Famous Math Quotes!
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Famous Math Quotes!
It doesn't appear we have a thread for this yet, but I saw a few good ones in "Math Jokes"
A few of my favorite are attributed to John von Neumann:
"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
and,
"If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."
A few of my favorite are attributed to John von Neumann:
"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
and,
"If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."
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"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems." Commonly attributed to P. Erdos.
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"In Hilbert space, no one can hear you scream."
And my current sig: "What they (mathematicians) define as interesting depends on their particular field of study; mathematical anaylsts find pain and extreme confusion interesting, whereas geometers are interested in beauty."
And my current sig: "What they (mathematicians) define as interesting depends on their particular field of study; mathematical anaylsts find pain and extreme confusion interesting, whereas geometers are interested in beauty."
What they (mathematicians) define as interesting depends on their particular field of study; mathematical anaylsts find pain and extreme confusion interesting, whereas geometers are interested in beauty.
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"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"  Sherlock Holmes
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z4lis wrote:"In Hilbert space, no one can hear you scream."
And my current sig: "What they (mathematicians) define as interesting depends on their particular field of study; mathematical anaylsts find pain and extreme confusion interesting, whereas geometers are interested in beauty."
Could you post the source along with the quote if you know it?
One of my sigs for a long time was this quote: "If a 'religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Gödel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one." —John Barrow
I also found a few other good ones in googling the exact phrasing of that quote:
"Obvious is the most dangerous word in mathematics." —E. T. Bell
"I hate algebra." —John H. Conway (Invited AMS address, Toronto, 9/23/00)
"Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings,
but you push too hard, even numbers got limits.
Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret:
the million other straws underneath it. It's all mathematics." —Mos Def
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Dason wrote:"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"  Sherlock Holmes
Is that an actual (Conan Doylewritten) quote or is it just from the new movie?
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TheTedinator wrote:Dason wrote:"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"  Sherlock Holmes
Is that an actual (Conan Doylewritten) quote or is it just from the new movie?
I can say that it(at least the general phrasing not literal wording) is definitely pre movie.
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I thought Spock said it, not Sherlock Holmes...
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein
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I remember an episode of Jimmy Neutron where they said that, referencing Sherlock Holmes. So, it definitely wasn't only in the new movie, but may not have been in an actual Sherlock Holmes book.
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It was in the books. The quote which is frequently misattributed to the books is "elementary, my dear Watson".
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mmmcannibalism wrote:TheTedinator wrote:Dason wrote:"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"  Sherlock Holmes
Is that an actual (Conan Doylewritten) quote or is it just from the new movie?
I can say that it(at least the general phrasing not literal wording) is definitely pre movie.
Wikiquote lists at least four variations on it, with page numbers from the original stories, so it's clearly due to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself. The wording varies slightly from appearance to appearance, so it gets quoted slightly differently each time. The phrasing in my memory is, "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth," but I'm not sure if that exact wording appears anywhere.
I'm looking forward to the day when the SNES emulator on my computer works by emulating the elementary particles in an actual, physical box with Nintendo stamped on the side.
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skeptical scientist wrote:"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth," but I'm not sure if that exact wording appears anywhere.
That is the wording I am most familiar with. It definitely applies to math and science. Like Einstein. The only way he could reconcile some different findings was to mess with time. It's crazy, but it works.
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“The highest form of pure thought is in mathematics”  Plato
“I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe  because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return.”  Bertrand Russell
“I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe  because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return.”  Bertrand Russell
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"Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!"  Hilbert
"Read Euler, read Euler, he is the master of us all."  Laplace
"Mathematics is the queen of sciences and number theory is the queen of mathematics."  Gauss
And there is a great one which I believe to be due to Russell but can't find along the lines of:
"Since we started proving the most elementary truths we have found many of them to be wrong."
"Read Euler, read Euler, he is the master of us all."  Laplace
"Mathematics is the queen of sciences and number theory is the queen of mathematics."  Gauss
And there is a great one which I believe to be due to Russell but can't find along the lines of:
"Since we started proving the most elementary truths we have found many of them to be wrong."
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Certhas wrote:"Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen!"  Hilbert
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Bertrand Russell said he had written nothing about aesthetic because he knew nothing about it. I'm not sure either part is true.
'The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.' ~Russell
'Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty — a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show.' ~Russell
'Mathematics takes us still further from what is human, into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the world, but every possible world, must conform.' ~Russell
'In adolescence, I hated life and was continually on the verge of suicide, from which, however, I was restrained by the desire to know more mathematics.' ~Still Russell (though this one is from Conquest of Happiness, not the Study of Mathematics)
'Gödel turned out to be an unadulterated Platonist, and apparently believed that an eternal 'not' was laid up in heaven, where virtuous logicians might hope to meet it hereafter.' ~Russell's Autobiography (and not quite true as Gödel replied)
And why not, someone other than Bertrand Russell:
'A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas. . . . The mathematician’s patterns, like the painter’s or the poet’s must be beautiful; the ideas like the colours or the words, must fit together in a harmonious way. Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics.' ~G.H. Hardy
A sentimental thought before I go:
'You don't have to believe in God, but you should believe in The Book.' ~Paul Erdős
(This page says the coffeetheorem quote is actually Renyi, not Erdos? http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Paul_Erd%C ... attributed )
'The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.' ~Russell
'Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty — a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show.' ~Russell
'Mathematics takes us still further from what is human, into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the world, but every possible world, must conform.' ~Russell
'In adolescence, I hated life and was continually on the verge of suicide, from which, however, I was restrained by the desire to know more mathematics.' ~Still Russell (though this one is from Conquest of Happiness, not the Study of Mathematics)
'Gödel turned out to be an unadulterated Platonist, and apparently believed that an eternal 'not' was laid up in heaven, where virtuous logicians might hope to meet it hereafter.' ~Russell's Autobiography (and not quite true as Gödel replied)
And why not, someone other than Bertrand Russell:
'A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas. . . . The mathematician’s patterns, like the painter’s or the poet’s must be beautiful; the ideas like the colours or the words, must fit together in a harmonious way. Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics.' ~G.H. Hardy
A sentimental thought before I go:
'You don't have to believe in God, but you should believe in The Book.' ~Paul Erdős
(This page says the coffeetheorem quote is actually Renyi, not Erdos? http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Paul_Erd%C ... attributed )
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"The above proposition [2+2=4] is occasionally useful."
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This one was at the beginning of a chapter of the Prob book I checked out (Koshnevisan):
"Experimentalists think that it is a mathematical theorem, while mathematicians believe it to be an experimental fact."~Gabriel Lippman, in a discussion with J. J. Poincare about the Central Limit Theorem
Also,
"Left as an exercise to the reader."~Every text I've ever had that didn't use the terser parenthetical "(Prove!)"
"Experimentalists think that it is a mathematical theorem, while mathematicians believe it to be an experimental fact."~Gabriel Lippman, in a discussion with J. J. Poincare about the Central Limit Theorem
Also,
"Left as an exercise to the reader."~Every text I've ever had that didn't use the terser parenthetical "(Prove!)"
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This was on the wall of my Algebra teacher's classroom.
“From the intrinsic evidence of his creation, the Great Architect of the Universe now begins to appear as a pure mathematician.” James Jeans
“From the intrinsic evidence of his creation, the Great Architect of the Universe now begins to appear as a pure mathematician.” James Jeans
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Not really a "math" quote but what the hell.
From a D&D book.
"Draconic is the language of magic. Celestial and infernal, the languages of the gods. I speak math, the very language of creation itself"  Geometer
edit: (The wordfilter somehow takes the essence away... xD)
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From a D&D book.
"Draconic is the language of magic. Celestial and infernal, the languages of the gods. I speak math, the very language of creation itself"  Geometer
edit: (The wordfilter somehow takes the essence away... xD)
edit 2: I hate you
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skeptical scientist wrote:One of my sigs for a long time was this quote: "If a 'religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Gödel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one." —John Barrow
Wow. I love this one! Never heard it before.
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TheTedinator wrote:"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"  Sherlock Holmes
Whenever I see/hear this quote, I cannot help but be reminded of Douglas Adams' novel Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, specifically this quote (for which I just dug out my copy):
Dirk Gently (née Cjelli) wrote:Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
This is further expanded upon in the second novel in the duology, The Long Dark TeaTime Of The Soul:
[spoilered for length]
Spoiler:
In short, one ought not to discount the impossible in favour of the improbable because the impossible implies that there is some unknown force at work whereas the improbable runs against something about which we DO know.
At least, this is the case when it comes to human nature/pseudomagical powers/etc.
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"I can't say I'm surprised. I never thought he had enough imagination to be a mathematician."  David Hilbert after being told one of his students dropped out to study poetry.
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Hilbert was cool. I've always loved his retort against his colleagues who didn't want Emmy Noether to work at Gottingen:
Zimaths wrote:It is a sad fact that there are few women in mathematics, so few that sometimes you wonder if the ones you hear of are considered to be great only as a condescension to their gender. But not Amalie Emmy Noether. Once when Edward Landau was asked if he would agree to the statement that she was a great woman mathematician, he reversed the question: ``I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I cannot swear.'' (this seemingly chauvinistic statement should be seen in the context of the times)
She was born in 1882, the eldest of eleven children. Her dad, Max Noether, was a mathematics professor at the University of Erlangen. She had a normal childhood  complete with school, housework and dancing  and qualified at 18 to be a English and French teacher. But she wanted to go to university, no easy task in the Germany of 1900! Eventually she became half of the entire female population of the thousand students at Erlangen, earning a doctorate in 1907.
Till 1916, she worked (without pay since only men could be employed) as a researcher at the Mathematical Institute in Erlangen, giving seminars and sometimes substituting for her aging father in lectures. Then she moved to Gottingen, where the great mathematicians David Hilbert and Felix Klein tried desperately to get her a formal position. But the road was blocked by narrowminded members of the Prussian establishment, prompting Hilbert to angrily say:
``I do not see that the sex of the candidate is an argument against her admission as Privatdozent (lecturer). After all, we are a university, not a bathing establishment.''
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"I wouldn't describe myself as being particularly fanatical about mathematical induction, but it is rather cute."  Prof at my university
"Contrary to widespread belief, mathematicians do go to parties"  Ian Stewart
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"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." Einstein (may not be exact wording)
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orangeperson wrote:"The above proposition [2+2=4] is occasionally useful."
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Pretty sure its 1+1 = 2
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"Think deeply of simple things."
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If you know french...
"Allez en avant et la foi vous viendra"
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(Go forward and faith will come to you)
"Allez en avant et la foi vous viendra"
Jean d'Alembert to students struggling with calculus
(Go forward and faith will come to you)
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