... you always have an excuse with the cell phone too
"Why didn't you answer your cell when I called?"
"Because I was fucking busy, you arrogant shitfuck. Also, leave a fucking voicemail, you piece of shit. Don't just call forty times in a row, or I'll fucking stab you in the throat with a wooden spork."
"..Jesus, I was just asking...aggressive much?"
"Ah, it's just been one of those weeks. Annoying things happening frequently, that sort of thing."
"Oh? Like what kind of annoying things?"
"Like Arrogant Shitfucks calling me forty times in a row when I didn't answer, instead of leaving a voicemail."
".... why do we hang out again?"
"You like abuse?"
"Oh, right. Fair enough."
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on Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:39 pm UTC, edited 1 time in total.
heuristically_alone wrote:I want to write a DnD campaign and play it by myself and DM it myself.
heuristically_alone wrote:I have been informed that this is called writing a book.