Use a splash attack, magikarp!

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Postby __Kit » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:21 am UTC

Even though good in the game, in real life, Diglett is only 3 inches.

I just realized I said 'in real life'... :cry:
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Postby NinjaArcana » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:11 pm UTC

>Summon Diglett

Diglett appears!

Go get him Diglett!

>...

What?

>It's only three inches tall.

...Errr...

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Postby Rodan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:16 pm UTC

I've grown to realize the annoying formula for Pokemon names. Some of them really annoy me...

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Postby Eleven » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:30 pm UTC

And what would that be? Animal Pokemon looks like+random attribute of Pokemon+blender?

Metapod, use TACKLE! Because there's no effing way I'd have a Metapod unless I raised it from a Caterpie...

METAPOD used TACKLE!
METAPOD hits a tree!

:shock:

__Kit wrote:Even though good in the game, in real life, Diglett is only 3 inches.

I just realized I said 'in real life'... :cry:

That's still worth a win. Especially since I'm not sure anyone would have caught it otherwise XD.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:37 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:I've grown to realize the annoying formula for Pokemon names. Some of them really annoy me...


I hate ekans and arbok. Hate hate hate.


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Diglett, return! I choose you, deoxys!
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

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Postby GhostWolfe » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:30 pm UTC

Eleven wrote:Metapod, use TACKLE! Because there's no effing way I'd have a Metapod unless I raised it from a Caterpie...


I'm exactly the same, and I always took my Butterfree through to the end. Sleep Spore + Psychic attacks = win.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:58 pm UTC

SilverWolfe wrote:
Eleven wrote:Metapod, use TACKLE! Because there's no effing way I'd have a Metapod unless I raised it from a Caterpie...


I'm exactly the same, and I always took my Butterfree through to the end. Sleep Spore + Psychic attacks = win.


Goddamnit. This thread (and comments like this one) are the reason I'm downloading this right now.

The games were so good! I think the show is the only reason why people my age aren't still playing it - the show was far too childish.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

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Postby Eleven » Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:34 am UTC

I had a PC Pokemon game. It always bugged out on me though. And the music was awful.

METAPOD used TACKLE on the tree.
The tree is defeated!
METAPOD gains 304 EXP. points (Whoa, bad ass-tree.)

What's this? METAPOD is evolving!
:shock: yesyesyesyesyes!


EDIT: Oh man, since posting in the Conservapedia thread in General, I've been randomly looking for articles to laugh at. The Pokemon one is as stupid as the rest, but the last part killed me. LOL. Go Kenn! XD

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Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:14 am UTC

What?! Metapod is evolving!!
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Metapod evolved into MAGIKARP!!!

DAMMIT!!!

*punts Magikarp*

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Postby pollywog » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:55 am UTC

Conservapedia wrote:A young man named Kenn got all 150 pokemon in Red, Blue and Yellow versions.

What exactly does this mean?
My username is based loosely on a Pokemon. My favourite: Poliwag. I have two in the game, plus a Poliwhirl that I couldn't stop evolving in time. I should change my avatar to a picture of one, man that'd be sweet.
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:49 am UTC

Abra. Thunderwave + pokeball + hours of free time = Win.

Abra, teleport!

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Postby Blatm » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

Col. Mustard wrote:*punts Magikarp*


You made my day!

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Postby __Kit » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:51 am UTC

I was gonna say Cascoon is the new Metapod but didn't want to sound like a Pokemon Buff.

... Cascoon is the new Metapod
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Postby Eleven » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:15 am UTC

__Kit, I figured Silcoon would have been the new Metapod.

I mean, just figured.

...

METAPOD evolved into BUTTERFREE!
BUTTERFREE flies over the ocean with its mate, never to be seen again!

...well, damn.

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Postby __Kit » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:07 am UTC

^ I called you out my ebil plan workeded!

Anyone remember that episode where Ash battles a gym leader with a really fast Metapod?

*go Metapod*
*give Metapod steroids*
*win battle*
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Postby Cheese » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:40 pm UTC

I agree about all the abra stuff, and butterfree's fine at the start of the game...
But you need to get a raticate if you want to take down lance's dragonite in the originals (unless you like ice-types).

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Postby Dobblesworth » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:18 pm UTC

How long is this damn video gonna take?

Been going 3 mins so far.

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Postby Rodan » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:17 pm UTC

This is the song that doesn't end!
It just goes on and on again!
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was!
They now continue singing it, forever just because:
This is the song that doesn't end!
It just goes on and on again!
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was!
They now continue singing it, forever just because:
This is the song that doesn't end!
It just goes on and on again!
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was!
They now continue singing it, forever just because:
This is the song that doesn't end!
It just goes on and on again!
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was!
They now continue singing it, forever just because:
This is the song that doesn't end!
It just goes on and on again!
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was!
They now continue singing it, forever just because:
...
continue.

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:28 pm UTC

Pure psychic/ghost and raw leveling.

Kabuto, tackle!

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Did I revive you yet?

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Postby Col. Mustard » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:04 am UTC



Thought this was funny.
Warning it doesn't seem to have an end, so watch at your own risk..

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Postby __Kit » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:21 am UTC

Thats hilarious - reminds me of South Park

..."What the fuck do you mean you don't have hyper beam? gmd Just use Splash Attack!"...
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:35 am UTC

I finally saw the video.

Hilarious.

I saw an error though. One time the rival called out his Ditto, and the other trainer told his Magikarp to dodge the splash attack, even though there wasn't any splash attack to "dodge". Oh, it just did it again.
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:41 am UTC

Col. Mustard wrote:HUGE LINK GONE -Mod.

Thought this was funny.
Warning it doesn't seem to have an end, so watch at your own risk..


Um... dude? That's linked in the first post.

That's... the whole point of this thread...

*cough*
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Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:18 am UTC

ummmmm... yes I knew that
Just wanted to see if everyone was paying attention.
Tawsbirlig wins!!

Whoops, my bad
I have slow dsl internet, so I didn't even bother to watch it from the first post. :oops:

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Postby pollywog » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:28 am UTC

I notice a lot of people arguing about the efficacy of certain Pokemon. The answer is Poliwag. At least three. This is pretty much all you need. The other three can be any random mix, it doesn't really matter. Just have three Poliwags.
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Postby Fail » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:39 am UTC

pollywog wrote:I notice a lot of people arguing about the efficacy of certain Pokemon. The answer is Poliwag. At least three. This is pretty much all you need. The other three can be any random mix, it doesn't really matter. Just have three Poliwags.


Magneton, go!

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Postby pollywog » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:00 am UTC

Poliwag, use hypnosis!
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Re: Use a splash attack, magikarp!

Postby Tommy2995 » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:18 pm UTC

Send out squirtle! Squirtle will kill everybody because Squirtle is invincible.
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Re: Use a splash attack, magikarp!

Postby Megatriorchis » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:14 pm UTC

I choose you, Thread Necromancer!
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Postby Asmodieus » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:00 pm UTC

Necromancer used metronome
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Re: Use a splash attack, magikarp!

Postby Tommy2995 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

Metronome became Judgement.
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Re: Use a splash attack, magikarp!

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