Good News, Bad News

For all your silly time-killing forum games.

Moderators: jestingrabbit, Moderators General, Prelates

User avatar
Twasbrillig
Tawsbirlig
Posts: 1942
Joined: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:50 am UTC

Postby Twasbrillig » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:50 pm UTC

Good news: The moans you heard that you thought were zombie raptor moans are actually the calls of survivors of the recent zombie holocaust, praising the one attribute which has kept them alive.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

User avatar
ArchangelShrike
Rodan's Title
Posts: 1533
Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:39 am UTC
Location: Waikiki

Postby ArchangelShrike » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:24 pm UTC

Bad News: The zombie raptor is still next to you.

User avatar
Geekner
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 9:38 am UTC

Postby Geekner » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:46 pm UTC

Good News: You found a shotgun.

User avatar
Mother Superior
Better than tea
Posts: 2405
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:30 am UTC
Location: Sweden
Contact:

Postby Mother Superior » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:52 pm UTC

Bad news: You are on parole, and consequently must not own an unregistered firearm.
My crappy creepy? Crabby? My crabby blog.
"She bore also the fruitless deep with his raging swell, Pontus, without sweet union of love."
- Hesiod, Theogony

User avatar
LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
Posts: 5972
Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:10 pm UTC
Location: :uoıʇɐɔol

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:53 pm UTC

Good News: You still *have* a shotgun.
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

User avatar
Mother Superior
Better than tea
Posts: 2405
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:30 am UTC
Location: Sweden
Contact:

Postby Mother Superior » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

Bad News: The zombie raptor is wearing kevlar.
My crappy creepy? Crabby? My crabby blog.
"She bore also the fruitless deep with his raging swell, Pontus, without sweet union of love."
- Hesiod, Theogony

User avatar
Joshua
Posts: 33
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:12 am UTC
Location: Champaign, IL
Contact:

Postby Joshua » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:03 pm UTC

Good News: Only kevlar socks.

User avatar
__Kit
Posts: 1576
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 5:12 am UTC
Location: 16/M/NZ
Contact:

Postby __Kit » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:57 pm UTC

Bad News: He is wearing 100 Big Kevlar Socks.
=]

User avatar
QuantumTroll
Posts: 158
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:00 am UTC

Postby QuantumTroll » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:37 pm UTC

Good News: kevlar socks render his Toe Claws useless.

User avatar
Col. Mustard
Posts: 79
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: In the study with the knife.
Contact:

Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:39 am UTC

Bad news: The socks don't render the raptor's mouth useless, he lunges to bite you!!

User avatar
Earlz
Gets Obvious Implications
Posts: 785
Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:38 am UTC
Location: USA
Contact:

Postby Earlz » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:16 am UTC

good news: he is exploded by time-travelers appearing at the wrong place and time
My new blag(WIP, so yes it's still ugly..)
DEFIANCE!
Image
This is microtext. Zooming in digitally makes it worse. Get a magnifying glass.. works only on LCD

User avatar
Narsil
Ask me about my junk!
Posts: 2995
Joined: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:59 pm UTC
Location: Columbus.

Postby Narsil » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:12 am UTC

Bad News: He's an Unreal Tournament fan. He exclaims "lolz telefrag" and then knocks you over, before teabagging you.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Postby Rodan » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:38 am UTC

Good News! Zombie-raptors are impossible! It disappears in a puff of logic.[/u]

User avatar
crazyjimbo
Posts: 887
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:45 pm UTC
Location: Durham, England
Contact:

Postby crazyjimbo » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:41 am UTC

Bad news: Raptor-zombies are possible. It reappears in a puff of semantics.

User avatar
Twasbrillig
Tawsbirlig
Posts: 1942
Joined: Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:50 am UTC

Postby Twasbrillig » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:44 am UTC

Good news: The puff of semantics is actually a puff of chlorine gas, and the raptor dies. You put on the nearest metal gas mask.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.

User avatar
Geekner
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 9:38 am UTC

Postby Geekner » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:37 am UTC

Bad News: The nearest gas mask is a mile away.

User avatar
The LuigiManiac
Posts: 695
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:09 am UTC
Location: Trapped in a hypothetical situation somewhere in Ontario...help?

Postby The LuigiManiac » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:41 am UTC

Good News: You already had the gas mask on before the distance to it was known.
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

User avatar
jinzougen
Posts: 23
Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:09 am UTC
Location: Urbana, IL

Postby jinzougen » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:06 am UTC

Bad News: The gas mask is broken and you breathe the deadly gas anyway.
Once bread becomes toast, it can never be bread again.

User avatar
ShadeWolf
Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
Posts: 141
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Location: Lurking some where in the shadows
Contact:

Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:34 am UTC

Good News: You don't feel any different
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

User avatar
Mother Superior
Better than tea
Posts: 2405
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:30 am UTC
Location: Sweden
Contact:

Postby Mother Superior » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:41 am UTC

Bad News: That's because you are unconscious.
My crappy creepy? Crabby? My crabby blog.
"She bore also the fruitless deep with his raging swell, Pontus, without sweet union of love."
- Hesiod, Theogony

User avatar
ShadeWolf
Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
Posts: 141
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Location: Lurking some where in the shadows
Contact:

Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:42 am UTC

Good News: there is nothing (that your aware of) that can eat you while your unconscious
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

User avatar
McLurker
Posts: 189
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 2:04 pm UTC
Location: Scotland
Contact:

Postby McLurker » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:21 pm UTC

Bad News Just because you are unaware of it eating you, doesn't mean it can't eat you.

User avatar
evilbeanfiend
Posts: 2650
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: the old world

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:43 pm UTC

good news: your adamantium pyjamas make you inedible
in ur beanz makin u eveel

User avatar
ShadeWolf
Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
Posts: 141
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Location: Lurking some where in the shadows
Contact:

Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:58 pm UTC

bad news: your not wearing your adamantium pyjamas at the moment
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

User avatar
Joshua
Posts: 33
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:12 am UTC
Location: Champaign, IL
Contact:

Postby Joshua » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:07 pm UTC

good news: oh wait, yes you are.

User avatar
evilbeanfiend
Posts: 2650
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: the old world

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:34 pm UTC

bad news: they don't stop you getting shot in the face.
in ur beanz makin u eveel

User avatar
SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
Posts: 990
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:07 am UTC
Location: Liverpool, England
Contact:

Postby SoapyHobo » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:38 pm UTC

Good News: You've now regained consiousness and, as far as you can see, nothing is about to shoot you in the face
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

User avatar
evilbeanfiend
Posts: 2650
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: the old world

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:40 pm UTC

bad news: suddenly! a badger with a gun appears.
in ur beanz makin u eveel

User avatar
McLurker
Posts: 189
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 2:04 pm UTC
Location: Scotland
Contact:

Postby McLurker » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:44 pm UTC

Good news! Everyone knows badgers are crap shots.

User avatar
ShadeWolf
Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
Posts: 141
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Location: Lurking some where in the shadows
Contact:

Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:46 pm UTC

bad news: the badger has the gun presed againist your forehead
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

User avatar
evilbeanfiend
Posts: 2650
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: the old world

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:49 pm UTC

good news: he has the but of the gun against your forehead and is holding the barrel, stupid badger.
in ur beanz makin u eveel

User avatar
McLurker
Posts: 189
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 2:04 pm UTC
Location: Scotland
Contact:

Postby McLurker » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:50 pm UTC

bad news: you are in the UK, where badgers are a protected species and killing one can get you fined

User avatar
ShadeWolf
Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
Posts: 141
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Location: Lurking some where in the shadows
Contact:

Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:59 pm UTC

Good news: The badger pulls the trigger and kills it self
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

User avatar
evilbeanfiend
Posts: 2650
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: the old world

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:02 pm UTC

bad news you are covered in bits of badger
in ur beanz makin u eveel

User avatar
jinzougen
Posts: 23
Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:09 am UTC
Location: Urbana, IL

Postby jinzougen » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

Good news: Badger bits bring good luck.
Once bread becomes toast, it can never be bread again.

User avatar
ShadeWolf
Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
Posts: 141
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Location: Lurking some where in the shadows
Contact:

Postby ShadeWolf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:44 pm UTC

Bad News: The Wildlife officer finds you covered in badger bits
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

User avatar
Joshua
Posts: 33
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:12 am UTC
Location: Champaign, IL
Contact:

Postby Joshua » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:55 pm UTC

Good News: You've still got that gun, so you dispose of him easily.

User avatar
SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
Posts: 990
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:07 am UTC
Location: Liverpool, England
Contact:

Postby SoapyHobo » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:14 pm UTC

Bad News: Now you've just killed a protected species and a human
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

User avatar
Joshua
Posts: 33
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:12 am UTC
Location: Champaign, IL
Contact:

Postby Joshua » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:17 pm UTC

Good News: Now that everyone's dead, you're alone and "there's time now... there's all the time you need and all the time you want to read your books."

User avatar
evilbeanfiend
Posts: 2650
Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: the old world

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:26 pm UTC

bad news: nazi's burned your books
in ur beanz makin u eveel


Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: ObsessoMom, tms, Vytron and 31 guests