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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:27 pm UTC

granted. The only actually good person gets everything good. Everyone else is doomed to Hell on Earth.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:30 pm UTC

granted, you're fired. you now have as much "time off" as you need.

i don't wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:56 pm UTC

I wish phillip1882 had wished.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:08 am UTC

Granted. He wishes that you wouldn't wish that he had wished. Between the two of you, the logic paradox ended the universe and replaced it with one in which quantum mechanics is true.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:40 pm UTC

granted. Expect a major Hollywood reboot by Micheal Bay next year, with 18 sequels. It will be totally unrecognizable as the original movie, excepting the name of the film.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:49 pm UTC

Granted. This doesn't affect their actions though; they still act based on what you said at face value.

I wish for an honest politician.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:52 pm UTC

Granted. S/he makes a bunch of awful confessions that make him/her extremely unpopular, so s/he never gets elected to any office. I didn't even need to corrupt that wish, this is just what happens.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:56 am UTC

Granted. You die from the vacuum of space and the radiation of the star.

I wish for chocolate.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:19 pm UTC

Congratulations, you received a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You subsequently die there in a suitably ironic way.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thedujin » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:06 am UTC

Granted. But his factory only produces normal candy now. Bye bye Everlasting Gobstoppers!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:53 pm UTC

Granted. It is 42. You now need to spend over 4 billion years to calculate the question of life.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:00 pm UTC

Granted. Whereas I get a merry Christmas, and a happy new year, you have the objectively worst Christmas ever.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:22 pm UTC

Granted. He thinks it's caused by solar power, and begins a campaign to shield the earth with smog to keep the earth cool.

I wish for a nice day.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Snide Sniper » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:23 pm UTC

Granted. Did you know that beautiful days can cause cancer?

I wish people would remember to make a wish in their posts.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:32 pm UTC

Granted but only 2 people remember, which do not include me.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:19 pm UTC

Granted, not including a wish was necessary for your joke to work, but c'mon, give me something to work with!

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