Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:44 am UTC

(Ummm... Kokojo, the correct spelling is Wizard.)
> Give the martians a free concert in return for epic Wizerd/Wizard killing equipment.
(Oh and since that's a musical roll, maybe I should get a plus 1?)
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Kokojo » Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:23 am UTC

Of course the ''offical'' spelling is wizard, but it's the whole reason I've written it Wizerd, for people to mess up and call him wizard.

He's a wizerd, and will always be :P

Edit : I also don't get why you would get a +1 on a music roll, unless I missed something.
reedit because I don't read: Thorgold, sorry about the lack of precision. You're able to command the suit, but you need to use a roll to do it (or, in your case, fuse with it). It should't kill you unless you roll a very badly-worded-and-thought 1 or very funky 6.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby thorgold » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:26 am UTC

I think he's implying that his status as a rock god entitles him to a +1 for music rolls. Alas, no, that bonus comes in the form of the one-use HOAGIE. I wish I was better with acronyms :\
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:47 am UTC

> Bask in my newfound knowledge.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Queen Arasene » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:48 am UTC

>Follow orangedragonfires example by turning into a squirrel made of sentient chocolate.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:52 am UTC

Cjquines, try to buff the wizard, with your negative modifier, you'll probably cripple him.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby WarDaft » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:26 pm UTC

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby cemper93 » Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:45 pm UTC

Fo- Fourier is dead? I really need to learn how to control my undead minions.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby mike-l » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:35 pm UTC

(Do I have to kill SOMETHING or specifically a player? Like, would an NPC count?)
> Ambush Sh1g and Trogdor, attacking the master in an attempt to set the beast free.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby curtis95112 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:50 am UTC

>Enchant the wizerd to increase its magical abilities.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Randomizer » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:26 am UTC

Hm... Does "everyone" mean "everyone in the town I just built"? Because I can roll with that.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Evengeduld » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:07 am UTC

First of all Happy newyear to all players and dice masters ;)

> Since the nuke is now armed hit the red button

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Sh1g » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:40 am UTC

Oh yeah Trogdoooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!

>Commands Trogdor to Burninate the Wizerd!!

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Meem1029 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:48 am UTC

Wow. After being gone for a week or so I was certain I'd have missed a roll. I guess I got lucky.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Aiea » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:48 am UTC

> throws her hands up in the air and sits on the ground, pouting at her failure to be able to do anything.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Phrozt » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:34 pm UTC

kokojo... quick question...

What is the environment around the wizerd tower/town? Is it on a mountain? Plains? Forest? Swamp? Are there mountains *around* there??

Can you give us a general idea of the scenery?

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Kokojo » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:18 pm UTC

Rolling tonight. (I actually do have more excuses! I slept with my gf, and she's unbereable while sleeping... well not that much, but let's say I had 3 hours of sleep yesterday, and 12 today :P)

er... I guess the town and tower are on a plain... but really, you can imagine whatever you want as long as what I say isin't set in stone.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Phrozt » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:50 pm UTC

I really want to cause an avalanche on the tower/town... can I (attempt to) make that happen?

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Kokojo » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:39 am UTC

sure :D

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby BucklesMcStrap » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:24 am UTC

That's just....freaky....I literally became mortally ill on the day my death was rolled on this forum. I've been laying on death's doorstep for the past week and been wondering whether or not I was going to survive. So, in honor of what was possibly the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life...

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Kokojo » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:36 am UTC

Nautilus wrote:> Slap Wizerd in the face, in an offended manner

Your roll : 4

You slap the wizerd. He gets angry.

thorgold wrote:> Order the suit to fuse with me in symbiosis of mind and body.

Your roll : 1

You instead tell your suit to desist trying to get away from you in form of spirit and ghost-form. The robots fuses with you. (Fused with robot)
(Nice wording there...)


blademan9999 wrote:> Give the martians a free concert in return for epic Wizerd/Wizard killing equipment.

Your roll : 1

You instead take from the martian their no-sound festifal and give them all the normal-people killing equipement. They are very angry at this and use the weapons againts you!

Blademan9999 must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 6

You evade all of the weapons and single-handedly destroy all of the aliens in the blink of an eye. You may now loot them for treasaures, or do other things to their mangled bodies...


orangedragonfire wrote:> Bask in my newfound knowledge.

Your roll : 1

You instead feel stupid in your old ignorance, and begin to cry like a little baby.


Queen Arasene wrote:>Follow orangedragonfires example by turning into a squirrel made of sentient chocolate.

Your roll : 3

You turn into a squirrel made of sentient chocolate! But some kid with poor eyesight obsessed with easter bunnies tries to eat you!
Queen Arasene must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 4

You sucesfully evade the kid's teeth and get away. (Sentient squirrel chocolate)


WarDaft wrote:> Summon a dread army of 10,000 hamsters to do my bidding.

Your roll : 3

You summon the hamsters, but they appear over you, and you get caught into a tsunami of hamsters! (Army of hamsters)
Wardaft must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 3

You manage to evade most hamsters, but one gets stuck into your brains, so you're quite dizzy. (-1 to next roll)


cemper93 wrote:> Resurrects Aleister Crowley to discuss evil things.

Your roll : 5(+1)

You raise Crowley from the dead (NPC) but he's quite surprised to see evil things like lich actually exist! He was only doing his show for money fame and being in history books. He begins to cry like a madmen and decides to ride on your back, and he's very heavy for your bony body. He also likes you, but he's too shy to say it. Thank your Lich-sense for this. (Stuck in place)


mike-l wrote:> Ambush Sh1g and Trogdor, attacking the master in an attempt to set the beast free.

Your roll : 4(+2)

You attack them, and, using your newly mastered art of killing people, start a mini-tornado that sends Trogdor away just in case he would defend Sh1g!

Sh1g must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 1

You get stabbed in the spleen by Mike-L, and it was your only weakness. (Mike-L free from killing buff and curse)
Sh1g is dead!
but what's this? The summoning bound Sh1g and Trodgor! He can still control it from death! However, this will fade away in 3 turns


curtis95112 wrote:>Enchant the wizerd to increase its magical abilities.

Your roll : 2

You pick your nose before, and hit your brain, forgetting how to enchant people.


Randomizer wrote:> Say yes to apprenticeship/chocolatifying the town.

Your roll : Yes

The wizerd transforms you into a Wizerd's apprentice, and you gain totally new powers and awesomeness, as well as a new dice! (Rolls a d80, bound to wizerd (cannot attack wizerd), 2 hp, must chocolatify/destroy the world as a primary goal)


Evengeduld wrote:> Since the nuke is now armed hit the red button
> Defend the nuke until I am no more

Your rolls : 1,1 (holy shit, how many 1's this round?)

You instead destroy the red button, and decide to leave to nuke for 0 seconds.

Sh1g wrote:>Commands Trogdor to Burninate the Wizerd!!

Your roll : 4

Trogdor charges his super attack : BURNINATION
The wizerd must roll to dodge!
His roll : 1

The wizerd get hits badly and burninates! (-2 hp!)


Meem1029 wrote:>Creates the most epic weapon ever conceived of.

Your roll : 6(+1)

You turn the entire planet into a battleweapon to fire deadly red rings of death shaped like halos. You'd better be carefull with this. Very, very carefull.


Aiea wrote:> throws her hands up in the air and sits on the ground, pouting at her failure to be able to do anything.

Your roll : 3

You throw your hands into the air and sit on the ground, but way too quickly, and you flex a muscle. (-1 to next roll. Dicemaster pity = 1/2 charged)


BucklesMcStrap wrote:>Pays Death $50 to send me back to Earth with the power of his three fingers Decay, Disease and Destruction along with his first scythe Old Rusty

Your roll : 3

You hurt your hand in the death world with the scythe, and thus you drop the fingers, and you're back at status quo.



THE WIZERD IS ACTIVE!:
> Destroy Trogdor and turn it into a chocolaty wizerd's slave
His roll : 94(-3)(+10)

Trogdor is immediately converted to the wizerd's side, and gets his endurance buffed, converts people into chocolate, and also remain bounded to the wizerd. (Sh1g loses power over Trodgor) (+1 hp, bound to wizerd, converter)

LADY LUCK IS ACTIVE!:
> Return to home world.
Her roll : 2

Bleh. Too lazy.

FAMILIAR CAT IS ACTIVE!:
> Think of a expensive sofa as a claw sharpener.
His roll : 5

The claws of the cat are now very very sharp! (Insta 5 to next offensive or defensive action)

ALEISTER CROWLEY IS ACTIVE!:
> Drool.
His roll : 1

Crowley smiles.

TROGDOR IS RECOVERING FROM THE CONVERSION!:


NPCS:
Spoiler:
Wizerd – Staff of Commanding: Insta50 on order-based rolls, target can RTD. | -3hp | -3 to all rolls | +10 to all converting life to chocolate rolls
Familiar cat - Insta 5 to next offensive or defensive action
Lady luck - Calm
Trogdor- Obeys the wizerd only | Turns people into chocolate | Bound to wizerd | 2 hp |
Aleister Crowley- On cemper93



Events :
Spoiler:
There is a wizerd tower, and a big city around it,
There is a Soylent Chocolate factory,
The world is now a weapon.


Players table :
Spoiler:
Aiea- Hell Swiss cheese | -1 to next roll | Dicemaster pity = 1/2 charged
Andymeo-
blademan999- HOAGIE: Grants instant 4 or 6 (1 use)
cemper93- Staff of fireballz (3 shots that force a RTD. No need to be rolled, takes a turn. Can be used all at the same time) | Lich form | +1 to all undead-ish or purely evil acts. | Stuck in place by Crowley
cjquines- -3 to next turn
Evengeduld - +1to gun/explosion rolls |
ibgdude- Kinda naked | Wizerd's beard (???, positive)
Meem1029 - Chained to a tree. | Ring : Immunity to next spell RTD | +1 to weaponsmithing rolls
Naultilaus -
orangedragonfire - Ring : Immunity to next spell RTD. | Made of sentient chocolate | -1 to animal rolls | Flower from nature
Phrozt-
Queen Arasene- | Sentient squirrel chocolate | Epic battleaxe. | Knows the ultimate swear (Negatively affects a target's roll by making him cry)
Randomizer- Bound to wizerd | Rolls a D80 | 2 hp | Must destroy world
Ralith The Third – On the moon | +1 to movement rolls | Breathes vacuum only, will suffocate in air
Sh1g- Dead | Controls Trogdor "The Burninator'' for 3 turns before spirits dies.
The Milkman- -1 to next roll
thorgold- Spell : Insta5. Charge (1/4) | In a Powerarmor : Resists 2 next spells | +1 to offensive rolls | 3hp |
mike-l- EVIL!!! | In service to pain god Mthuk |
Wardaft- -1 to next roll, Army of 10,000 hamsters
curtis95112-
BucklesMcStrap- Dead

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:04 am UTC

>Give the man on the moon a free concert in return for a recharger for my Hoagie.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby BucklesMcStrap » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:09 am UTC

Then by the grace of Baal...

>Opens a Hellgate to summon an anti-wizerd/anti-chocolate demon. Preferably one with a bunch of tentacles on his face and cool horns that sound off like trumpets when he roars, but any kind will do!

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Evengeduld » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:46 am UTC

> Attempt to repair the red button.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Aiea » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:39 am UTC

> Eats a piece of the hell swiss cheese

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Meem1029 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:51 am UTC

Oh my. A 7 in creating an epic weapon. This could be fun to play with!

> Approaches the wizerd with offers of an alliance.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby mike-l » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:50 am UTC

> Kidnap and torture all the children in the town of Sarsdon, sacrificing them one by one in a dark ritual to Mthuk
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby curtis95112 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:16 pm UTC

>Become one with Lady Luck.

How much hp does the wizerd have anyway?
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Sytri » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:54 pm UTC

After sitting on a mountaintop, carefully considering his first move in this new world:

>Creates magical assasin armor. (armor that is both magical and helps to assainate magical things.)
Apathy will kill us all. Or not. Whatever.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Phrozt » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:36 pm UTC

Kokojo wrote:sure :D


I wish I had seen this response so I could have gotten in last round :/.

> Cause an avalanche aimed to wipe out the wizerd tower/town.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby cemper93 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:25 pm UTC

Heh, shouldn't a 5 be a super-awesome result instead of a particularly bad one? But - no! Now I see! Nothing is as awesome and undead-hardcore as being a lich with Aleister Crowley on the back! I am so proud!

> Perform a dark ritual to merge Aleister Crowley with my back so I can carry him around while still being able to walk.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Kokojo » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:16 pm UTC

It was a 5... +1, so a 6.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Ormpskel » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:53 pm UTC

> Wake up

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Nautilus » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:32 am UTC

Wizerd still appears to be ignoring me...

> Roundhouse kick the back of the Wizerd's head, in order to express my dissatisfaction with his actions.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby thorgold » Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:52 am UTC

> Launch a search-and-destroy raid on the Chocolate Conversion Factory
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Randomizer » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:31 am UTC

What happened to the armor the wizerd gave me? I don't see it listed.

> Test out my new powers by merging the world with Candyland, with the town, tower, factory, and nearby area being named Chocolate Town, east of Peppermint Forest.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:03 pm UTC

Study the world-weapon, so that I may use it more efficiently if I so chose.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Queen Arasene » Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:37 pm UTC

>Build an avalance and wizerd-safe supershelter.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Kokojo » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:51 pm UTC

Rolling tonight,.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby WarDaft » Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:30 pm UTC

A roll penalty eh?

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