Calvinball!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:17 am UTC

I do a magic trick.

There are now two scores.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:25 am UTC

I kill all scores.

The scores are now dead.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:20 am UTC

I score all kills.

The score is now a score (that is, it's 20).
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:01 am UTC

I replace the score with a million points for each team

Each team has a score of a million points
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:18 pm UTC

I replace the score with a billion points for each team

Each team has a score of a billion points.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:27 pm UTC

I am become death, destroyer of points.

All scores are now zero.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:54 pm UTC

I am become death, destroyer of scores.

The score is now destroyed.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:28 pm UTC

I am become score, destroyer of deaths.

The death has now scored.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:29 pm UTC

XD

I am become destroyer, scorer of deaths.

The death is now destroyed.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:40 pm UTC

Death is become destruction, scorer of me.

The score is... me?

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:45 pm UTC

Score is become me, deather of scores.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:57 pm UTC

Vytron wrote:Score is become me, deather of scores.


The score is now Vytron.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:01 pm UTC

Score has scored score, scorer of scores.

The score is.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:02 pm UTC

I have become me, Vytroner of Vytrons.

The score doesn't care.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:44 am UTC

I place the softball in the treehouse zone.

The score is now a million teams.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:56 pm UTC

I organize and train the million teams in an attempt to put the game back on track. But before I can restart the game, it gets run over by a train!

The score doesn't score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:47 am UTC

West-of-the-train-tracks foul!

The score is less.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:55 am UTC

I inflate the score.

More is the score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:59 am UTC

I put the score on base.

More is.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:05 am UTC

I give the score a name.

Morris.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:24 pm UTC

I change the score's gender.

Maureen.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:52 pm UTC

The Score is now a genderless hippie:

River
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:02 pm UTC

The score is now mechanical:

Robot

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:06 pm UTC

The score goes online.

Bot.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:01 am UTC

I put the internet in the score.

The score now contains itself.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Rosewinsall » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:55 pm UTC

I throw Calvinball into the superpowers zone. The score is now Justice League and the Amazing Ball!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:58 am UTC

I spill a "Barrel of Nightcrawlers" in the safe zone.

The score is not Patrick Stewart.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Rosewinsall » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:45 pm UTC

I catapult myself to the superpowers zone and grab the calvinball. I now have superhuman strength. The score is Atlas shrugged and I took over.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Entropy » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:58 am UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:I summon entropy!

The score is cautious of this new development, and decides to hide.


I am now the score. Anyone who modifies the rules now degrades their ability to modify the score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:02 am UTC

I degrade my ability to modify the score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby 12obin » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:08 am UTC

The score is 18 to the anarchocapitalists, 14 to the Toronto Bluejays.

I carefully remove my shoes while crying.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby 12obin » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:09 am UTC

The score is 18 to the anarchocapitalists, 14 to the Toronto Bluejays.

I carefully remove my shoes while crying.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:19 am UTC

The score is now 12obin's Double Post.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby 12obin » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:40 am UTC

Oh dear, so it is. I apologize. The score is as many as you could count to when you were three years and six months old.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:41 am UTC

Not that there's anything wrong with Double posting.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:41 am UTC

In fact.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:42 am UTC

I'm triple posting here.

The score is now in the next post.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby 12obin » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:53 am UTC

The score is the quantified measure of how late I will be for work tomorrow, divided by how tired I will be.
I crawl under the bleachers and go to sleep. My shoes remain in play.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:32 pm UTC

I necro the thread.

The score is 0-0.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:00 pm UTC

I destroy the thread's brain and remove the head.

The score is up or down, depending on if they were fast or slow zombies.
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