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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Jessica » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:42 pm UTC

*pop*
this place looks nice, and the milkshakes look delicious.
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:49 pm UTC

*Stumbles into the coffee shop looking exceedingly tired, backpack slung over shoulder and un-ironed gray shirt carefully straightened out.*
"Uh, vanilla-bean tea, please."
*Searches for the largest table with a good view, settles into his chair and opens his bag. Pulling out a laptop, DS, bottle of vanilla extract, and Call of the Cthulhu. Adds sugar and extra vanilla to the tea before engrossing himself in assorted items with occasional glances to observe the other customers.*
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Seven » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:21 am UTC

zingmaster wrote:
Seven wrote:::to zingmaster:: So, what's this about a story you're writing? A fantasy RP you call it?
Meh, could be. There are several concepts I could pull out. I'm thinking I should probably start one more along the lines of action, but we'll see.

*holds out cookie jar*

Cookie?
::Peeks over the rim of the cookie jar, at the cookies inside::

Mmm, sure! ::chooses an oatmeal raisin cookie:: My favorite!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby GhostWolfe » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:45 am UTC

«walks into the coffee shop looking tired and orders a large Earl Grey tea - no sugar, just a splash of milk, tea bag left in - and a toasted bagel with cream cheese. Sits in the furtherest corner, stretched out on a couch. Takes her PDA out of her satchel bag, propping it against her leg, and wearily begins to type, eating her bagel while her tea cools»
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Rat » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:58 am UTC

:opens club down the street and turns up the music:

(i was tempted to make another thread for this, but i figured ruining the joke so that NO ONE could make a clone thread would be far more beneficial to us all)

anyway, enjoy your environment...

:parties into the night:




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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby the Cow » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:01 am UTC

* Finds quietest corner booth. Orders ordinary strong black coffee. Hopes Hammer will see me back here. *
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Hammer » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:03 am UTC

* Gets a nice pot of Darjeeling and an orange scone. Joins the Cow. *
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby GhostWolfe » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:05 am UTC

«waves to Cow hopefully, but tries to look like she doesn't care or maybe is too busy with her writing if he doesn't wave back»
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby KicktheCAN » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:11 am UTC

*Suddenly remembers he forgot to order any food and pops over to the counter.*
"Uh, an everything-bagel with onion cream cheese, please."
"Thanks."
*Sits back down at table.*
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby the Cow » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:16 am UTC

GhostWolfe wrote:«waves to Cow hopefully, but tries to look like she doesn't care or maybe is too busy with her writing if he doesn't wave back»


* Waves GhostWolfe to come on over to the table * (and don't try to look like you don't care, I love that you care)
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby GhostWolfe » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:24 am UTC

the Cow wrote:* Waves GhostWolfe to come on over to the table * (and don't try to look like you don't care, I love that you care)

«grins and grabs her things, and joins Cow»
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Hammer » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:24 am UTC

* scoots over to make room *
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Kineticka » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:30 am UTC

*Wanders in, waves to the occupants, acquires a cup of tea with cream and honey, and sets it on a standing table to cool before launching herself into the ball pit. Upon surfacing, glances around in hopes of locating the proprietor to discuss the addition of an inflatable bouncy-house to augment the ball pit.*

I like this place already!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby GhostWolfe » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:35 am UTC

«offers hugs of greeting to Hammer and Cow before sitting down and kicking her bag under the seat»
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:15 am UTC

::wanders in blearily, proceeds behind the counter, makes herself a latte with three flavors, grabs a brownie and head's down to Rat's club to see if he wants to go on a burn run::
Heyyy baby wanna kill all humans?

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:16 am UTC

CatProximity wrote:::The balls in the pitt start to shift a bit, and then a bulge forms, the balls are displaced rapidly as I stand up from the mound and look over at the startled Will, inecather, BurntCornMuffin and mmmmpi::


-Is mildly displeased he went unnoticed whilst sitting next to Will, grabs a ball with a skull on it and throws it at CatProximity-
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Seven » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:17 am UTC

Kineticka wrote:*Wanders in, waves to the occupants, acquires a cup of tea with cream and honey, and sets it on a standing table to cool before launching herself into the ball pit. Upon surfacing, glances around in hopes of locating the proprietor to discuss the addition of an inflatable bouncy-house to augment the ball pit.*

I like this place already!
Ooooh! A bouncy house! Make it so!
Spoiler:
Oh - and there's an adjoining room with a HUGE stone fireplace, and big fuzzy rugs on the floor, great big comfy couches - all the cozy stuffs!!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Aluminus » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:21 am UTC

Comfy things? Cozy things? Warm fuzzy things?
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby inecather » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:23 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:::wanders in blearily, proceeds behind the counter, makes herself a latte with three flavors, grabs a brownie and head's down to Rat's club to see if he wants to go on a burn run::


::leaves ball pit.goes behind the counter and grabs a brownie as well and joins Meaux_Pas to Rat's club::

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Kineticka » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:25 am UTC

Thank you so much for humoring my inner child, Sev.

*Clambers her way out of the ball pit glee to stand at her table and sip at her tea*

Spoiler:
Edit: That was not intended to rhyme. Just came out that way. :)

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:30 am UTC

::nods jovially to inecather::
Lattes and burn runs with fellow Bostonians? I like this place already.
Heyyy baby wanna kill all humans?

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby inecather » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:34 am UTC

It's too bad we are out of here, hah but I guess after the burn run we'll come back to enjoy more brownies and the ball pit.

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Aluminus » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:37 am UTC

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Aluminus » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:42 am UTC

*reads*
*understands*
*wavers*
*chickens out*
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*sheltered life*
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:44 am UTC

Ah, you silly people and your drugs. -shakes head at bostonians. Orders a cappuccino and starts gathering all the people with laptops to create messages to the passersbys.
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:47 am UTC

Verator wrote:Ah, you silly people and your drugs.


...says the man with cabbages for eyes.

::sips latte and wanders away::
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby inecather » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:50 am UTC

Thats not what hot box is!!! hot box is similar to fish bowl:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+box

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Seven » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:50 am UTC

::having grown bored with her book, sets it down, gets a running start and takes a flying leap into the ball-pit, scattering balls in all directions!:: -=FOOSH!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Aluminus » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:56 am UTC

Note to self: sarcasm=>fail teh internets

When I was in high school (oh some years back ah reckon), we had a tool shed in the courtyard, every year without fail, a selection of the graduating class would seal that sucker up and make a night of it.

Needless to say
As tempting as a fresh bag of bud may sound, I'd have to decline, given my thing... with the... well it's more of a personal thing.
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:57 am UTC

::strolls over to Aluminus::
You just chickened out of an imaginary burn run. You need to get your priorities crooked, my friend.

::hands inecather her food and drink to hold, scoops up Aluminus and body slams him into the ball pit::
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby inecather » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:59 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:
::hands inecather her food and drink to hold, scoops up Aluminus and body slams him into the ball pit::


YES!! Wrestling in the ball pit!!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:01 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:
Verator wrote:Ah, you silly people and your drugs.


...says the man with cabbages for eyes.

::sips latte and wanders away::



Ah, but what kind of mushroom are you that you can preach your ideas to the higher lifeform that is cabbage?

-Has the people with laptops display prophetic messages to the pedestrians outside-
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Shizo » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:01 am UTC

::snaps out of his trance, and notices his drink is gone::
::picks up the MacBook, disappointed that no one stepped on it or anything, and slams it against the wall::
::drops the remains and walks up to the counter to order a normal cup of coffee::

Spoiler:
I tried writing this three different ways, including third person like a book. None of them felt right. The most recent version doesn't either, but it's better.
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby inecather » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:03 am UTC

Aluminus wrote:Note to self: sarcasm=>fail teh internets


Oh!! Well although I am very sarcastic, I tend to let other peoples sarcasm whoosh right by me! Its even worse online!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Kineticka » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:04 am UTC

*Fiddling with one of the computer terminals, as the laptops have all been commandeered, and bonks her head on the table at the continued lack of functionality of her AIM allowing her (redundantly, it seems) into the XKCD chat room. Putting it off as (another) AIM malfunction, finishes her tea and leaps back into the ball pit melee.* :D!

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:04 am UTC

Shizo wrote:::snaps out of his trance, and notices his drink is gone::
::picks up the MacBook, disappointed that no one stepped on it or anything, and slams it against the wall::
::drops the remains and walks up to the counter to order a normal cup of coffee::

Spoiler:
I tried writing this three different ways, including third person like a book. None of them felt right. The most recent version doesn't either, but it's better.



-walks up to the destroyed MacBook, smiles evilly, and crushes the infernal logo again for mood measure, then dumps the rest of his coffee on the remains. As he's walking away, he notices a weird sound and turns to see an evil spirit form out of the MacBook and throw a Chocobo at him, missing, but hitting the ball pit.-


(hmm, I do tend to write these in third person, it seems more fitting, since others are reading it. I'm pretty sure I do this whilst cybering too.)
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[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Aluminus » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:05 am UTC

*Aluminus the grey sheds the cloak of his former self, Aluminus the green arises from the ballpit, shaken, but enlightened.*
*It shall be a night of unholy reckoning*
*The GODS THEMSELVES torn asunder*
*gets hit in the head with the frunking Chocobo*

PS:[people have done this to me. I'm not a big guy, and it's easy to pick me up]
PPS:[get me drunk and I'll play the hurdy-gurdy for you]
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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Kineticka » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:06 am UTC

*Squeaks indignantly at being pegged with a mac-born chocobo*

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Re: "Coffee Shop" hangout RP

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:07 am UTC

Aluminus wrote:PS:[people have done this to me. I'm not a big guy, and it's easy to pick me up]


[huh? This fits with the rest how?]
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
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[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises


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