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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby libellule » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:58 pm UTC

thecommabandit wrote:
libellule wrote:I think Meaux's reaction mirrored mine, but in a good way.
There's a good way to be wanting to lovingly tear your own eyes out in torment?


She did say *lovingly*. I can't help but think that she liked it.
With Meaux it's often difficult to know whether she's praising or damning. I took it as the former, she being a tortured & twisted soul and all.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby thecommabandit » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:37 pm UTC

I interpreted it more as a merciful kindness to her eyes =/

Still, I'm biased.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby George Orr » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:40 pm UTC

I've gotta say, 100 Years of Solitude was awesome. Kick-ass awesome.

House of the Spirits, however, was not.
Go, said the bird, for the leaves were full of children,
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Ian Ex Machina » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:42 am UTC

What is a male dominatrix called?
Or is it an unisex term, if not I hope it sounds as cool as dominatrix.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby LoonRadio » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:47 am UTC

I recently installed a spam filter, but I'm not sure what good it's doing. I get the same amount of email and now my coffee tastes really salty.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:45 am UTC

@Ian: Unfortunately, it is simply Dominant or Dom. -trix is an inherently feminine suffix, as is -me.

Random thought:

Surrealism means sub-realism in english

But it comes from Surrealisme (with an accent on the second e, I think), which means super-realism.

Oops.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Rodan » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:49 am UTC

I keep wondering what you guys, and the other forum I frequent will think if I die.
Will you think I was a dick and left? I'd want someone to tell you... hmmm...

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:20 am UTC

Rodan wrote:I keep wondering what you guys, and the other forum I frequent will think if I die.
Will you think I was a dick and left? I'd want someone to tell you... hmmm...


If I ever stop posting it is safe to assume I died. Seriously. I go on this forum everyday and as I said previously, I almost never stop frequenting a forum. It took a lot to get away from the last one despite the fact that I no longer liked it. Besides, I love this forum.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby parkaboy » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:27 am UTC

ft: huh. this burn on my hand looks like a star trek communicator *taps it* OW! MOTHE@$*&%!@!
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Zimia » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:58 pm UTC

parkaboy wrote:ft: huh. this burn on my hand looks like a star trek communicator *taps it* OW! MOTHE@$*&%!@!


It would be so cool to have one on your hand.
Unless it hurt...

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:42 pm UTC

Zimia wrote:It would be so cool to have one on your hand.
Unless it hurt...

That's what SHE said!
Apologies for the cliché... I tried to resist, honest!
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Alisto » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:09 pm UTC

parkaboy wrote:ft: huh. this burn on my hand looks like a star trek communicator *taps it* OW! MOTHE@$*&%!@!


How freaked out would you have been if it chirped?
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Verator » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:13 pm UTC

Random thought most of this day: I wonder how many of these people I could kill before someone stopped me.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby yellie » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:21 pm UTC

Random Thought: I bought myself new trousers today.

My mother says they make me look like a Dr. Seuss character.

What my mother's really saying is that she's incredibly jealous of my new trousers.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby thecommabandit » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:54 pm UTC

yellie wrote:Random Thought: I bought myself new trousers today.

My mother says they make me look like a Dr. Seuss character.

What my mother's really saying is that she's incredibly jealous of my new trousers.


Pixplz =B

Now, before you send the girl with the EMP cannon around, I'm just curious as to how trousers make you look like a Dr. Seuss character. When I first read the sentence I got a picture of sort of tartan-y trousers. That would be quite cool.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:56 pm UTC

That's one thing we need on xkcd: tartan paint. That would be win2
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby elminster » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:21 pm UTC

RT: Contact lens or Cornea condom...
Thats all.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby BlueNowhere » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:03 am UTC

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby sethicus » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:11 am UTC

if propane is highly flammable, why is that guy standing there while his propane tank is spewing gas 10 feet from an open fire?
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby stet » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:38 am UTC

Last night, I was watching the rooftop "I've Got a Feeling" video and I thought, if I could have, I would have given my life so that John Lennon could live. I told this to my friend on MSN and she just said, "you're drunk."


I was.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby parkaboy » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:48 am UTC

BRrraaaaaiiiiinnnnsss
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Hit3k » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:52 am UTC

Doctor Who is so plausible it might just be REAL.

I wish :(

One can dream though...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby pr1mu5 » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:19 pm UTC

http://www.studlife.com is totally not what you think it is.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cassi » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:51 pm UTC

Hit3k wrote:Doctor Who is so plausible it might just be REAL.

I wish :(

One can dream though...


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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Flying Betty » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:48 pm UTC

Sometimes being unemployed isn't so bad. The only useful thing I've done today is go for a swim, and now I'm sitting on my bed naked (but alone :() and playing on the Internet.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby MFHodge » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:59 pm UTC

Flying Betty wrote:Sometimes being unemployed isn't so bad. The only useful thing I've done today is go for a swim, and now I'm sitting on my bed naked (but alone :() and playing on the Internet.

You know many laptops include built-in webcams . . . .
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

You know Hodge, you're not getting any without teledildonics, and that's only if she's willing.

[/obscure sex tech ref'rence]
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby MFHodge » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:50 pm UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:You know Hodge, you're not getting any without teledildonics, and that's only if she's willing.

[/obscure sex tech ref'rence]

Hey, I'm not trying to get anything more than a friendly skin show. I suspect that you just wanted to toss out the term teledildonics.

There is no shame in that. :wink:
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:52 pm UTC

Well, that was part of it. Also, I assume the reason Betty is said is that she wants sex over masturbation OR she wants an actual human.

But yes, there is no shame in that. :mrgreen:
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Flying Betty » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:46 am UTC

No webcam for me. If you want to see the show you'll just have to come here and see it in person. Shows don't work nearly as well without an audience ;)
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby TheKhakinator » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:07 am UTC

Teledildonics sounds too 1960s to me. I prefer the term cyberdildonics, but maybe that sounds too millenium-esque to others. So why don't we try Stratodildonics? I based this off the Fender line of guitars, which features the Telecaster and the Stratocaster.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:40 am UTC

The concept, of controlling machines from a distance to engage in sexual acts with somebody near them, pretty much demands the name teledildonics. It, more important than anything else, must have a correct name.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Amicitia » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:44 am UTC

Before-sleep thought: that's an awful-sounding word.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:45 am UTC

True, but even awful words deserve to be used in conversation.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby reishka » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:56 am UTC

My co-worker's method of thinking (and lack of logic) confuses me...

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby TheKhakinator » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:48 am UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:The concept, of controlling machines from a distance to engage in sexual acts with somebody near them, pretty much demands the name teledildonics. It, more important than anything else, must have a correct name.

I don't see why dildonics is more deserving of a "correct" name then anything else. A lot of products are referred to more commonly by their trade names then what they actually are. We should call super glue cyanoacrylate but we don't. In fact it could lead to more humourous situations if teledildonics had a different name. In fact, I demand the term RC Sex Toy to be used, as they are remotely controlled sex toys. So there.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:30 pm UTC

Today my coworker reminded me of a game a few of us at work used to play, in which we would all try to come up with better or different ways to say the phrase, 'Balls to the Wall!' (it must always be said with enthusiasm)
The only rule is, no using a dictionary or thesaurus- you have to think them up yourself.
Examples:

Taint to the Paint!
Nads to the Vestibule!
Nutsack to the Partition!
Scrotum to the Bastion!
Testes to the Bulkhead!

Now I'm trying with all my might to work my favorite one (scrotum to the partition) into everyday conversation. This is what I get for working in Real Estate.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby MFHodge » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:16 pm UTC

I like Taint to the Paint.

How about:
Cock to the Sheetrock
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:59 pm UTC

I wonder how much RAM I could remove from the three computers in front of me, if I had a more powerful one to transplant it into...
*calculates*
Probably about 100 megabytes.

Also:
dick to the bricks
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Verator » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

Rocks to the blocks.
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