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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:51 am UTC

What you don't see is
You're exactly what I need
If you really suck
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Lavender Manna » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:59 pm UTC

Flicky and Huey
are flirting (well, Flicky is
propositioning).

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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:02 pm UTC

Not just with Heury
I always say stuff like that
You should know that well
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:17 pm UTC

Oh so there's others?
And I was thought I was special.
Is it Chridd the cat?
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Re: Haiku.

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:37 pm UTC

Why would chridd be here?
He only seems to view threads
where he can keep score.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:43 pm UTC

chridd is not a "he"
and doesn't do relations
I meant Tillian
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Lavender Manna » Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:48 am UTC

tilli and flicky
sittin' in a tree, K-I-
S-S-I-N-G

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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:44 am UTC

That is pretty gay
Like me, I'm pretty and gay
Well, half-gay at least
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:45 pm UTC

My thumb is really
sore so I wrote this poem
to complain a lot.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:45 am UTC

Do you realize that
chridd is supposed to
have five syllables?
heuristically_alone wrote:Oh so there's others?
And I was thought I was special.
Is it Chridd the cat?
SirGabriel wrote:Why would chridd be here?
He only seems to view threads
where he can keep score.
flicky1991 wrote:chridd is not a "he"
and doesn't do relations
I meant Tillian
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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:43 am UTC

I think you've misread
Their signature indicates
That there should be three
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Peaceful Whale » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:27 pm UTC

Haikus are simple
They needn't make much sense
Hippopotamus.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby freezeblade » Fri Aug 18, 2017 3:07 pm UTC

Friday is now here
a pay day as well to boot!
and now it is gone
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:39 pm UTC

At work all alone
But how to be productive?
Photocopy butts
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Re: Haiku.

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:51 pm UTC

Productivity
isn't very important
if your job's easy.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:23 pm UTC

Peaceful Whale wrote:Haikus are simple
They needn't make much sense
Hippopotamus.

Middle line was wrong
Haikus are simple, of course
If you get them right
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Re: Haiku.

Postby freezeblade » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:54 pm UTC

But of course they are
It is the same with any thing
It's right or it's wrong
flicky1991 wrote:
Peaceful Whale wrote:Haikus are simple
They needn't make much sense
Hippopotamus.

Middle line was wrong
Haikus are simple, of course
If you get them right
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:17 pm UTC

Drinking some water
It is a strain when it drains
May I have some more?
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:12 am UTC

Tonight kiss me please
And taste what I have to say
My lips tell stories
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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:44 am UTC

I love heury's lips
But when we're done I'd like to
Kiss him somewhere else
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Re: Haiku.

Postby somitomi » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:10 pm UTC

First time in this thread
I can see there's lot's to read
But I just write instead
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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:13 pm UTC

You don't need to read
But it's more fun if you do
We were just flirting
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:18 pm UTC

My body smiles
When you touch me how you do
Make me yours again
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Re: Haiku.

Postby somitomi » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:51 pm UTC

I would smile as well
If I had someone to share
What you two seem to
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Re: Haiku.

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:00 pm UTC

To start a threesome
Would be delightful to join
With Somitomi
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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:04 pm UTC

Three guys in a bed
Small bird fits in the middle
Cat and man bang him
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Re: Haiku.

Postby freezeblade » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:16 pm UTC

Walk into the room
A surprise across my face
I'll just be going
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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:44 am UTC

Let us change the theme
Get away from sex poems
What are you up to?
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:04 pm UTC

Making acrostic poems,
even though I should be writing
haikus
Cautiously pessimistic.
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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:47 pm UTC

That is not the form!
Please obey thread instructions
Or don't post at all!
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Re: Haiku.

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:59 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:That is not the form!
Please obey thread instructions
Or don't post at all!

But sometimes the rules
are just made to be broken,
like in the duck thread.

Also, his poem
would be a haiku if you
rearrange line breaks.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby somitomi » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:35 pm UTC

"If my grandmother
had a current collector
she'd be a tramcar
"
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Re: Haiku.

Postby faubiguy » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:49 pm UTC

Parabolic arcs
Mark the domain of the one
Who knows hidden things

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Re: Haiku.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:07 pm UTC

For the next three days
I'll be working as usual
Then a nice long break
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Re: Haiku.

Postby Lavender Manna » Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:27 am UTC

SirGabriel wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:That is not the form!
Please obey thread instructions
Or don't post at all!

But sometimes the rules
are just made to be broken,
like in the duck thread.

Also, his poem
would be a haiku if you
rearrange line breaks.


A lone seventeen syllable line is an "american sentence."

Poetic forms do not exist. You can use any rules that you want.

As long as it's similar to an existing form it's good enough.

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Re: Haiku.

Postby somitomi » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:30 pm UTC

Guys I just found out
Poems don't have to rhyme
How easy is that?

I just found out too
that syllable-counts are not
always straightforward
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Re: Haiku.

Postby faubiguy » Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:16 pm UTC

When all has faded
And symbols have turned to dust
Memory remains


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