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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:33 pm UTC

Good news: they only burned your Fiddler on the Roof collection

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Postby McLurker » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:38 pm UTC

evilbeanfiend wrote:bad news: nazi's burned your books


<offtopic>more bad news: grammar nazis burned your apostrophies</offtopic>

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jinzougen
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Postby jinzougen » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:41 pm UTC

Bad news: You always thought that "fiddler on the roof" was porn, and thus are disappointed that the books are gone nonetheless.
Once bread becomes toast, it can never be bread again.

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SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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Postby SoapyHobo » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:52 pm UTC

Good News: You still have your actual porn collection
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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LE4dGOLEM
is unique......wait, no!!!!
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:56 pm UTC

Good news: your stuff you KNOW is porn is safe though...
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

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Narsil
Ask me about my junk!
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Postby Narsil » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:59 pm UTC

Bad News:
It's tubgirl.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

EricD242
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Postby EricD242 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:28 pm UTC

Good news: Scat pictures have taken the place of dollars and Euros as worldwide currency.
Tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

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jinzougen
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Postby jinzougen » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:33 pm UTC

Bad News: You spend your new-found fortune on replacement fiddler on the roof books and discover what they really are.
Once bread becomes toast, it can never be bread again.

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Rodan
Any title.
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Postby Rodan » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:40 pm UTC

Good News: you have internet access.

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Postby EricD242 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:48 pm UTC

Bad news: your ISP sucks and the only site you can connect to is the badgerbadgerbadger flash animation.
Tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

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Narsil
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Postby Narsil » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:50 pm UTC

Good News: Sweet death is only a busy intersection away.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Rodan
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Postby Rodan » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:02 pm UTC

Bad new: you still have the badger bits all over you, and the dancing badgers don't like it much.

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Narsil
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Postby Narsil » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:09 pm UTC

Good News: They're virtual, and this is not Tron.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Joshua
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Postby Joshua » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:25 pm UTC

Bad News: They're well programmed and you have a web-cam.

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ShadeWolf
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Postby ShadeWolf » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:58 am UTC

Good news: the virtual badges are admiring the scenery
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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idont_know12
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Postby idont_know12 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:34 am UTC

Bad news: the badgers recently ate psychedelic mushrooms and what they think is scenery is actually the vast array of blemishes marking your skin; also, by "admire" is meant "lust after with a voracious appetite."

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Postby pollywog » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:41 am UTC

idont_know12 wrote:Bad news: the badgers recently ate psychedelic mushrooms and what they think is scenery is actually the vast array of blemishes marking your skin; also, by "admire" is meant "lust after with a voracious appetite."


Bad news: the intro thread wants their first post back. I'm hunting you.
suffer-cait wrote:hey, guys?
i'm fucking magic

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Postby idont_know12 » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:04 am UTC

WTF?

:shock: :?:

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Earlz
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Postby Earlz » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:32 am UTC

good news: you found him instantly while eating 2 hotpockets and an xkcd 4 prong binder


random? that's what you would think...
My new blag(WIP, so yes it's still ugly..)
DEFIANCE!
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German Sausage
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Postby German Sausage » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:53 pm UTC

pollywog wrote:Bad news: the intro thread wants their first post back. I'm hunting you.


brilliant!

Bad news: i think we're still shipwrecked.
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L

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LE4dGOLEM
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:58 pm UTC

Good news: ON FANTASY ISLAND
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doogly wrote:It would just be much better if it were not shitty.

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SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:03 pm UTC

Bad News: FANTASY=Psychotic imaginings of a serial killer
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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Postby Klye » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:55 pm UTC

good news: there is no real serial killer, only several scantily clad native females who have been trained to do whatever you ask
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

Why would she say that?!?

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Mother Superior
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Postby Mother Superior » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:59 pm UTC

Bad News: Except for sex.
My crappy creepy? Crabby? My crabby blog.
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parkaboy
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Postby parkaboy » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:41 am UTC

good news: that ok, they all have syphilis anyway.
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Joshua
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Postby Joshua » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:15 am UTC

Bad News: So do you. (works on two levels, eh?)

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Postby parkaboy » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:09 am UTC

good news: those really hot women? they're also geniuses and develop a cure. (perhaps i'm not current on my STDs... is there already one? if so then they have a HUGE store of it.)
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Back in our day we had to walk uphill both ways through the snow on fire without feet to get fucking terrible relationship advice from disinterested and socially maladjusted nerds. Belial

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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:07 am UTC

Bad News: The cure they developed was for Polio. See they've been on an island and didn't know that there was already a cure for it.

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German Sausage
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Postby German Sausage » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:22 am UTC

good news: you have polio.


how long i have waited to say that...
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L

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evilbeanfiend
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:17 am UTC

bad news - the cure for polio is a vaccine, given that you already have the disease it wont work.
in ur beanz makin u eveel

DannyboyO1
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Postby DannyboyO1 » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:53 pm UTC

Good News: Syphilis takes years to induce madness and sterility.
There is no signature that still seems witty 50 posts later

EricD242
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Postby EricD242 » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:31 pm UTC

Bad news: you got it 8 years ago. Welcome to crazy.
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SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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Postby SoapyHobo » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:05 pm UTC

Good News: You're still on an island with several hot scantily clad genius women who'll do anything you want (except sex)
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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Narsil
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Postby Narsil » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

Bad News: You're still on an island with several hot scantily clad genius women who'll do anything you want (except sex)
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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ArchangelShrike
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:34 pm UTC

Good News (Maybe for the Audience): You may or may not be male.

OMGZ HOT LESBIANZZ ACTIONZ??!?!!!eleventyone11!!!

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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:38 pm UTC

Bad news: You don't have your video camera...

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SoapyHobo
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Postby SoapyHobo » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:10 pm UTC

Good News: They do have their video cameras
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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ArchangelShrike
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:23 pm UTC

Bad News: They're not sure whether they should have sex or anything to do with you.

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xooll
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Postby xooll » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:53 pm UTC

Good News: Ice cream sandwiches!
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:57 am UTC

Bad News: you are lactose intolerant.


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