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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:08 pm UTC

Good news: It doesn't hurt, it's just uncomfortable.
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G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:09 pm UTC

Bad News: It is really uncomfortable, though.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

Good news: you get up and start cleaning up the stuff that fell out of the zep.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ThreeLawsSafe » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:02 pm UTC

Bad news: There are poisonous spiders crawling over EVERYTHING.
That's not gneiss.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:07 pm UTC

raptors, zombies, and emu copters kill them.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tzekelkan » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:46 am UTC

Bad News: You are sad to see so much death. :(
I think, therefore I win.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Zohar » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:24 pm UTC

Good news: Being so close to death reinforces your feeling of the glory of life.
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SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tzekelkan » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:00 am UTC

Bad News: You don't have feelings.
I think, therefore I win.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:54 am UTC

Good news, you don't feel the pain from the fall
:)

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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:17 pm UTC

Bad news: That's because you've got leprosy.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ThreeLawsSafe » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:15 am UTC

Good news: The fall knocked all the leprosy out of you.
That's not gneiss.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bittyx » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:53 am UTC

Bad news: It also knocked your eyes out.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:34 pm UTC

Good news: You were blind, so you didn't need them anyway.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SoapyHobo » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:27 pm UTC

Bad News: You come to the realisation that you're in some sick and twisted game, no matter how much pain you're in now it'll somehow get worse and there's no possible release, each death proceeded by reincarnation to a new world of endless torture. It's the most horrible thing you can think of, for now at least.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ThreeLawsSafe » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:13 pm UTC

Good news: It's the weekend.
That's not gneiss.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:27 pm UTC

Bad news: Only for another 5 minutes.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:32 am UTC

good news: those 5 minutes were blissfully uneventful
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jmce » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:15 am UTC

Bad news (don't know if this has been addressed already, if so ignore): You still have that viper bite from page 1.
chaosspawn wrote:...a computer screen still can't hug you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:46 am UTC

Good News: You're set to make a fortune off your new book detailing your life story
(and I think we've died and been reincarnated several times since page 1)
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:09 am UTC

Bad news: We've only got 1 more reincarnation left
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:29 pm UTC

good news: after that you'll respawn as a zombie. No more deaths, just hunger for brains.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:23 pm UTC

Bad news: Is that really good news?
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tzekelkan » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:55 pm UTC

Good News: Yes.
I think, therefore I win.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:37 am UTC

bad news: now you know how you are going to respawn as, you do not want to live anymore.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ThreeLawsSafe » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:25 am UTC

Good news: You're not alive; you're a zombie.
That's not gneiss.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:06 pm UTC

bad news: the writer of this story was David Lynch, and he demanded in the script that it was all just a dream. You just woke up screaming.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby protocoach » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:49 pm UTC

Good news: You're lying next to a beautiful person.
If I were a Viking god, I don't think I would fall for that.
But if I were a Viking, that's exactly what I would do.

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A God of perfect points and planes,
Surrounded by arch-angels and right angles

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:25 pm UTC

Bad news: She's looking at you in horror.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

How tasty is YOUR brain?

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby icemanxp » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:23 pm UTC

Good News: you suddenly develope the ability to erase peoples memories.
If only this comic did not wizz over the top of all other peoples heads.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:55 am UTC

Bad News: You don't notice your newfound skill.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:26 pm UTC

Good news: What you thought was horror was actually awe.
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:08 pm UTC

Bad news: the awe is directed at the guy right behind you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Deep Thought » Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:28 pm UTC

Good News: Since you're a zombie, you can now eat his brains.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:36 pm UTC

Bad News: Now the beautiful person is indeed looking at you in horror.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:43 am UTC

good news: you like a bit of horror.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

Bad news: This is too much
Londo: Maybe it was something I said?
G'Kar: Maybe it is everything you say.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Quadropus » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:57 pm UTC

Good news: there is a gun near by.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Patashu » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:44 am UTC

Bad news: The gun only shoots life bullets.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby icemanxp » Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:05 am UTC

Good news Life bullets kill zombies
If only this comic did not wizz over the top of all other peoples heads.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:25 am UTC

bad news: dead zombies smell worse than undead zombies.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.


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