee

I wish I was good enough at street fighter to make a profession out of playing it
Ever looked at the sky and thought "why?"
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:28 pm UTC

Granted, but only pays 1 cent a day, and you cannot change professions.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Millumi » Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:07 pm UTC

Granted, a rain cloud appears and makes it rain hot tea until you get 3rd degree burns or die.

I wish that earth would meet alien life forms that are peaceful, can speak english, have better technology than earth, and were willing to share it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:00 pm UTC

Granted, but they share mind control technology with the government.

I wish I had 12 megapixel photographic memory.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:39 pm UTC

granted, but you can only store it for a second.

i wish for a gf

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

Granted, you get a gigafarad. It kills you.

I wish people weren't allowed to with for the same thing more than once.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dason » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:44 pm UTC

Granted. Everybody that makes a wish from now on will die the moment they hit submit.

I wish I had some cinnamon rolls.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:18 am UTC

granted, but they are stale.

i wish i my wishes actually got GRANTED so that i wouldnt have to wish for therm again.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:33 am UTC

Granted, you soon will make a thread titled "Don't-corrupt-a-wish"

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:04 am UTC

granted, but they create the impression that they don't know.

i wish to get 100% on my physics test tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby mitch1423 » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:47 am UTC

Granted, but then the church says that physics don't exsist.

I wish to never die.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:03 am UTC

granted, but you never live either... you are stuck in a perpetual position embedded in a wall of granite.... of an old cathedral.

i wish for a candy bar -- composed entirely of juice.yes, a liquid candy bar.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:51 am UTC

Granted, but you can't hold it.

I wish for lovely handwriting of my own.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:57 am UTC

granted, but only you can read it... and you can't make any money off it.

i wish for my mobile phone's battery to never die.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby freaki » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:06 pm UTC

granted, however you break it after putting it in a spin-cycle, it's not dead, but it's too swollen to fit in the phone. nice going

I wish I had a playstation 3, an Xbox 360, a Wii and a bunch of really awesome games for the lot of them.
Ever looked at the sky and thought "why?"
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bocochoco » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:51 pm UTC

freaki wrote:granted, however you break it after putting it in a spin-cycle, it's not dead, but it's too swollen to fit in the phone. nice going

I wish I had a playstation 3, an Xbox 360, a Wii and a bunch of really awesome games for the lot of them.


Granted, but the consoles are in a lockbox surrounded by mithril armored aligators with adamantium teeth.


I wish i had adamantium teeth.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Vapour » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:01 pm UTC

Granted, but they're too big to eat with, and get in the way too much.


I wish for Milkyway yoghurts.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:30 am UTC

Granted but they're from the 1960's.

I wish Battle Mode was initiated.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:24 am UTC

dark light paladin iv wrote:I wish Battle Mode was initiated.

Granted, unfortunately it's chibi Gundam (BB)

I wish these shoes install cleats themself.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:38 am UTC

granted, your shoes now run cleat OS

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