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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:53 pm UTC

Bad News: pedoseabears. (pedo bears have pedo scuba!)

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:12 pm UTC

Good news, pedoseabears meet U-boats.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:00 pm UTC

Bad News, U-Boats meet Красный Октябрь
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:47 pm UTC

Good News: Красный Октябрь is U-571
One of these things is not like the others.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

Bad news: Красный Октябрь is NOT U-571
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:39 am UTC

Good news, it is still июнь.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:41 am UTC

Bad News, I don't Russian.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Welsh Mullet » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:12 pm UTC

Good News: In Soviet Russia, Russian don't you!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:29 pm UTC

Bad News: In Soviet Cuba, no hablamo ingles
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:11 am UTC

Good Reporting: This is inside Soviet Social China is, English not.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Welsh Mullet » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:29 pm UTC

Bad News: Engrish we speak not

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby squareroot » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:43 am UTC

Good news: Linguam Latin dicimus. Itane veratis?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:05 pm UTC

print "Bad News:"
print rethoricalJoke()
def rethoricalJoke():
return "Latin is overrated"

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:43 pm UTC

READY
10 PRINT "GOOD NEWS: IT REALLY IS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN


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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby squareroot » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:17 am UTC

Bad news: IT'S A GOTO! NGAHHHHLLLLRRRNNNN....
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby no-genius » Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:25 pm UTC

Good news: I am safe from raptors
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:54 am UTC

Bad News: Nobody's safe

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eviloatmeal » Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:42 am UTC

My gosh I'm soooo late with this...

Good news, everyone! They're back!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:05 pm UTC

Bad News: There's no future for them.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eviloatmeal » Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:58 pm UTC

Good news: We don't live in the future like they do!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:06 am UTC

Bad news: I don't quite live my life
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:19 pm UTC

Good News: Green lanter will not bug people because he has been defeated! :roll:
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Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:48 am UTC

Bad news: My life still has bugs, event hough green lanter isn't there.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Charlielechat » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:34 pm UTC

Good news: You got the 5000th reply!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Patashu » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:08 am UTC

Bad news: We're just as far away from the 10,000th reply now as we were from the 5,000th reply when the topic started. (plus or minus a few posts)

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:30 am UTC

Good news: I just got mice from my friend to repair :D
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:20 am UTC

Bad News: The mice died, because of exsanguination from the wounds acquired from plugging the wires.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:06 am UTC

Good news: I've repaired them all--they're now good to go :D
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:58 pm UTC

Bad News: your mouse is incompatible with your roadbike.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:00 pm UTC

Good news: you didn't want that roadbike anyway
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:56 pm UTC

Bad News: the roadbike was defeated at the same time green lantern was defeated because green lantern was riding your roadbike that you didn't get because he was riding it and this is a run on sentence and did you know run on sentences are annoying to read and maybe that is why you are only going to read the first two lines then hit the reply button or hit the back button on your browser because you don't want to spend the time reading a sense less run on sentence that it now has turned itself into a wall of text and if this was written in Chinese you can call it the annoying run on all of china sentence only i would have to write it in commie red.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:09 am UTC

Good news: I dig them just in a shot, :D and my (IRL) roadbike is still here.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:54 pm UTC

Bad News: You have no roadbike IRL. That was just a delusional psychological feeling perpetuated by your desire for roadbikes.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Welsh Mullet » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:11 pm UTC

Good News: You have a roadbike inside the Matrix

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:25 am UTC

Bad news: not a single Matrix's sequel I watch till the end.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:36 am UTC

Good News: Matrix has no sequels.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Vapour » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:04 am UTC

Bad news: The Twilight saga does.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Arkeal » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:29 am UTC

Good news: your knowledge of movies has impressed a Hollywood producer! You get to have your own film!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:29 am UTC

---Matrix really does. Aren't Reloaded and Revolution the next sequels?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Vapour » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:56 am UTC

Arkeal wrote:Good news: your knowledge of movies has impressed a Hollywood producer! You get to have your own film!



Bad news: It's actually a B-rated movie that no one will watch.


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