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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:18 pm UTC

Granted, but grass now turns brown after 2 months and you're constantly busy planting new grass. Also, there's the smell of fertilizer everywhere you walk.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:25 pm UTC

Granted, they don't police general thought, though they do still brutally police thoughs; not just most thoughs, allthoughs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:28 pm UTC

Granted. You get a flashlight.

I wish the earth were banana shaped.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby marionic » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:05 pm UTC

Granted. This is achieved by removing existing mass causing the Earth to be significantly lighter so there isn't a lot of gravity causing a lot of problems while humanity tries to adjust.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:00 pm UTC

Granted, but it can only dispense/be loaded with Crystal Pepsi.

I wish for a bottle of non-expired Crystal Pepsi.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby bug sniper » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:52 am UTC

Granted, but what looks like chunks of ice are actually transparent quartz crystals. You choke on them while drinking it, thinking that it's just a partially frozen soda bottle.

I wish for an ermine. I have no clue what an ermine is, having only seen them in an anime.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:17 pm UTC

granted, no corruption necessary.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:02 pm UTC

Granted, the president is appointed directly and solely by the senate majority whip, on the exact same schedule we have now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:20 pm UTC

granted but both you and your opponent have to agree before hand

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sat Nov 17, 2018 8:23 pm UTC

You can be a better man. Too bad that you aren't.

I wish for a better mousetrap.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:15 pm UTC

Granted. Also, better mice. With lasers.

I wish people would realize that I'm right.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:16 pm UTC

Granted. Unfortunately, you're wrong about some things, but you'll never know because everyone keeps telling you you're right.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:39 pm UTC

granted the fish population doubles within 15 years.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:34 pm UTC

Granted, the Necroregents sure love their rivers of blood, and their love drives them to conquer the world.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:23 pm UTC

granted, you also get the movie contact to watch.

i wish food to be cheaper
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