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Postby zomgmouse » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:59 am UTC

QUESTIONS ONLY... Where you answer questions with questions.

I think this should work as a forum game, only the questions have to be ON TOPIC, not random ones; there's already a thread for random responses.



So, ahem.. the scene is a rollercoaster that's about to crash, which means it only is about to crash somewhere in the middle of the topic, not the very beginning.

So, I start:

Isn't it a nice day for a rollercoaster ride?
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby une see » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:18 am UTC

Do you think it's a nice day for roller coasters?

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Postby hermaj » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:29 am UTC

What constitutes a nice day for rollercoasters?

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Postby zomgmouse » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:30 am UTC

une see wrote:Do you think it's a nice day for roller coasters?


Oh come on, none of this.


Anyway..


Would the sun being out count?
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby MFHodge » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:08 pm UTC

What if you're afraid of sunburn?
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Postby joeframbach » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:10 pm UTC

Didn't you bring the sunscreen?

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Postby Alisto » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:15 pm UTC

What's the difference between sunblock and sunscreen?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:34 pm UTC

How should I know?

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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:38 pm UTC

Haven't you ever used either?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:39 pm UTC

Do you SEE these sunburns? *points to arm*

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:40 pm UTC

Are we still on this rollercoaster?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:42 pm UTC

Did we ever go on the rollercoaster?

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:44 pm UTC

What did the OP say?
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Postby McLurker » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:54 pm UTC

Can't you read?

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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:01 pm UTC

Why'd you have to bring that up?

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Postby joeframbach » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:06 pm UTC

Speaking of bringing things up, how fast do you think the cars are raised up the track?

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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:09 pm UTC

What?

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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:37 pm UTC

Where?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:43 pm UTC

Shouldn't we agree on a minimum of two words?

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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

Who else thinks that's a brilliant idea?
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Would it work you think?
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:19 pm UTC

Would what work?
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Postby Mother Superior » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:20 pm UTC

Sorry, what was the question again?
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Would what work?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:23 pm UTC

Does everyone agree on no repetitions, at least?

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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:25 pm UTC

Why the hell wouldn't we?
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Postby ShadeWolf » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:28 pm UTC

Why Should We?
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Postby Mother Superior » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:15 pm UTC

Will you people keep answering every question with another question?
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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

Will you stop dancing around in your mum's dresses?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:52 pm UTC

Why are you such an arse?

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Postby Mother Superior » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:54 pm UTC

And who told you?!
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Postby ShadeWolf » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:12 pm UTC

Why did you need to question where they got the information from?
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Postby Rodan » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:52 pm UTC

Why do we exist?

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Postby Narsil » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:57 pm UTC

Why wouldn't we exist?
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Postby Mother Superior » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:08 am UTC

Is this a forum game or a philosophy discussion?
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Postby ShadeWolf » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:21 am UTC

Does it matter if it is either?
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Postby Narsil » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:25 am UTC

If I asked you what the significance of either response to that would be, would the response to that question be the same as this one?
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Postby crazyjimbo » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:25 am UTC

What the hell are you talking about?

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Postby Mother Superior » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:26 am UTC

Isn't that an awful lot of words for a man with such a large penis like yourself?

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Postby Narsil » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:30 am UTC

How would you know of the size of that guy's wang?
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