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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:57 am UTC

Bad News: The purpose of the arranged marriage was to counteract your country's low birth rate. Apparently, many people aren't outgoing enough to marry and have children, and those who are don't have enough money to have enough children to make up for that.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

Good news: all those abandoned homes make great places for people to play laser tag, people to play paintball or birds to nest, though probably only one of those per building.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:05 am UTC

Bad News: with nobody taking care of them, those buildings will collapse any day now from termite damage.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:36 pm UTC

Good news: that makes for some great post-apocalyptic scenario games.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:13 pm UTC

bad news: the termites become giant mutant radbugs.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:19 pm UTC

Good news: giant bugs aren't that hard to knock down and, just in case they *are* that hard to knock down, you brought upgraded bugspray.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thunk » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:25 am UTC

Bad news: There's a lot of bugs.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

Good news: there are also quite a lot of blackbirds, and they're hungry.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:19 pm UTC

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Freddino18 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:09 am UTC

Good news: You recently inherited a large amount of (recently deceased) human flesh.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:52 am UTC

Bad News: The humans that flesh belonged to were supposed to hold your shotguns and fend off the birds.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:55 am UTC

Good news: you're not actually human.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:41 pm UTC

Bad news: you're not actually alive.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:36 am UTC

Good news: We EVERY of us die in the end and the Goddess/Angel of Death claims us all, blacking out our tortured minds and souls w/o ANY afterlife or eternal judging to speak of. Sorry sorry God but ANYWAYS: The good news is we're ALL gonna die someday soon.

Bad news spoilers 'cause I broke de rules, mons and ladies....

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The bad news is: You can never predict how the Goddess/Angel of Death shall take you up to and including: Dying in wars, dying young from medical problems, having medical problems from birth that make you die later and whatever.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:41 pm UTC

Bad news: You aren't allowed to post Good and Bad news in the same post. Also, the last post was depressing.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:05 am UTC

Good news: Even though I broke the rules I'm just going to change my last post so it conforms to the rules. Yay me?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:09 pm UTC

bad news: it's all bad news.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:04 pm UTC

good news: bad news for one person is good news for another.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:17 pm UTC

Bad news: I lost all my stocks portfolios and... I am destitute. But at least... I can take showers, brushes my hair and... wear pretty pretty femme clothes and makeups? Wait, it's still bad news, so: Bad news is, I am destitute from losing my stocks portfolios to bad investments, I got to live on the streets and eat/drink out of garbage cans and dumpsters. Homelessness is a terrible scandal, injustice and travesty and that's the bad news: Homelessness for TG women and girls sucks, sucks so, so hard. Ah-ha. <3 ;(
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:14 pm UTC

Good news: The next time you have money to invest, you will have learned from the experience.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:22 pm UTC

bad news - you'll never have more.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:12 am UTC

Good news: You can still marry out of your monetary positions re: your husband's, or wife's, families. *Applies right now re: being a man's or woman's blushing scarlet bride.*
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Wed May 30, 2018 4:09 pm UTC

Bad news: You'll have to bring them into your country, which will be challenging due to the population's xenophobia.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed May 30, 2018 4:36 pm UTC

bug sniper wrote:Bad news: You'll have to bring them into your country, which will be challenging due to the population's xenophobia.

Yeah, no shit. Our delightful government passed a law a few years ago that means only about 1/7 of the population are earning enough to sponsor a spousal visa, so for most of us bringing a spouse into the country is no longer an option. Fucking fuckers.

Anyway, good news: the arch-xenophobes had a conference and their water supply got contaminated so the population has had most of its most xenophobic members removed and may have thereby started on a path towards redemption.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed May 30, 2018 5:25 pm UTC

Bad new: There are no more leaders and therefore no currently enacted laws can be changed.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:11 pm UTC

good news, you've been elected.

wait, that's also bad news.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:58 pm UTC

It's not completely bad news until now. A certain porn star is accusing you of using hush money to keep her silent about an affair.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:48 pm UTC

Good news: she also recently said she's never had bad sex and all her lovers have been gentle and considerate.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:11 pm UTC

bad news - except you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:50 pm UTC

Good news: she said that made sex with you even better!
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