Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jumble » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:36 pm UTC

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby matt96 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:34 am UTC

This is rock paper scissors chainsaw, not chainsaw scissors paper rock,

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Badion » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:29 am UTC

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:57 pm UTC

Scissors :D

EDIT: Oops, didn't see the page turn. Please ignore if you find scissors inappropriate here.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Pressed Bunson » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:17 pm UTC

Rock.
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Lawsome » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:14 pm UTC

Bigger rock
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Pressed Bunson » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

Earthbender
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


Ncoppa jammo ja, funiculì, funiculà!

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Mike Rosoft » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:28 pm UTC

Concrete

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:52 pm UTC

Pneumatic Drill

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:22 pm UTC

Vacuum
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:20 am UTC

matter.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby farnsworth » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:02 am UTC

Antimatter.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby AvatarIII » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:41 am UTC

no matter....

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:18 am UTC

Spaghetti with mushrooms.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby matt96 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:28 am UTC

Me when hungry

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby jobriath » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:23 pm UTC

SALMONELLA

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:51 am UTC

Antibiotics

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:58 am UTC

Anti-antibiotics

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:37 am UTC

Biotics

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jumble » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:58 pm UTC

Bionics
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Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:15 pm UTC

Ionics

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:55 pm UTC

io9s
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:15 pm UTC

Quantum uncertainty

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby farnsworth » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:48 pm UTC

Probability wavefunctions.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:39 pm UTC

Naked singularity

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby ArDeeJ » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

Lonely proton decay
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

Unkillable Schrödinger's cat.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Drowsy Turtle » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:00 pm UTC

Thick gloves and a pointy stick.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:04 pm UTC

A piano (falling from the sixth floor).
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:03 pm UTC

A flying pianist.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Vytron » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:38 am UTC

A superman that also can play the piano.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby marionic » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:18 am UTC

Kryptonite piano keys.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:22 pm UTC

A piano key kleptomaniac.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby marionic » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:26 pm UTC

A piano key in a trap.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Vytron » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:50 am UTC

A trap for piano key traps.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:48 am UTC

A remote trap trigger.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Pressed Bunson » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:26 pm UTC

Heat-sensitive traps
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


Ncoppa jammo ja, funiculì, funiculà!

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby marionic » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:16 pm UTC

A sauna.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Pressed Bunson » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:27 pm UTC

Closing time
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


Ncoppa jammo ja, funiculì, funiculà!


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