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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:37 am UTC

Goofus throws sandwiches at everyone.

Gallant works hard and makes achievements in life.
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I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:15 am UTC

Goofus works hard to exterminate life.

Gallant gives the old lady a bright smile.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Kromix » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:46 pm UTC

goofus give the old lady a Glasgow Smile


Gallant votes NObama
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:24 pm UTC

Goofus votes for that mad scientist trying to resurrect Hitler.

Gallant keeps a timely schedule
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Phrozt » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:46 pm UTC

Goofus keeps timing out.

Gallant keeps his word.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:53 pm UTC

Goofus takes others' words.

Gallant puts on deodorant.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby brakos82 » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:09 pm UTC

Goofus eats deodorant.

Gallant washes and waxes the car.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Weeks » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:27 am UTC

Goofus draws phallic imagery on the car.

Gallant throws a surprise birthday party for his best friend.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:32 am UTC

Goofus throws a surprise baseball at his best friend.

Gallant shares the remote.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby The Scyphozoa » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:47 am UTC

Goofus puts the remote where the sun don't shine.

Gallant feeds a stray kitten.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby New User » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:29 am UTC

Goofus feeds Gallant to a stray kitten.

Gallant helps his parents with the yard work.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:36 am UTC

Goofus threatens his parents with a large fork.

Gallant invest his money on the stock market.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Welsh Mullet » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:15 pm UTC

Goofus buys shares in BP

Gallant mows old Mr Jeferson's lawn.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:25 pm UTC

Goofus mows down old Jeferson

Gallant invests on biotechnology

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Phrozt » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:36 pm UTC

Goofus plays w/his poop.

Gallant gives generous tips when going out to eat.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:44 pm UTC

Goofus puts 2 pennies on the plate smeared with ketchup


Gallant helps little boys scouts
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Badion » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:11 pm UTC

Oh! NO, Here it comes, another thread merge.....

Just kidding, that would be wrong.

Goofus throws hammers at elderly people

Gallant helps build humanitarian shelters.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:14 pm UTC

Goofusbama taxes the bejesus out of them

Gallant is nice to badion
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby New User » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:40 pm UTC

Goofus tells badion's most embarrassing secrets to everyone.

Gallant makes time in his busy schedule to do volunteer work at the shelter.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:31 am UTC

Goofus takes time out of his busy schedule to do "volunteer work" at the shelter.

Gallant scrubs his toilet bowl.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:41 am UTC

Gallant dunk his parent on the toilet bowl and flush them.

Gallant gives his friends vegetables to eat.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:03 pm UTC

Goofus turns his friends into vegetables.

Gallant keeps himself hydrated.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:05 pm UTC

Goofus keeps his fish dehydrated.

Gallant generously spends his time doing his homework.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:42 pm UTC

Goofus generously spends his time burning his homework.

Gallant earns trophies by working hard.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby ConMan » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:14 pm UTC

Goofus earns trophies by hacking his XBox.

Gallant makes sure to RSVP at least one week before the party.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:15 am UTC

Goofus schemes his crashing plans at least one week before the party.

Gallant always recycles his glass bottles.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:26 am UTC

Goofus re-uses glass bottles in street fights.

Gallant always pours milk into a glass instead of drinking from the carton.
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doogly wrote:murder is a subset of being mean

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:27 am UTC

Goofus always pours broken glass into the milk carton instead of throwing it away.

Gallant gets Vitamin A every day.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:53 am UTC

Goofus gives Vitamin D to melanoma patients.

Gallant takes a dog for a walk.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:27 pm UTC

Goofus takes the dog to a meat grinder.

Gallant stays away from unhealthy sodas.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:49 am UTC

Goofus drinks unhealthy radioactive waste.

Gallant helps an old woman go up a ladder

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:28 pm UTC

Goofus pulls her down.

Gallant never posts in FaiD.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:39 pm UTC

Goofus somehow manages to get a section of FaiD named after him.

Gallant covers his mouth when he yawns.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby jahwn lemonjello » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:49 am UTC

Goofus kicks people in the mouth when they yawn.
Gallant say "Excuse me when he burps of farts".
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby Phrozt » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:15 pm UTC

jahwn lemonjello wrote:Goofus kicks people in the mouth when they yawn.
Gallant say "Excuse me when he burps of farts".


That's about the only funny thing I've read in this thread.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:04 am UTC

Goofus say "Excuse me when he burps of farts" when he burps of farts.
Gallant gives half of his life force to Dracula

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:06 pm UTC

Goofus makes fun of tlc for getting them mixed up.

Gallant never steals.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby jahwn lemonjello » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:54 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:
jahwn lemonjello wrote:Goofus kicks people in the mouth when they yawn.
Gallant say "Excuse me when he burps of farts".


That's about the only funny thing I've read in this thread.

Thanks. I got my short words mixed up. It sounds like a playing card.
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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby BurningLed » Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:37 am UTC

Goofus never steals without blaming Gallant.

Gallant only drinks green tea. Flameshield!
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Gallant and Goofus

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:21 am UTC

Goofus only drinks fresh human blood of O- types.

Gallant advocates environmentalism


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