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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:00 pm UTC

bad news: green lantern remains defeated
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:23 am UTC

Good News: The green lantern only IMAGINES his undefeated-ness. As does everyone else who wants him to be awesome. Actually, the Green Lantern doesn't exist. It's ok! You're free now!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:29 am UTC

Bad news: I have to pay for things I buy.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:36 am UTC

Good news: The money and product are imaginary, they only exist because you want them too. So, you either have no money or infinite money, as well as products. It's ok! You're free now! (Ok. One more then I'll stop, promise.)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Arkeal » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:27 am UTC

Bad news: you never have been, and never will be free. It was all an illusion cooked up by a psychedelic orangutan.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:52 pm UTC

Good news: At least the illusion is a decent one.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:02 pm UTC

Bad News: Obama is still US president.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:28 pm UTC

Good News: John McCain is not president.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:50 pm UTC

Bad News: John McClane is not president.
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keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:15 am UTC

Good news: you could have another election.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:27 pm UTC

Bad News: In Soviet China, president elects you! And mass-produce you!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Heady » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:55 pm UTC

Good News: You are mass-produced with quality materials

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:47 pm UTC

Bad News: Your serial number reads Hugh Jass
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keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:53 am UTC

Good News: At least your proud to be Made in China.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eaglef2 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:31 am UTC

bad news: you're made in China
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Heady » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:33 pm UTC

Good News: You're sold to a loving american family.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:08 am UTC

Bad news: They're a little to "loving," if you know what I mean.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:48 pm UTC

Good News: You love them anyway.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:20 pm UTC

Bad News: NOM!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:23 am UTC

Good news: the dinner is ready
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:15 pm UTC

Bad News: You have AIDS
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:22 pm UTC

Good News- AIDS doesn't exist, and you only think it exists because AIDS's numbers show that you want to die. (I'm done now, ha.)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:20 pm UTC

Bad News: Your references to Metaphysics were very poor and convoluted, you missed a number of major points and failed to really understand the message that the Aristotle, and Plato before him, were trying to impart which is simply, There is a world that we can not physically touch and examine except through reflection and theory. This world has a great effect on us not because it is capable of effecting us physically but because we know it to exist and therefore act in accordance with rules and laws that we have discerned either through reflection or through theory. The belief that something exists can have profound effects regardless if it exists or not. Thats the whole point. The entire thing. If a philosophy professor ever says to you, what was the point of Metaphysics, walk out of the room, then back in after 2 minutes, tell him you did something to his stuff in his office. Once he returns he will understand and you will get an A.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:46 pm UTC

Good news: I got A in Philosophy in my first year of college back then :D
(and no meta-physics in Electrical Engineering)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby rachelbonilla » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:41 pm UTC

Bad News: You take things too seriously.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:45 pm UTC

Good news: Green lantern will never come back as he was defeated!!!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:10 pm UTC

Bad News: (um sort of?) The green lantern can never be defeated! Even if a wielder of the ring dies, another must rise to take his place.
One of these things is not like the others.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:24 pm UTC

good news: the ring was taken by smeagol then corrupted into gollum then kicked into the lava... the ring is no more. green lantern is defeated!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Vapour » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

Bad news: Gandalf used all the heat to heat his bath, so they fell into cold lava, not too cold, just a little bit chilly.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby JonR » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:56 pm UTC

good news: even slightly chilly lave is hot enough to melt the golden ring.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:52 pm UTC

Bad news: TLOTR fans desperately want the ring.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:15 pm UTC

Good News: The ring was transported to its home world. The Green Lantern is not defeated
One of these things is not like the others.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:32 am UTC

Bad news: Both Green Lantern and the ring ruin the mood
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:21 pm UTC

Good News: The mood has been ruined for a long time, so nobody has noticed.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:55 am UTC

bad news: no one turns out on the meeting (scheduled at 10) still
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby pheonixduprese » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:28 pm UTC

Good News: Newbs are okay!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:55 pm UTC

Bad news: i r baboon ate the i am weasel
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:35 am UTC

Good news: at least your browser is fireFOX! (or such)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby _infina_ » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:48 pm UTC

Bad news:
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keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

Malo mbwa mwitu

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:13 am UTC

Good news: it won't hurt.
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