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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:32 am UTC

Good News: Optimus Prime is actually really lame, and the girl in teh game is Summer Glau, so it's actually pretty awesome

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby questioningmrow » Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:16 am UTC

Bad news: You just got us all to lose twenty dollars and my self respect.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tillan » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:20 am UTC

Good news: I dont use dollars or self respect.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:00 pm UTC

Bad News: You have to.
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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Box Boy » Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:59 pm UTC

Good news: the last poster was lying
Signatures are for chumps.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:28 pm UTC

Bad News: t3h c4k3 !s l!3
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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tillan » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:47 pm UTC

Good news: Im currently eating cake.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:20 pm UTC

Bad News: It's a lie, you are still hungry.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:59 pm UTC

Good News: you still think you had the cake and it was delicious
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:37 pm UTC

Bad News: You have died from starvation. You are a zombie now.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

Good News: Your Immortal... i think... depends on which zombie mythology you follow... If Christian, you'll be back in 3 days, if you pass go, collect $200.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Camoninja » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:27 pm UTC

Bad news: you follow the zombie mythology where zombies are in eternal pain forever and there's nothing you can do about it
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent- Isaac Asimov

...Space, with nothing on top, nothing on the bottom, and a lot of empty nothings between... falling in the middle of nothing, on the way to no particular night and no particular morning.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:56 am UTC

good news: your doubles landed you on Mediteranean. you buy it, roll snake eyes, and also buy Baltic. You use your remaining paycheck money towards building hotels.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby -KF- » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:34 am UTC

Bad news: You aren't playing Monopoly; it's playing YOU.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:51 am UTC

Good News: it's the US, not Soviet Russia, so it can't be the reverse

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:51 am UTC

bad news: you have to pay over $9000 for street repairs

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:21 am UTC

Good news: But you're still winning.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby masher » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:32 am UTC

Bad news: Only for the next 3 seconds

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:53 am UTC

Good news: You know how to cheat.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:53 pm UTC

Bad News: You will get banned.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

Good News: You have control of the Ban Hammer.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:52 pm UTC

Bad News: I can ban you, if I will have a bad mood.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:50 pm UTC

Good news: everyone is in a mediocre mood.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:19 pm UTC

Bad News: We just ran outa nicotine/caffeine/peeps/zoloft, whatever your addictive substance is.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:27 pm UTC

Good News: I'm not addicted. :P
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How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:17 pm UTC

bad news: you succumb to peer pressure

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby -KF- » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:00 pm UTC

Good news: Your peers were pressuring you to stay away from addictive substances.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:04 pm UTC

Bad News: you just had to be a rebel and smoke a pack of cigarettes while downing Mt. Dew by the bottle, shoving Peeps stuffed with Zoloft in your face in between drags and swigs.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:23 pm UTC

good news: your friends stop you before you do any lasting damage to yourself

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:02 am UTC

bad news: you're life is already damaged too intensely for a little thing like that to matter

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:26 am UTC

Good News: I'm not depressed anymore. Much.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:53 am UTC

bad news: raptors are after you

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby cephalopod9 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:39 am UTC

Good News: The intelligent and civilised raptors are after you... in line for the water slide. You get to go first.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tillan » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:24 am UTC

Bad news: The pool at the bottem is actually a cooking pot.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:04 pm UTC

good news: by maintaining perfect form whilst sliding down, one may attain enough velocity to overshoot the cooking-pot/pool

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:26 pm UTC

Bad news: you slam hard into the concrete around the pool. You are crippled and cannot run away from the bad raptors hanging around at the bottom.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Allenr » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:30 pm UTC

Good news, now that you are disabled, the governement will give you money, and protection from raptors.
Spell check wanted.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tillan » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:34 pm UTC

Bad news: you cant fill in the forms fast enough to stop getting eaten, so you get retro-active protection, which isnt much use.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:43 pm UTC

Good News: in the future the government is working on a time travel force that may be able to come back and save you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Dantez » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

Bad News: They will save you, but you are their slave forever.
Spoiler:
How many Sol Badguys does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
I dunno.
GUN FLAME!!!


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