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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

Good news: They don't try to eat your brains.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:46 pm UTC

bad news, they have a strange craving for flesh... your flesh.
:)

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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

Good news: Your flesh is indistinguishable from any other human, so you throw them a corpse.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:59 pm UTC

Bad News: They devour it in seconds and it just makes them crave human flesh even more
(i've forgotton who 'they' are)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby HedgehogsAreFunneh » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:Bad News: They devour it in seconds and it just makes them crave human flesh even more
(i've forgotton who 'they' are)


(I think they are zombies... or maybe tigers.)

Good news: By a luck freak of nature, you turn into a horse, and no longer have human flesh.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SoapyHobo » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:25 pm UTC

Bad News: You are totally unprepared for having four legs and so flail around wildly, attracting the attention of the zombies.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:45 pm UTC

good news, they only want to put you in a stable, and feed you.
:)

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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:49 pm UTC

Bad news: They think horses eat poo.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby apeman5291 » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:02 am UTC

Good News: you do.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:47 pm UTC

Bad news: Doesn't mean you like it.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby AvalonXQ » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:34 pm UTC

Good news: They can't tell the difference between poo and chocolate cake.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sour Apple » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:38 pm UTC

Bad news: they still give you poo.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:17 am UTC

Good news: it's delicious alien poo!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:30 pm UTC

bad news: it's toxic, causing you to mutate.
:)

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- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:26 pm UTC

Good news: The mutation gives you super-speed.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Col. Mustard » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:57 pm UTC

Bad News: You get arrested for drug possession.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:02 am UTC

Good News: The zombies bust you out of there.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:34 pm UTC

Bad news: They want payment.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sour Apple » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:36 pm UTC

Good news: you have an underground cache of money from your drug lord days.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:54 pm UTC

Bad news: It's all in Deutsch Marks, for some reason.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sour Apple » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

Good news: They're German zombies.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Rodan » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:17 pm UTC

Bad News: Germany uses the Euro now.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tryptanymph » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

Good news: The German government is willing to convert your stash of cash into Euros.

The REAL Good news: The 1 Euro coin can be sharpened to make a hasty shuriken.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:56 pm UTC

bad news: The German government is in Germany. You're in South Africa.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby i like pi » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:08 pm UTC

Good news: you have a sharpened shuriken to kill the zombies who want payment... (Oh, wait............. I can't think of what is wrong there, but there's something wrong....)
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:28 am UTC

Bad news: It's going to take forever to kill all those zombies with shuriken.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ixias » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:47 am UTC

Good news: Now you have a way to kill all that spare time.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Col. Mustard » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:34 am UTC

Bad news: You've run out of shuriken, and there's still one zombie left.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:13 pm UTC

Good news: She's really hawt.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Patashu » Tue May 20, 2008 10:22 am UTC

Bad news: The blistering heat sears your flesh off.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue May 20, 2008 12:23 pm UTC

Good news: There's a doctor nearby.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby felltir » Tue May 20, 2008 5:37 pm UTC

Bad news: The doctor is the zombie.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue May 20, 2008 5:45 pm UTC

Good news: At least you'll die at the hands of a professional.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue May 20, 2008 5:55 pm UTC

Bad news: Your death will be excruciatingly slow.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chrismclegless » Tue May 20, 2008 7:23 pm UTC

Good news: This means you live longer.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby YAY12 » Tue May 20, 2008 11:05 pm UTC

Bad News:The zombie has reproduced and there are a ton of them and they chase you into a mall.Note:You've palyed through dead rising 15 times.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Col. Mustard » Tue May 20, 2008 11:41 pm UTC

Good news: You were able to barricade the doors. You are safe... for now :twisted:

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bentheimmigrant » Tue May 20, 2008 11:58 pm UTC

Bad news: you thought the doors swung inwards, but they actually go outwards, and your barricade is pointless.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby YAY12 » Wed May 21, 2008 12:16 am UTC

Good News: this mall is identical to the one in dead rising and you find a katana on top of a store and a uzi in the fountain you know(if you'd play dead rising)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bentheimmigrant » Wed May 21, 2008 12:21 am UTC

Bad News: Though you're good at video games, you're a n00b when it comes to real weapons.
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