1.) It's not fair that the coat-hooks I walk past several times a day are the DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT YOU
coat-hooks, and I can't unsee that image, forever.
2.) The best song of 2010 was the auto-tuned Backin' Up('Cause My Daddy Taught Me Good)
song, which I haven't been able to get out of my head for, like, 5 months alreadygaaahkillmewhydidIlearnitontheukulele?
3.) The only thing better than Daft Punk on the Tron Soundtrack was the music video to Journey's Separate Ways
. I love music videos that were shot in a day, with no real sense of direction! (Why are they on the docks? What does that woman have to do with anything? Who thought squinting when singing conveys any emotion other than "I'm a massive dong"?)
4.) Go 1980s!
5.) I've never left a polystyrene cup on my desk that didn't end with me a.) biting a chunk out of it or b.) leaving my teeth-marks in it
6.) Sometimes I throw my can of deodorant behind me and catch it and pretend it's a bottle of Chivas and I'm a barman in a classy cocktail bar.