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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Ivora » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:00 am UTC

Death..

by SNU-SNU! :mrgreen:

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Raeluna » Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:10 am UTC

I'd like to die in a manner odd enough to get me on 1000 ways to die.

As long as it wasn't painful.

...can one overdose on chocolate, ice cream and pizza? >.>
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby olubunmi » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:20 pm UTC

Raeluna wrote:I'd like to die in a manner odd enough to get me on 1000 ways to die.

As long as it wasn't painful.

...can one overdose on chocolate, ice cream and pizza? >.>


One can get killed by drinking too much water even, so I guess the answer is a yes.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Fledermen64 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:45 pm UTC

A.) Crushed By the New Years Ball, yes on national TV on new years.

B.) Cryo-genicly frozen than built into a large nuclear warhead with my hand with my middle finger up sticking out. Than launched at the first civilization we detect via seti that i have some chance of hitting.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby cha0tic » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:10 am UTC

Super heavy S&M.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Gears » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:37 am UTC

I'm going to be in EOD so probably.... old age?
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby dg61 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:12 am UTC

Options:
Painless:
-Freeze to death in snow. Apparently it's about as close to conscious painless death as you can get.
Non-Painless
-gloriously in battle to save humanity/civilization/The Republic/something else of equal gravity, complete with dying speech that will rally the cause to victory.
-Onstage in character. For instance, Shakespeare with real swords, The Master Builder without a harness(preferable a open-air production)*, Ibsen or Checkhov in general with loaded guns.

*The Master Builder is an Ibsen play that ends with the title character Halvard Solness falling to his death from the building he designed.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:52 am UTC

Fledermen64 wrote:B.) Cryo-genicly frozen than built into a large nuclear warhead with my hand with my middle finger up sticking out. Than launched at the first civilization we detect via seti that i have some chance of hitting.

Now that is a welcome wagon.

I would kill myself in a way that turns me into a fossil, so future generations millions of years from now will study me.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby CombustibleLemons » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:47 pm UTC

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Chicostick » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:03 am UTC

dg61 wrote:Options:
Painless:
-Freeze to death in snow. Apparently it's about as close to conscious painless death as you can get.


See I don't know if I would pick snow, cause extreme cold can hurt. I'd go with slightly chilly water. It's tolerable, doesn't really hurt, and slowly induces hypothermia. Then you feel warm and happy after some time, then you die.

Personally, I would like to live to the age of around 80, then obtain a high powered high priced super-car. Then, I would go to a really dangerous road near cliffs, drive it to its limit and then shoot off the edge of the cliff. That way when my grandkids get asked "how did your grandpa die?" they have a badass answer like "oh, he crashed his lambo off a cliff in the alps."

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Walter.Horvath » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:53 am UTC

Mr. Beck wrote:
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Some_Random_Guy wrote:2. I'm in a glass bubble on the moon, chained to the ground facing the direction of Earth. This time, it's being broadcasted live on every tv, radio, website. Every single one. From Earth, a nuke is fired right at me. The second before it hits me, I rick roll every man, woman, and child on the planet.


Oh.. thats just cold XDD

Or AWESOME!!

Soooo 2008.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby silly raptor » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:14 am UTC

By a very beautiful, very smart, loyal young woman about the age of twenty, with an obsidian dagger, straight through my heart, if that makes sense.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Lemony » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:23 pm UTC

I seem to remember a CSI episode where a girl overdosed on a test drug that was supposed to be used to heighten sexual pleasure and ended up having an orgasm so intense it killed her.
I want to die like that!

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Duban » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:16 pm UTC

Anybody who thinks dyeing in the snow is painless has never been frostbitten.

Anyways. I would want to drink a mixture including heavy water for some time before the execution and given injections of a stable lithium compound immediately before the execution. If possible, without killing me early, Tritium based water could be mixed with the deuterium water instead of the lithium injections. Basically, everything possible to maximize the amount of thermonuclear material within me without prematurely killing me.

As the moment of execution approached I would be launched into space and placed in the middle of a giant array of lasers and particle accelerators along with a restraining device all designed to collapse my body evenly with the force of a star. I wouldn't need to be strapped to a nuke, nor would i have a nuke placed inside my dead corpse. I would become a living nuclear bomb, and detonated.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby lulzfish » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:50 pm UTC

I like the Killdozer approach: Build a giant armored machine, then go on a rampage, then kill yourself.

I wonder if Adobe or Microsoft headquarters are bulldozer-proofed?

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby scouse geek » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:53 pm UTC

My ideal way:
Riding on the back of a T-Rex, whilst boffing a model 8 Cylon, drinking a bottle of fine red wine to the tune of flight of the Valkyries - and having my T-Rex Steed trample a small village betwixt it's large feet. - If that doesn't get me in the history books I have no idea what will...

Least ideal way:
Something embarrassing involving a sheep, a cliff edge, bacon slicer, bit of sting and a model rocket engine.

Most likely:
Chronic flatulence brought on by my love of German salami.

What I wouldn't mind:
In my bed age of 80+ knowing I have lead a good life, surrounded by family and friends.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Mactabilis » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:13 pm UTC

Hand to hand combat with kindergartners. as many of them as it takes to finally beat me down. I bet I could take at least 100 of them out before I was too tired to fight back. Little bastards.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby TheTedinator » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:57 pm UTC

I would like to die in a space marine assault on the military space installation that is the successor to the successor to the ISS. Our attack would be launched from Moon base 12. we would cut our way into the command module that has been taken over by the Generic Supervillain. We defeat him in an epic battle, but before he dies, he arms the nukes on board, disables the autopilot and points it towards new york. I volunteer to pilot the space station into the atlantic and save billions of lives and die a hero.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Upsilon » Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:53 am UTC

Shot into a black hole.

I want to die how no man has died before.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Vieto » Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:14 pm UTC

Duban wrote:Anybody who thinks dyeing in the snow is painless has never been frostbitten.


or has had hypothermia. I've had moderate hypothermia before. Would not do again.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby rdnetto » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:51 pm UTC

I want to get moed to death.
(+1 for anyone who gets the reference)

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:44 am UTC

I would like to...

... get killed by Arthur Dent, repeatedly.
... get thrown out of the galaxy into some sort of void at faster than the speed of light.
... get killed by being sucked under the wheel at the price is right after winning 7 cars. The wheel would stop on $ 1.00 every time it is ever spun after this point.
... die in my sleep, having the best and most unimaginable dream ever.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Magnanimous » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:27 am UTC

In the words of Homer Simpson: "I [want] to die choking on food!"

Otherwise, I'd go out like Thelma and Louise.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby icanflywaitno » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:56 am UTC

If I'd be sentenced to death....

they should send me to a 1 year brutal military camp for weapons, tactical, survival training, and send me for the most ridiculous black ops suicide mission to carry over. If I survived, then send me to another one til they just run out of things to get rid of and just send me with just a knife on the front lines of a major/minor war.

OR

Go HALO jumping WITH an oxygen mask BUT without a parachute above NYC.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Woopate » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:09 am UTC

My death would be preluded with the following statement, "Hey guys, watch this". Followed by several loud bangs, a repetitive clicking noise, a giggling woman, then a woosh, a "WHEEEEEEEEEE!" and a distant thud, which would be almost immediately tailed by a breaking news story.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:22 pm UTC

If I'm ever on a death-bed, I'll make sure to hauntingly sing "Daisy... daisy..."
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby modularblues » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:08 pm UTC

rdnetto wrote:I want to get moed to death.
(+1 for anyone who gets the reference)

That sounds highly, highly pleasurable :P

As for me, I would either (1) die laughing or (2) die of my own stupidity, which is infinite like everyone else's according to Einstein.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Tyaust » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:54 pm UTC

Well, when the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens and I get bit this is how I want to die.

I'll get a jet pack, a really powerful one with lots of spare fuel to get blown up during the explosion. Then I will cover myself and the jet pack in C4. I would then fly my C4 covered jet pack into the incoming horde of zombies heading towards my friends and detonate the C4 right before I would crash into the ground in the middle of the horde. Hopefully blowing up as many zombie as possible.

If I was going to be executed though for a crime then death by a giant laser, right in the middle of either Toronto or New York, live on international television.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Magnanimous » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:10 pm UTC

Actually, I'm changing mine. I'd have a giant I Tetris piece shoved down my throat, after which my neck will flash and disappear.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby icanflywaitno » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:27 pm UTC

Magnanimous wrote:Actually, I'm changing mine. I'd have a giant I Tetris piece shoved down my throat, after which my neck will flash and disappear.


That quote made my day. Thumbs up to you good sir.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby TheKrikkitWars » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:42 pm UTC

I'd like to be fired...

From a cannon...

Into the sun.

(-1000 originality)
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Dave_Wise » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:54 pm UTC

I would like to die something useful. If I'm to be executed, then I'd like to volunteer for a platoon of suicide commandos.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby DNA » Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:18 am UTC

I know this may sound like something a suicidal person may say, but trust me I do not plan on offing myself:
I want to die a relatively quick death. What I mean by that is I want to experience death, without the agonizing days/months/years of pain. I want to feel the blood pouring out of wherever I'm cut, feel my heart slowing, the darkness closing in, noticing the blood gushing has gotten cold, and finally, ACCEPTING what is happening and fall into eternal bliss, nothingness. I have so many dreams where I die but I do not instantly wake up (like others) because I accept my death, and there's something special about that feeling. Obviously there are other special feelings to experience in life, and I am not stupid enough to make death a priority until I am old and dispensable.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Drooling Fan Girl » Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:30 am UTC

Tomorrow.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Gears » Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:22 am UTC

icanflywaitno wrote:they should send me to a 1 year brutal military camp
How about 4? I could always use a promotion.
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Dave_Wise » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:35 am UTC

Wait a second, I've changed my mind. I would like to die "on the job".
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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Magnanimous » Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:54 pm UTC

Sword enema.

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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby Velict » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:00 pm UTC

Like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0UzG-Gc7II


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Re: How would you be killed?

Postby viscusanima » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:40 pm UTC

I don't want to die. :(


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