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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:12 am UTC

Well, I really like drying my car that way!


\/ Goes to the park just to sniff the bicycle seats.

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Postby keozen » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:03 am UTC

Mmmmm, synthetic fabric-y

Wait... what?

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Postby I Zimbra » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:16 am UTC

Your mother seems to like it fine.

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Postby Aeltar » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:18 am UTC

I'm a 12-level Rogue/8-level Bard. I have to be that way - it's my archetype.

\/ Gets turned on by a bowl of soup.
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Postby keozen » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:20 am UTC

But....... it's HOT! (you walked right into that BAD joke)

\/ has 17 toes on one foot and one on the other

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Postby ShadeWolf » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:22 am UTC

Ha, i can't believe you fell for that photo shopped image of my feet. (Why you would be looking that is beyond me)

\/ Likes looking at deformed people on the internet
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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Postby existential_elevator » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:05 pm UTC

...it's cheaper than the circus!

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Cheese
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Postby Cheese » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:10 pm UTC

I don't know if I should keep posting in this online gathering of thoughts, if many more predjudiced comments like that are going to be made!

\/ has blue skin
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
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Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:13 pm UTC

but it is a very natural, healthy shade of blue

\/ makes poop sculptures and claims to be an artist
418 I'm a teapot

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Postby La Chevre! » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:05 am UTC

I wear gloves, man. It's really not that bad. Do you have any idea what sort of effort it is to sculpt ancient rat poo? It's crumbly.

It's art!

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Postby FoxMoxin » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:02 am UTC

Well, you PAY me enough.

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Postby bbctol » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:04 am UTC

Good thing we have different upbringings, and nurture seems to beat out nature.

\/ Thinks, like author Nancy Farmer who's required reading for me, that clones have the same fingerprints.

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Postby FoxMoxin » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:07 am UTC

Well they DO..

After a little corrective surgery...

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Postby Pexkool » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:44 am UTC

I... like... you! :wink:

\/ didn't post because they didn't know who the heck was Kimura-sensei

(and so did i U^^)

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Postby Verator » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:47 am UTC

Nope, I actually forgot about this thread.

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[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Postby evilbeanfiend » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:26 am UTC

err ok

\/ has a fetish about people who have a secret hamster rape period fetish.
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Postby ChooChoo » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:35 am UTC

I think I love you.

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Postby bookishbunny » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:04 pm UTC

What was your first clue?

V can't outwit an earthworm.
~Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

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Postby evilbeanfiend » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:32 pm UTC

ha! there is no escape from this prison made of earth you stupid worm

\/'s genitals are not in the usual place
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Postby Joseph » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:33 pm UTC

Yeah, they're on my head. I haven't been looked in the eye in 11 years.

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Postby dschneider » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:51 pm UTC

The suspense, it rivets me! Maybe today it will happen!

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Could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

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Postby Forthur » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:22 pm UTC

Sssh! Don't tell anyone!

\/ throws small animals when angry.
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Postby Joseph » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:11 pm UTC

You'd be surprised how aerodynamic kittens can be. Especially when you staple them to the underside of a frisbee.

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Postby bookishbunny » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:14 pm UTC

We're rearranging the furniture in Manson's apartment in anticipation of his arrival.

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Postby dschneider » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:21 pm UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road? BaKAWK!

...damn, she's right.

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Could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

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Postby bookishbunny » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:24 pm UTC

Wait! Your mom's not on in this thread!

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V 's mom is in this thread, and she's a raptor.
~Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

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Postby Pexkool » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:23 am UTC

everytime a boy laughed at my scales, she ate him :twisted:

so it's not that bad XD

\/'s mom is in this thread, and she's flirting with us.

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Postby Forthur » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:54 am UTC

You know how easy it is to impersonate someone else on the interwobs, don't you? That's my old, hairy uncle you've been chatting up.

\/'s feet smell really bad.
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:21 am UTC

yep they have no olfactory sense at all.

\/ doesn't think robots are cool
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Postby Forthur » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:01 pm UTC

That's right. The one that destroyed Tokyo last year stepped on my little toe. It was so traumatic. *sniff*

\/ is afraid of people.
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Postby ShadeWolf » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:25 pm UTC

Darn right, I can never guess what they might do

\/ Likes drinking acid
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SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:29 pm UTC

I don't mind a bit of citric or acetic now and then.

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Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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Forthur
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Postby Forthur » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:22 pm UTC

It's okay if you turn off your webcam first, right? Oh, you meant the actual supermarket? Ehm... I'm not allowed in there anymore...

\/ often mistakes his closet for his toilet.
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Postby Graham's Number » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:27 pm UTC

But I realise my mistake before anything bad happens.

\/ fails to see the difference between the words 'abode' and 'home'. (Abode is where you live and home is a unit of electrical resistance) Sorry, that joke was awful.
And you thought a googolplex was big...

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Forthur
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Postby Forthur » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:50 pm UTC

Who cares? I'm at my place.

\/ Needs to take off his shoes and socks to count beyond ten.
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Postby Graham's Number » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:41 pm UTC

At least I can count beyond ten...

\/'s momma's so fat, the n-body problem has NO solution in her vicinity
And you thought a googolplex was big...

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Postby drosophila » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:39 am UTC

I don't really know much physics or math so I had to look that one up on Wikipedia. I still don't get the math, but there was a picture of my mom...

\/ Forgets to take the baby out before folding up the stroller. EVERY DAMN TIME.

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Postby Plamo » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:39 am UTC

Thats on purpose

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Uselessnesses... what a silly word.

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Postby ShadeWolf » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:41 am UTC

Doesn't most males do that

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Postby Forthur » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:48 am UTC

That's just because most people freak out when I'm floating around like that.

\/ is an incongruent weed-heaving heckwasher.
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