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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:58 pm UTC

Bad news: I hate these prolonged animal talks.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby B'n'offeepi » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:30 pm UTC

good news: the topic of the talk is easily changed

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:38 pm UTC

Bad News: We're going to talk about animals some more. Ostriches are the only living birds with two toes on each foot.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby nobody28 » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:53 pm UTC

Good news: at least you're not having sex with the ostrich

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Nani the man » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:26 pm UTC

bad news: you're not having sex with nothing or no one...

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:27 pm UTC

Good news: animal-lover porn is no longer popular. So leave it, guys!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby B'n'offeepi » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:27 pm UTC

Bad news: I never know when to stop!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby nobody28 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:56 am UTC

Good News: I'll tell you when: NOW!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Nani the man » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:00 am UTC

bad news: He can't hear you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby balderduck » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:04 pm UTC

Good news: The whole 'having sex with animals' subject is about to change
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:47 am UTC

Bad News: No one can think of anything else to talk about.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:43 am UTC

Good news: Let's talk about bicycle
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Boreeas » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:00 am UTC

Bad News: Have you seen see stuff about dogs riding bycicles? Yeah...

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Scallel » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:11 pm UTC

Good news: I just got a nice shirt
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:48 pm UTC

Bad News: There are snakes in it.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Boreeas » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:34 pm UTC

Good news: They are neither venomous nor will they strangle you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:55 pm UTC

Bad News: There are some venomous, strangle-y ones next to you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:18 pm UTC

Good news: There's some bullet resistant glass between you and the venomous, strangle-y ones.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:19 pm UTC

Bad News: The snakes are stronger than bullets, and can break through the glass.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:57 pm UTC

Good News: Animal researchers across the world are thrilled when they hear of the new Super-viper that's capable of shattering bullet resistant glass, has venom glands twice the size of a King cobra with poison that's three times as deadly. Some are even jealous that you got to see the super-aggressive snake first hand. They hope to have an anti-venom ready in 3-5 years.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Spots » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:14 pm UTC

Bad news: You don't have 3-5 years.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kurushimi » Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:14 pm UTC

Good News: The venom is its own antivenom so a second dose cures you right up.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:16 pm UTC

Good News: You run away from the snakes in time and they don't bite you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Boreeas » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:26 am UTC

Bad news, before you run away, they bite you. Once, and not more.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:46 am UTC

Good News: They have the antidote ready earlier than expected, and in time for you to not die.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby -KF- » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:38 am UTC

Bad News: You have a severe allergic reaction to the antidote; although you won't die of snakebite, you may soon suffocate as your throat closes up.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kurushimi » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:10 pm UTC

Good News: When you die, you go to heaven.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:24 pm UTC

Bad News: You'd rather be in hell where you could party with all your friends rather than bored out of your mind in heaven with all the religious fanatics and no entertainment at all.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:32 pm UTC

Good news: turns out Hell was just a fictional place made up by those same religious fanatics when they were still alive. All your friends are there, and there's plenty of drink, drugs, sex, and general debauchery to go around in Heaven. Yeah, turns out the religious nuts got a lot of things wrong...
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:43 pm UTC

Bad News: You didn't make it to heaven. The place you were sent to for all eternity, with all the religious fanatics and lack of entertainment, is hell.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Spots » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:33 pm UTC

Good news: It's warm.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:26 am UTC

Bad news: it has no autumn.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Nani the man » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:08 pm UTC

good news: It was all a dream, you just woke up.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:44 pm UTC

Bad News: After you wake up into what is most certainly not a dream, you see real snakes.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:49 pm UTC

Good news: They are garden snakes and you have no reason to be afraid.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:26 pm UTC

Bad News: You remember why you fainted. It was because of the super deadly viper that's about to bite you that is not a dream.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:58 pm UTC

Good News: It turns out to be a harmless snake disguised as a viper. Your sibling is playing a prank on you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:56 am UTC

Bad News: You murder your brother for getting you bitten by a super-viper before you realize it was just a prank.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:51 am UTC

Good News: No one ever finds out that you did it, and he was your least favourite brother anyway.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:11 pm UTC

Bad news, your brother was the only one who knew where the treasure was buried.


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