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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Number3Pencils » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:45 pm UTC

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Zak » Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:48 pm UTC

Wow, i would hide in a church for a while if i were you.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Hoshi no Kabii » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

But that's the #1 place where he would look.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Eon_Enigma » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:18 pm UTC

Im going to try to force myself to end every sentence with a?


im mostly hoping it will start tripping people thoughts up when they read it?
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby The Spherical Cow » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:22 pm UTC

It'll just make you sound like a ditzy American brat? Y'know? The one's who always sound like they're asking a question? Even when it's just a statement? Which gets really annoying after about 30 seconds?

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Eon_Enigma » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:32 pm UTC

hmm I suppose that is true? None the less it ought to be good for a laugh or 3? So far I am at 1 laugh?
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Unicyclist » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:36 pm UTC

I imagine your voice trailing off...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:42 pm UTC

The Spherical Cow wrote:It'll just make you sound like a ditzy American brat? Y'know? The one's who always sound like they're asking a question? Even when it's just a statement? Which gets really annoying after about 30 seconds?
30 seconds? More like half a second?

Seriously, though - you'll sound like the (negatively) stereotypical U.S. American, which is not a good thing. It's worse than the Scottish one, by a long way...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby bbctol » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:42 pm UTC

How does the idea of reincarnation hold up when population is increasing?

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Berengal » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

Well, obviously there must be aliens killing eachother.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby elminster » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:46 pm UTC

FT: It's ironic how people who were overprotected or avoided illness early on in life have weaker immune systems when they're older.
A friend of mine seems constantly ill and complains about it half the times I see him; Yet I can't remember the last time I was ill.
Partly due to sieve like memory, which is mostly due to lack of sleep.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Eon_Enigma » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:48 pm UTC

My understanding of being reincarnated is you can be reincarnated as many different things. So if that works both ways than all the stuff we are killing with the pollution, global warming or sss is causing them to come back as humans to try and change it than they realize how well we have it and just don't give ****.




I myself don't believe that but its thought it made a wee bit of logical sense if you do.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Berengal » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:13 pm UTC

Random thought: If you kill a joke, does it get reincarnated? If so, what about other non-living-in-the-strict-sense things? Might explain increasing populations...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:18 pm UTC

Berengal wrote:Random thought: If you kill a joke, does it get reincarnated? If so, what about other non-living-in-the-strict-sense things? Might explain increasing populations...
...but then, for every joke that's killed, another three are created - so the (literally) living population should still be decreasing.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Berengal » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:21 pm UTC

But ideas? Most ideas are shot down and buried for being bad and not thought out properly. For every successful idea there's hundreds of failed ones.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:28 pm UTC

Yeah, but every failed one must've been created, too...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Berengal » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:30 pm UTC

Guess there must be inflation in souls then, which explains why I've been getting diminishing returns on my newborn baby sacrifices...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Unicyclist » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:30 pm UTC

Berengal wrote:For every successful idea there's hundreds of failed ones.


And a few sexy ones.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Cheese » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:37 pm UTC

Unicyclist wrote:
Berengal wrote:For every successful idea there's hundreds of failed ones.
And a few sexy ones.
They are the successful ideas...
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Aleril » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:15 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:
Berengal wrote:Random thought: If you kill a joke, does it get reincarnated? If so, what about other non-living-in-the-strict-sense things? Might explain increasing populations...
...but then, for every joke that's killed, another three are created - so the (literally) living population should still be decreasing.



Jokes are asexual at death?

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Unicyclist » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:13 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:
Unicyclist wrote:
Berengal wrote:For every successful idea there's hundreds of failed ones.
And a few sexy ones.
They are the successful ideas...

You'd know better than I D:
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby latch.r.ite » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:52 pm UTC

RT: my friends suck.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Daeren Ryft » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:11 am UTC

Simple. *CAT* A *DOG**DOG* 1 **CAT**DOG* O *DOG* *DOG* O *CAT*
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Nimz » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:43 am UTC

I was looking at an old KJV Bible the other day, opened to 'The Parable of the Vinegar' [sic] (which is why that particular Bible is called a Vinegar Bible) and saw something amusing on the opposite page. Luke 21:23-24 reads:
But woe unto them that are with child, and to them which give suck, in those days! for there shall be great distress in the land, and wrath unto this people. And they shall fall by the edge of the sword, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be trodden down of the Gentiles, until the times of the Gentiles be fulfilled.

Now imagine that, but with the typeface set to where non-ultimate s's look like f's: (exerpt)
But woe unto them ... which give fuck, in thofe days! ... they fhall fall by the edge of the fword.

Falling by the edge of the fword seems like a just penalty (if censored) for those that give fuck, right? It would be fun to show that to an uptight person that would never believe such a thing could be in the Holy Bible.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Eon_Enigma » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 am UTC

Its 11:55 pm and i really want to stay up and keep reading about EVE-online but my odd sleep pattern means i have to be laying down by 12:05 esh o well ill be back in 6 hours or so.

also I just thought of my new sig.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby thecommabandit » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:38 am UTC

Optimistic Nihilism: Nothing matters, so why the fuck should I worry?
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Hawknc » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:16 am UTC

thecommabandit wrote:Optimistic Nihilism: Nothing matters, so why the fuck should I worry?

Sorry, Mad Magazine got there first.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby ThorFluff » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:31 am UTC

Hawknc wrote:
thecommabandit wrote:Optimistic Nihilism: Nothing matters, so why the fuck should I worry?

Sorry, Mad Magazine got there first.

And we mourn the passing of yet another joke, and pray it reincarnates into something grand.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Sissi » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:45 am UTC

My bed sounds real good right now. However, I was in the process of cleaning my room when bedtime occured.
I turned my smilies off.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby thecommabandit » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:55 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:
thecommabandit wrote:Optimistic Nihilism: Nothing matters, so why the fuck should I worry?

Sorry, Mad Magazine got there first.

Huh?

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby cypherspace » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:29 pm UTC

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:30 pm UTC

I wish I could go home.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Aleril » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:32 pm UTC

RT: Daylight savings time is a bitch.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Jessica » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

I just learned of the word onanism.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:47 pm UTC

@commabandit: I think they're trying to say that 'Mad Magazine' already came up with that tagline, and thus your joke fails and you should feel bad? Or something. I don't pretend to know what others are thinking, just the impression I acquired reading their statement.

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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:52 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:RT: Daylight savings time is a bitch.

*falls asleep during class*
It's "fun" when you manage to remember to set every clock except the alarm clock. -_-
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Flying Betty » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:RT: Daylight savings time is a bitch.

*falls asleep during class*


Agreed. Fuck it. (I spent much of yesterday being confused because I remembered about it and set my computer ahead, and it took me another hour to realize that it had done it automatically. It's in cahoots with the cable box. Gotta watch these appliance conspiracies.)

*rereads parenthetical remark* Yup, definitely feeling that not-sleep today.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Yummy Tree Sap » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:20 pm UTC

People pay good money on illegal drugs to make their brain function the way mine does(n't?) normally.

If only I could find a way to tap - in to this potential.
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Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Postby Malsies » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

Apparently my computer somehow set itself two hours forward instead of one. Because I seem to be an hour early for class. Nuts.
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