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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:01 pm UTC
by Dason
You, sir, name? wrote:5000 post anniversary 20 posts ago. How did I miss that?!

It was actually even more posts ago than that!

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:25 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
Dason wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:5000 post anniversary 20 posts ago. How did I miss that?!

It was actually even more posts ago than that!


Now it's even more wrong! When will this madness end?!

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:26 pm UTC
by slbub
not soon enough?

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:53 am UTC
by SurgicalSteel
Whenever people talk about living off of Ramen during college they never tell you that, yea, after you graduate, you'll still be doing that while you pay off student loans and look for a job, at least until you get a few solid paychecks under your belt.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:58 am UTC
by Steax
I wonder why people tend to think they'll get married and have good food 3 times a day immediately after graduating.

In other news, I was bored so I tried out... cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I have a house. But I don't have much food in it.

User: Ever considered building a vegetable garden?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I haven't the time.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: I don't know. But I become scared.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know if I have claws because I am a bear and bears don't think if they have claws or not because they are bears.

User: Yeah, now you're scaring me.

Cleverbot: Good. I wouldn't want to not.

User: Ooooookay this is getting creepy.

Cleverbot: A creeper?! Where!? Hide!


Yeah, I'm not going back to minecraft in a while...

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:31 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
Maintain: /meɪnˈteɪn/
Maintenance: /ˈmeɪntənəns/

What gives?

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:28 pm UTC
by SlyReaper
The English language is a bit tough like that. I guess we just plough through it and try not to let our brains turn to dough in the process.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:30 pm UTC
by Microscopic cog
Once at a lecture the teacher told us there were like 15 different spellings for one phoneme. English's wacky.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:13 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
SlyReaper wrote:The English language is a bit tough like that. I guess we just plough through it and try not to let our brains turn to dough in the process.


But in this case, it's different forms of the same word.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:28 pm UTC
by Angua
I'm still trying to figure out why on earth we've now decided to let 'pressurised' enter the English language. What was wrong with pressured????

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:30 pm UTC
by SlyReaper
Because "pressured oxygen container" sounds silly.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:31 pm UTC
by Angua
Fair enough, but now the bbc is all 'X is feelling pressurised to do y'. It drives me nuts.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:56 pm UTC
by emceng
Angua wrote:Fair enough, but now the bbc is all 'X is feelling pressurised to do y'. It drives me nuts.


See, that's not real language use, that's "I'm a talking head trying to look smart, so I used big words improperly."

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:03 pm UTC
by DSenette
emceng wrote:
Angua wrote:Fair enough, but now the bbc is all 'X is feelling pressurised to do y'. It drives me nuts.


See, that's not real language use, that's "I'm a talking head trying to look smart, so I used big words improperly."

yeah, sounds like jeremy clarkson from Top Gear

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:12 pm UTC
by e^iπ+1=0
emceng wrote:
Angua wrote:Fair enough, but now the bbc is all 'X is feelling pressurised to do y'. It drives me nuts.


See, that's not real language use, that's "I'm a talking head trying to look smart, so I used big words improperly."

Exactly. Pressurized refers to a gas being put under pressure, pressured refers to a person or other entity metaphorically being put under pressure.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:20 pm UTC
by slbub
WATER PRESSURE

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:40 pm UTC
by Microscopic cog
This iiiiiiiis ooooooooooouuuuuuuuurseeeeeelves.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:42 pm UTC
by Magnanimous
Under pressure... That burns a building down, splits a family in two, puts people on streets?

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:46 pm UTC
by Xeio
slbub wrote:WATER PRESSURE
You can put air under pressure, and then it becomes pressurized. English isn't hard, just arbitrary! :P

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:46 pm UTC
by Viae
Magnanimous wrote:Under pressure... That burns a building down, splits a family in two, puts people on streets?

Badabedumdey.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:50 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
The way I see it, if you pressurize something, you increase the pressure inside some sort of fixed-sized vessel (by increasing the temperature or number of particles), but if you apply pressure to something, you're increasing the pressure with an external force (like in a vise) without directly doing stuff to the contents (even though indirectly they will change).

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:19 am UTC
by kingofdreams
1500-1600 GRE I'm going to go burn some books now.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:06 am UTC
by deskjethp
I was pressured into doing something.
If I was pressurized into doing something that something would probably be fitting through a small hole or something.

Pressurized makes sense to me, though that is probably because I've always used it...

So anyway, I love to wander around and go places that I theoretically shouldn't go. It's amazing where you can get if you look like you are supposed to be there or wander in and say you were just looking around. It gives me a sense of privilege knowing that 'normal people' (most people) probably won't see it. People don't have much "Let's go exploring!" in them. If a door isn't locked I like to wander in and see what's going on. If I wasn't supposed to be in there, the door would be locked. I won't go in if the sign says something like: DANGER ASBESTOS or something though. I like the back stairs / hallways / deserted conference rooms / back elevators that no one uses....

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:54 am UTC
by fizzgig
You, sir, name? wrote:Maintain: /meɪnˈteɪn/
Maintenance: /ˈmeɪntənəns/

What gives?


It's (probably) because they've got a different number of syllables and the number of syllables affects where the stress is in the word... I guess...
Like the difference between pronounce and pronunciation. Possibly.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:40 am UTC
by You, sir, name?
fizzgig wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:Maintain: /meɪnˈteɪn/
Maintenance: /ˈmeɪntənəns/

What gives?


It's (probably) because they've got a different number of syllables and the number of syllables affects where the stress is in the word... I guess...
Like the difference between pronounce and pronunciation. Possibly.


Like attain and attainment?

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:34 am UTC
by dumbzebra
SlyReaper wrote:The English language is a bit tough like that. I guess we just plough through it and try not to let our brains turn to dough in the process.


The English language rapes vowels. Nothing is spoken like it's written. Seriously, fix it people.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:39 am UTC
by Angua
Vowels aren't that bad. I get annoyed when people talk about the random silent e's on the end of sentences, and don't realise that they are there to modify the vowel sound. Rat vs rate, met vs mete sit vs site - e makes it a long sound.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:52 am UTC
by dumbzebra
e=ee or eh
oo= u
u= oo or uh
a= aye or ah or aww
kn=n
ough=uff or ouu
ea= uhhh or ee
ou=ouu or oh
on= on or won
hau=aww*

*list not exhaustive

Edit:

Vowels aren't that bad. I get annoyed when people talk about the random silent e's on the end of sentences, and don't realise that they are there to modify the vowel sound. Rat vs rate, met vs mete sit vs site - e makes it a long sound.


That's exactly the point. Instead of changing the sound that is actually meant (in case of rat/rate, the 'a'-part) you add another letter at the end,
You simply could write rait (like raid), but no...

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:10 pm UTC
by Microscopic cog
dumbzebra wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:The English language is a bit tough like that. I guess we just plough through it and try not to let our brains turn to dough in the process.


The English language rapes vowels. Nothing is spoken like it's written. Seriously, fix it people.


That's because they're still using the same spelling as hundreds of years ago. Pronunciation has changed, but the spelling has not.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:21 pm UTC
by Steax
Is Adobe "a-dob" or "a-dob-y"? Is skype "skaip" or "skai-py"? Is it "Twee-ter" (ee as in 'eat') or is it "twit-ter" (as in 'it')?

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:39 pm UTC
by Angua
Well, Adobe doesn't count because it's a name, and I don't think an English one at that. Skype doens't really deviate much. Twitter has two tts before the e which signifies the i stays short.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:51 pm UTC
by dumbzebra
German only has two such incidences:

  • 'St' is sometimes spoken 'sht' (or 'scht' as it is written)
  • 'h' behind a vowel makes the vowel being pronounced long: 'ah'='aaa'
Other than that, everything is spoken as written.
Anyone want to switch to german?

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:05 pm UTC
by Steax
Angua wrote:Well, Adobe doesn't count because it's a name, and I don't think an English one at that. Skype doens't really deviate much. Twitter has two tts before the e which signifies the i stays short.


No, I mean I'm asking how you're supposed to pronounce it. I've heard people use all those pronunciations before, and I lose geek points for not knowing.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:42 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
Season premiere of QI today.

Spoiler:
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:43 pm UTC
by Microscopic cog
Wikipedia wrote:
Adobe: /əˈdoʊbiː/ ə-doh-bee

Skype: /ˈskaɪp/


Twitter /twɪtæ/ would be British English, not sure, but Twit-uhr is probably fine.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:45 pm UTC
by Deva
dumbzebra wrote:The English language rapes vowels. Nothing is spoken like it's written. Seriously, fix it people.

Please refrain from using the word "rape" unless you mean the actual act.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:49 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
Adobe is an actual word, so you can look it up? It refers to a building material and style used by indigenous peoples in the Southwest US/Mexico, and later on by Spanish settlers. It's pronounced "ah-DOH-bee."

Skype is pronounced "skaip."

Twitter is pronounced like the word.

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:00 pm UTC
by tastelikecoke
Seriously, why would you rait a wǝrd dat dasent saund laik haw its riten?

And the silent letters, I fail to understand why should we write them in the first place...

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:03 pm UTC
by Felstaff
If you were in Nairobi
You would call it "Adobe"
But some people 'round the globe
Well, they call it "Adobe"
Some don't stress, (like "pot-pourri")
The 'o' in "Adobe"

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:11 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
I prefer to call it a doobie.