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Gallant and Goofus

Postby Chfan » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:58 pm UTC

"Goofus and Gallant was a feature in "Highlights for Children" magazine for a while where two boys names Gallant (good boy) and Goofus (bad boy) would teach what was and what what wasn't good to do. For instance...

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Of course, this is dry and boring, so in this game, one person gives a situation in which Gallant might act. The next person says what Goofus would do (in humorous fashion) and then gives another Gallant situation. Try to be funny- that's kind of the point of the game.

"Gallant helps the old lady across the street."
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby GrantSolar » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:28 pm UTC

Goofus leads the Old Lady to the Freeway

Gallant nurses a fallen swallow back to health

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby olubunmi » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:41 pm UTC

Goofus just got his dog some dinner.

Gallant helps his mom doing the dishes.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby thicknavyrain » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:52 pm UTC

Goofus uses them as targets for his BB Gun

Gallant just bid good day to Ms Jenkins next door.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Josephine » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:32 pm UTC

I KNEW I recognized that from somewhere!
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Max2009 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:35 pm UTC

Goofus just repainted Ms. Jenkins' walkway with super glue.

Gallant gets teh kitteh down from teh tree.

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Is Ms. Jenkins related to Jenkins from Melvin & Jenkins, Mad Magazine's spoof on Goofus and Gallant?
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby thicknavyrain » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:38 pm UTC

Goofus ties one end of rope to kitties tail and the other to the branch, and pushes him off.

Gallant shovels snow off of everyone on his street's driveway

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:58 am UTC

Goofus shovels snow on everyone from his street's driveway.

Gallant gives his teacher an apple.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby poxic » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:11 am UTC

Goofus gives his teacher a wedgie.

Gallant mows the lawn when his parents ask him to.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby ConMan » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:30 am UTC

Goofus sets it on fire.

Gallant leaves a tip for the waitress at the milk bar.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby thecamoninja » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:30 am UTC

Goofus tips milk onto the waitress at the bar

Gallant blows his nose quietly and politely, and washes his hands afterwards.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby poxic » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:33 am UTC

Goofus blows his nose on Gallant.

Gallant feeds the cat before school each day.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:38 am UTC

Goofus eats a cat before school each day.

Gallant says 'please' and 'thank you' often.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby GrantSolar » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:46 pm UTC

Goofus directly disobeys all forms of chivalry up to, and including, mic spamming MC Miker G & DJ Sven

Gallant provides a shoulder to cry on

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby videogamesizzle » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:55 pm UTC

Goofus dislocated somebody's shoulder for crying too much.

Gallant knows it's not polite to stare...
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Phrozt » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:11 pm UTC

Goofus lifts up skirts to get a better view.

Gallant shares his last piece of pie.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Chfan » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:58 pm UTC

Goofus asks women if they'd share a piece of their pie.

Gallant goes to school every day.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:51 am UTC

Goofus throws Molotovs at his school every day.

Gallant volunteers at the old-folks home.

(Goofus is turning into more of a sociopath than just an unruly child.)
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:35 am UTC

Goofus volunteers at the old-folks home so he can steal their stuff

Gallant reports all offenses to the police as soon as he witnesses them
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:46 am UTC

Goofus makes sure to bump off all the witnesses.

Gallant only calls 911 in an emergency...
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby poxic » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:48 am UTC

...which was usually caused by Goofus.

Gallant is polite and respectful while posting on the fora.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:17 am UTC

Goofus calls people 'meany-heads' and 'lardo-sacks' when on the internet.

Gallant organizes his sock drawer regularly.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Duban » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:24 pm UTC

Goofus knows his sock drawer is somewhere under his pile of clothing.

Gallant dreams of becoming a doctor when he grows up.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby WarDaft » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:02 pm UTC

Goofus dreams of beating doctors when he grows up.

Gallant always donates to charity.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Phrozt » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:10 pm UTC

Goofus steals from orphans.

Gallant always posts in the "Count to a million" thread every time he posts in the "Forum Games" forum.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby WarDaft » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:42 pm UTC

Goofus started the thread in the first place.

Gallant never double posts.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby videogamesizzle » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:31 pm UTC

Goofus often fills multiple threads with his own posts. In SB.

Gallant is respectful towards adults.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Internetmeme » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:23 am UTC

Goofus makes adults cry.

Gallant has Linux.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby lulzfish » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:35 am UTC

Goofus refuses to believe that Linux has a GUI, and instead pirates the latest version of Windows to make fun of 'macfags' and 'linsux users' on the Internet.

Gallant never drinks caffeine after 4 pm, because it might keep him awake at night.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Internetmeme » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:38 am UTC

Goofus drinks beer, does various recreational drugs, and has orgies all night long. WITHOUT getting a hangover.

Gallant always turns the lights off when he leaves the room to help save electricity.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:42 am UTC

Goofus throws light bulbs at people who complain about his energy use.

Gallant always studies for tests.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby lulzfish » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:14 am UTC

Goofus doesn't study for tests, and instead draws cartoon penises on them. He's planning to drop out after his 3rd consecutive year in 9th grade.

Gallant eats 4 or 5 servings of fruit and vegetables every day, or whatever the recommended dose is.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Duban » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:41 am UTC

Goofus throws 4-5 servings of fruit per day.

Gallant wants a to go to Harvard.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:05 pm UTC

Goofus also wants to go to Harvard, but doesn't want or plan to do any work or learn anything. He just wants prestige.

Gallant stands up for the honor of his female friends
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby jahwn lemonjello » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:30 pm UTC

Goofus sexually harasses females and thus has no friends.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby videogamesizzle » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:25 pm UTC

Goofus saves water by not bathing.

Gallant respects his parents.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby WarDaft » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:42 pm UTC

Goofus respects a good kill count.

Gallant is a positive role model.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Internetmeme » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:45 pm UTC

Goofus's role model is Charles Manson.

Gallant only uses Safe and Sane fireworks on New Years and the 4th of July.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby jahwn lemonjello » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:12 am UTC

Goofus straps small children to fireworks and shoots them.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby The EGE » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:43 am UTC

Goofus builds nuclear-powered fireworks.

Gallant always wears a tie.
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