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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Josephine » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:12 pm UTC

femtometer wrote:I really want to do this to a bagel. But alas, I have no bagels. :(
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:12 pm UTC

Dave_Wise wrote:I'm actually pretty shy. I'm six foot something, I can jump over barbed wire fences, etc. and yet I'm really uncomfortable meeting new people. Weird.

New people are scary.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:13 pm UTC

@podbaydoor: I hope this somehow makes you feel better about your own posture.
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The pizza was pretty good
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Dave_Wise » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:14 pm UTC

New people are scary.

I suppose. I don't think it helps living in a part of the world where sheep can vote, though.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:15 pm UTC

My girlfriend is the one that really has been putting my cold hands into my mind. I keep trying to siphon her heat but alas. She jokes about making me wear pre-cuddle mittens 10 minutes before cuddling. :?

I think shes secretly sabotaging my hands. Some sort of womanly... woman scheme... with womanly levels of dastardliness.

Also that pizza looks amazing.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:20 pm UTC

Dear god, what happened to your back. But the pizza looks really good.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Dave_Wise » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:21 pm UTC

Does look good, doesn't it?
My own ultimate pizza project comes on apace- I have the tipo '00' italian flour that jamie oliver recommends, some home-grown tomatoes, next I need some really special meaty stuff.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Izawwlgood » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:31 pm UTC

Nothing, I was exaggerating for effect. I do have pretty atrocious posture though.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby meatyochre » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:34 pm UTC

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I never bareback unless I'm assured my partner is disease-free. However, in this case it was more a lovely fantasy than something that actually happened.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:12 pm UTC

What are one potato say other potato?
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Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:37 pm UTC

Ho. Lee. Shit.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:45 pm UTC

This guy is the absolute epitome of So Bad It's Good. O_o (His Doctor Who fic is just... beautiful.)

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Microscopic cog » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:47 pm UTC

No words can describe the awesomeness of that story and person.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:50 pm UTC

Magnanimous wrote:This guy is the absolute epitome of So Bad It's Good. O_o (His Doctor Who fic is just... beautiful.)


For some strange reason, I read that in the voice of old school Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:53 pm UTC

Because you're Wesley Crusher, and stuck in the '90's?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Pinktits » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:01 pm UTC

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:07 pm UTC

Eggs and jelly on the same slice of bread? D:

Ooooh, some guy just walked past with a bag full of fresh, hot french fries. The smell positively wafted. Must...resist...craving...for salt and fat...
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:12 pm UTC

*hides tupperware container of mashed potatoes*
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:38 pm UTC

hurray time to go home
up up and awwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyy

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:40 pm UTC

Oregonaut wrote:*hides tupperware container of mashed potatoes*

I've been eating basically nothing but fruit and hot chocolate for the past couple of days. My body is probably trying to tell me something.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:43 pm UTC

That you need some good solid protein and starch?

Some thick, juicy protein.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:48 pm UTC

Protein that won't leave me hungry just a few hours later.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Robert'); DROP TABLE *; » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:51 pm UTC

MMM: Firefox 4 lets you resize text areas.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:55 pm UTC

You could go with a protein bar? An entire, large, bar of protein.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:56 pm UTC

I don't know if I should be scared or impressed by ThinkGeek. I was considering buying this for a media PC, but hesitating a bit at the price - I'd put it in my cart, but not purchased it yet.

Then I get this email:
TGMindRead.jpg
I mean, $10 off is nice, thanks, but that's just a little creepy.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:57 pm UTC

Oregonaut wrote:You could go with a protein bar? An entire, large, bar of protein.

Massive, even?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby meatyochre » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

FRENCH FRIES ARE IN ORDER
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Pinktits » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

I think someone had asked for this

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:07 pm UTC

THAT'S A COSINE!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:08 pm UTC

A-MAZING.

Pinktits, you are completely forgiven for everything.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:09 pm UTC

podbaydoor wrote:
Oregonaut wrote:You could go with a protein bar? An entire, large, bar of protein.

Massive, even?


Think of my penis as like a star.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:11 pm UTC

So large it drags other, smaller penises into its gravity well?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:14 pm UTC

Mine currently has at least seven major objects orbiting it at this moment.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:18 pm UTC

Aaaaaand on that note, I will be taking off for the weekend. I hope everyone enjoys that mental image as much as I have!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Whelan » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:25 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:This guy is the absolute epitome of So Bad It's Good. O_o (His Doctor Who fic is just... beautiful.)


For some strange reason, I read that in the voice of old school Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I hope this is as good as Squirrelking's Half Life: Full life consequences.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:31 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:THAT'S A COSINE!

Not necessarily.

y=sin(x+π/2)
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:34 pm UTC

e^iπ+1=0 wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:THAT'S A COSINE!

Not necessarily.

y=sin(x+π/2)

=cos(x)
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:43 pm UTC

PhoenixEnigma wrote:I don't know if I should be scared or impressed by ThinkGeek. I was considering buying this for a media PC, but hesitating a bit at the price - I'd put it in my cart, but not purchased it yet.Then I get this email:
Spoiler:
TGMindRead.jpg
I mean, $10 off is nice, thanks, but that's just a little creepy.
God damnit, that and the free T-shirt worked. Damnit, I'm not supposed to fall for these things!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:15 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
e^iπ+1=0 wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:THAT'S A COSINE!

Not necessarily.

y=sin(x+π/2)

=cos(x)

Yes, hence the "not necessarily." It could be a cosine wave, but it could also be a sine wave.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:16 pm UTC

Magnanimous wrote:This guy is the absolute epitome of So Bad It's Good. O_o (His Twilight fic is just... beautiful.)
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

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