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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

Good News: The grid pic is almost complete.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby squareroot » Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:17 pm UTC

Bad news: The above post confuses me.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Vapour » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:42 pm UTC

Good news: everyone! I think I perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:43 pm UTC

Bad News: Thank god the stuff is FAKE! (but the bad news is that I know exactly what you are referring to.)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:05 am UTC

Good news: The lab is working just beautifully now
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:03 pm UTC

Good News: I just opened a can of YAY!!!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:06 pm UTC

Bad News: That can of YAY! was expired.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Lazar » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:24 pm UTC

Good news: YAY! gets even better after its expiration date.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Hale » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:30 pm UTC

Bad news: It's raining fish.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:30 am UTC

Good News: It's processed fish.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:46 am UTC

Bad news: I don't know what kind of fish YAY! thing is
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Arkeal » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:28 am UTC

Good news: it doesn't matter, because you brought an umbrella!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Welsh Mullet » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:02 pm UTC

Bad News: Ella-ella-ella-eh eh eh. And it's really windy.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:50 am UTC

Good news: Rihanna is now singing enka (ekk, I am lying)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Arkeal » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:39 pm UTC

bad news: the wind smells like sulfur. There be demons about....
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:44 pm UTC

Good News: You have holy water.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:55 am UTC

Bad news: holy grail, anyone?
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:33 pm UTC

Good News: It isn't anything like that.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:07 pm UTC

Bad News: Green lantern was defeated a few pages back
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:12 pm UTC

Good News: Nationwide is on your side.
It is stuck in my head.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:52 am UTC

Bad news: I am alone in the lab
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:52 am UTC

Good News: Someone walks into the lab.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:25 am UTC

Bad news: My files are left or the lab, and it's locked.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Arkeal » Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:52 am UTC

Good news: The lab was not your only pre-arranged meeting place!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:56 am UTC

Bad news: I am afraid of myself
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:32 pm UTC

Good News: You are not yourself.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:21 am UTC

Bad news: I realize I am
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:43 pm UTC

Good News: Fall programming will be back shortly.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:57 pm UTC

Bad News: You are falling.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:25 pm UTC

Good news: In a simulated skydiving chamber.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:07 pm UTC

Bad News: The chamber is off.
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:19 am UTC

Good news: you just have to invoke it to put it on. (what is programmable simulated sky diving chamber in Autumn anyway?)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:07 pm UTC

Bad News: You are revoked of that ability.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:43 pm UTC

Good News: It's nonexistential. So you just imagined falling. It's ok, you're free!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:57 pm UTC

Bad News: Turns out that free feeling you have is a symptom of H1N1
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:12 pm UTC

Good news: H1N1 was nonexistential. It's ok, you're free now!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:47 pm UTC

Bad News: You're stuck in the Limbo.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:51 pm UTC

pheonixduprese wrote:Good news: H1N1 was nonexistential. It's ok, you're free now!

Bad News: The H5N1 "bird flu" strain of influenza rushing through your body is real, and isn't comparable to the normal flu in lethality. Flip a coin, the chances of you getting heads is about the same as your survival.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:34 pm UTC

GoodNewsBadNError Overload Disclosure North Korea burning Akhilleus 404X71821 (00000Ecccc)

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:56 pm UTC

Duban wrote:
pheonixduprese wrote:Good news: H1N1 was nonexistential. It's ok, you're free now!

Bad News: The H5N1 "bird flu" strain of influenza rushing through your body is real, and isn't comparable to the normal flu in lethality. Flip a coin, the chances of you getting heads is about the same as your survival.


Good News- You just read Metaphysics, leading to your questioning your existance. Again. Deciding that you don't exist, and that dying is simply an illusion, you make an interesting decision to raise a gun that you only want to be there to your head and fire an imaginary bullet, leading to another imagined location of death. (See, I can make death look ok!)
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