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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:01 pm UTC

Moose Anus wrote:Why don't I have one of these?!

(Envious of a body part exclusive to the opposite gender)

[dzamie] is feeling like an alchemist.

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ContextBot

Postby ShortChelsea » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:27 pm UTC

(dzaimie has been cooking meth in the lab again)
We're not in high school anymore, guys; grow up.

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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:13 am UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:We're not in high school anymore, guys; grow up.

(just caught some boys trying to get the teenage discount at themeparks)

k

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ContextBot

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:09 am UTC

(dzamie just agreed to sell his grandmother for a Hershey bar)

There's some disturbing shit on the Internet.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Socks » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:04 pm UTC

(SlyReaper just found news about the US presidential election on the internet while looking for porn)

Wow, I can't believe that actually just happened

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Re: ContextBot

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:59 pm UTC

(Socks just learned about the Apollo Moon Landings)

Oh for the love of God. Why?!?
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Snark » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:05 pm UTC

(SlyReaper accidentally closed his Youtube tab in the middle of his favorite song)

You learn something new every day...
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Re: ContextBot

Postby ShortChelsea » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:06 pm UTC

(Snark just learned about mammary sex)
Ew, no one wants to see that.

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Re: ContextBot

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:14 pm UTC

(ShortChelsea just walked in on her mum and dad having snacks. Cheese and crackers, to be specific; the crumbs were everywhere.)

What has been seen heard, cannot be unheard! :shock:
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Re: ContextBot

Postby The Moomin » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:55 pm UTC

(SlyReaper smelled an unusual taste and now can't get rid of the earworm)

This looks like fun.
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The cats are alive because I'm alive.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:00 pm UTC

The Moomin wrote:This looks like fun.

(The Moomin is busy throwing pennies at cats)

Now where did I put it...?

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ContextBot

Postby RollingHead » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:21 pm UTC

dzamie is in the bathroom with no toilet paper, pondering whether they can sneak out and get it depending on what thay did with it.

Why do I keep doing this to myself?

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Re: ContextBot

Postby NeatNit » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:10 pm UTC

RollingHead wrote:Why do I keep doing this to myself?
(He once again failed a backflip at a party)

It feels like my heart was ripped from my body.

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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:18 pm UTC

NeatNit wrote:It feels like my heart was ripped from my body.

Someone NeatNit met only once didn't accept his friend request.

I'm sick of this country.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:45 pm UTC

(flicky regrets moving to Mordor)

I thought I was the only one!
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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:49 pm UTC

[Dr. Diaphanous just found a website for his rabbits-in-lingerie fetish]

Wish it were easier...
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Re: ContextBot

Postby willaaaaaa » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:57 pm UTC

(flicky1991 discovered that the Easy-Bake Oven was a bit of a misnomer.)

lol, thug life.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:59 pm UTC

[willaaaaaa got in a slap-fight with their imaginary friend.]

You're the biggest liar in history.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:08 pm UTC

(Their best friend just outed them as an MLP fanatic.)

That is so NOT what SHE said...

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Re: ContextBot

Postby eculc » Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:52 am UTC

(his friend made a terrible "that's what she said" joke)

I have lost all faith in humanity.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: ContextBot

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:56 am UTC

(eculc has been watching Fox News)

AAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? RUN RUN RUN OH PISSING BLIMEY!
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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:33 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:AAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? RUN RUN RUN OH PISSING BLIMEY!

(Sly was not ready to witness childbirth)

blarglefargle

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:41 pm UTC

(Sly spied spire-spanning space spiders)

EDIT: Ninja'd, but don't worry. I got this.
(dzamie found a fashion blog and loves it so much it's name is all schler mind remembers)

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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:51 pm UTC

[Dr. Diaphanous got better grades than one of his friends, and likes to brag in a confusing way.]

That is the LAST time I will do something nice for him.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:07 pm UTC

(flicky made a posy of flowers for Nurgle the Great Corrupter)

The internet has wound up in kind of a weird place.
"God works in mysterious and breathtakingly cruel ways."

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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:18 pm UTC

[Dr. Diaphanous' YouTube account isn't getting any subscribers.]

Seriously, some people just need to take a look in the mirror.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:48 pm UTC

(flicky wrote a menacing message on zir enemy's mirror, but he hasn't noticed it yet, and it will coagulate soon.)

All is suffering.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:05 am UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:All is suffering.

(Dr. D was just crucified)

We truly are the Eggman.

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ContextBot

Postby ShortChelsea » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:48 pm UTC

(dzamie just watched Puss in Boots)
You can never wash out the stain of shame.

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Re: ContextBot

Postby Snark » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:27 pm UTC

(Shorty was publicly incontinent)

Well that was dumb
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Re: ContextBot

Postby ShortChelsea » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:25 pm UTC

(Snark's parents revealed they have eight other children from previous marriages)
Can't we all just get along?

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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:59 pm UTC

[Two of ShortChelsea's friends fell out because one of them likes 50 Shades of Grey.]

How can he even call himself English?
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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:10 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:How can he even call himself English?

(Flicky's friend with a Cockney accent just refused a cup of tea.)

ne1 up 4 gamez 2nite??? ;)

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End

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Re: ContextBot

Postby ShortChelsea » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:51 pm UTC

(dzamie is expressing joy for sexy roleplaying games)
I don't think it's any of your business.

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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:04 pm UTC

(Someone asked ShortChelsea if that is actually Manmohan Singh dancing on zir roof wearing dungarees and a cape.)

Hah- I thought so
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Re: ContextBot

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:08 pm UTC

[Dr. Diaphanous always thought Jack O'Neill looked like MacGyver, but could never figure out why... until now.]

When will she just get a life?
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:35 am UTC

(flicky was playing Super Mario Bros with his girlfriend and is frustrated that she never collects 1-up mushrooms)

The smartest shit I did was keep them bullets out of that gun.
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Re: ContextBot

Postby Socks » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:53 am UTC

(Dr. Diaphanous just dug out the Nintendo duck hunter gun that was up in the attic after finding out they're worth at least $10 on e-bay. His brother's gun was not in as good of shape - he shot it with a real gun to try to get bullets into it.)

That shit's confusin'

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Re: ContextBot

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:18 pm UTC

(Socks is trying to understand the neurological-biochemical effects of a mixture of 3 drugs, from the Japanese Journal of Drug Informatics, while high of those drugs.)

I haven't seen anyone do it like that since nineteen-jiggerdy-six!
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Re: ContextBot

Postby dzamie » Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:34 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:I haven't seen anyone do it like that since nineteen-jiggerdy-six!

(Dr. D is attempting to create his own number system, where "jiggerdy" means to add one to the previous number, and double the next number. He is commenting on his own system, trying to cleverly say that he's never seen anyone do it like he's doing it now)

Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!

Code: Select all

:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:End


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