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Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Zohar » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:22 pm UTC

Everyone post your favorite racist and discriminatory jokes!

I suppose the dead baby jokes thread from a while ago could be merged with this one...

Anyway, I'll start:

Q: What's a series of blondes sitting ear-to-ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
(nitpick: the jews (and everyone else who was cremated in the deathcamps) were already dead from the showers before they were cremated)

Two Jews are walking around in Auschwitz on the line for bread. Finally they get to the top of the line and get their daily ration. Suddenly, another kid runs up to one of them, snatches the bread and runs away.
So the other Jew says "Why aren't you running after him?!"
So the first answers "Don't worry, I got his number."
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby bluebambue » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:47 pm UTC

Why did Helen Kelllers dog run away?

you would too if your name was Ughuhhg.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby MFHodge » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:05 pm UTC

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.


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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Kizyr » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:27 pm UTC

I don't have a specific joke. But, South Asians, a lot like Mexicans, are known for being able to cram a lot of people into a single car. I usually go along with this when I'm with friends.

A: The restaurant's about 15 blocks away, so we'll need to drive
Me: Oh we can take my car (a 4-door sedan)
A: Won't you need to make two trips?
Me: Naw, we're only... 7 people. I could fit 10 in there at least--more if I can use the trunk.
A: ...

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Number3Pencils » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:00 pm UTC

I left a couple in the "Words that should be acronyms" thread in Language. Some backronyms:
NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
NAACP: Negroes Are Actually Colored Pollocks
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Mecks » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:04 pm UTC

I prefer jokes that only appear politically incorrect at first.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One is a human being with thoughts, feelings, and emotions.

Why was Helen Keller bad at driving?
Because she was blind, asshole.

Etcetera.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Seven » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:23 pm UTC

Mecks wrote:I prefer jokes that only appear politically incorrect at first.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One is a human being with thoughts, feelings, and emotions.

Why was Helen Keller bad at driving?
Because she was blind, asshole.

Etcetera.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Angelene » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:27 pm UTC

Ahhh, there's a world of difference between horrendously tasteless and politically incorrect.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby 22/7 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:30 pm UTC

Number3Pencils wrote:I left a couple in the "Words that should be acronyms" thread in Language. Some backronyms:
NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
NAACP: Negroes Are Actually Colored Pollocks

Just to nitpick, NASCAR is an acronym.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:37 pm UTC

Mecks wrote:I prefer jokes that only appear politically incorrect at first.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One is a human being with thoughts, feelings, and emotions.

Why was Helen Keller bad at driving?
Because she was blind, asshole.

Etcetera.


What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby wst » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:51 pm UTC

Firstly- Maddie McCann ones I know.
Firstly I must, on the behalf of the Worldwide Hide-and-seek chamionship, Congratulate Maddie McCann, the winner of 2007 cup!
Did you hear Renault are making a new car so big you can lose a child in it? The Renault McCann...

And some other ones...

A women picked up a black guy at a club and took him back to her place. She was feeling kinky so she whispered in his ear, "Tie me up and do what you do best"
He tied her up, grabbed the TV and climbed out of the window.

Person 1:Have you ever had an Ethiopian dinner?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Nor have they!

How many Jews can you get in a Volkswagen Beetle?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and 6 million in the ashtrays.

Oh, I have loads more, but you've probably seen them before...

(Okay, one last one- How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them)
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby sarahnade » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

My favorites are chauvinist jokes. :mrgreen:


Q: why don't women need watches?
A: there's a clock on the stove

Q: why don't they need drivers licenses?
A: there's no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby BobMacDhonnchaidh » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:04 pm UTC

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.






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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Girl™ » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

Oi. Straight to racism in record time. x_x


Two young black men just moved to the city to try to find better jobs. After two months of desperate searching, they're at their wits' end and down to their last $50. So as they're walking home, talking about whether or not to move back to the country, they see a sign in a storefront that says, "WE CAN MAKE YOU WHITE! ONLY $25!" They stop and look at the store, dumbfounded.

"...Why don't we try it?" the older brother says after a minute.
"...Might as well. Don't have much to lose. You go first, though, and we'll see if it works."

So the older brother takes the money and goes in. 15 minutes later, a white man comes out, dressed in the same suit.

"Oh my God... Is that you?"
"It is!"
"Holy shit! Well, give me the other $25, and we'll be in business!"
"What? Get a job, nigger!"



Also, tee hee, Old people.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Kaelri » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

22/7 wrote:
Number3Pencils wrote:I left a couple in the "Words that should be acronyms" thread in Language. Some backronyms:
NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
NAACP: Negroes Are Actually Colored Pollocks

Just to nitpick, both NASCAR and NAACP are acronyms.

Fix'd.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Klye » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:37 pm UTC

wst wrote:Person 1:Have you ever had an Ethiopian dinner?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Nor have they!


I always tell that one to my Ethiopian friend.

Why are black people good at basketball?
-They can shoot, steal, and run fast!
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Cheese » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:52 pm UTC

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Aradae » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:54 pm UTC

what's more disturbing than 10 babies stapled to a tree.

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1 baby stapled to 10 tress.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:56 pm UTC

Girl™ wrote:Two old women are walking home from church, when one of them stops and says, "Oh, Hattie! Do you smell hair burning?"
"...Why I sure do! You think we're walking too fast?"

I... don't get it?
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby nameless » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:56 pm UTC

Santa Clause, the Easter bunny, and a smart nigga are standing in a room when a dollar falls on the floor, who gets the dollar?

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None of them, they don't exist


It's a joke, ok?
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby nameless » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:57 pm UTC

Aradae wrote:what's more disturbing than 10 babies stapled to a tree.

Spoiler:
1 baby stapled to 10 tress.

I disagree, I think your mom is more disgusting....
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Aradae » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:00 pm UTC

nameless wrote:
Aradae wrote:what's more disturbing than 10 babies stapled to a tree.

Spoiler:
1 baby stapled to 10 tress.

I disagree, I think your mom is more disgusting....


and more disgusting still is your mother making out with your grandmother.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby wst » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:01 pm UTC

Girl™ wrote:Two old women are walking home from church, when one of them stops and says, "Oh, Hattie! Do you smell hair burning?"
"...Why I sure do! You think we're walking too fast?"


That is wrong on, between, and inside...




... so many levels. What were you thinking about? >_>


A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" – says the man.
"Oh, what are you then? "
The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.


Rahul and Paddy were beggars outside Waterloo Station. Rahul has a Mercedes, a large house and loads of money. Paddy has **** all. Rahuls hat was overflowing with tenners. Paddy's had a few coins in it.

"How do you do it?", asks Paddy.

"Look at your sign", says Rahul.

Paddy reads his sign: Out Of Work. Wife And Two Kids To Support

Then he reads Rahuls: I Only Need £10 More To Get Back To India
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Girl™ » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:01 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:
Girl™ wrote:Two old women are walking home from church, when one of them stops and says, "Oh, Hattie! Do you smell hair burning?"
"...Why I sure do! You think we're walking too fast?"

I... don't get it?


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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Cheese » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:08 pm UTC

Girl™ wrote:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:
Girl™ wrote:Two old women are walking home from church, when one of them stops and says, "Oh, Hattie! Do you smell hair burning?"
"...Why I sure do! You think we're walking too fast?"

I... don't get it?


OLD LADY PUBIC HAIR LAWL.

I... am disturbed by this?
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby 22/7 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:43 pm UTC

Kaelri wrote:
22/7 wrote:
Number3Pencils wrote:I left a couple in the "Words that should be acronyms" thread in Language. Some backronyms:
NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
NAACP: Negroes Are Actually Colored Pollocks

Just to nitpick, both NASCAR and NAACP are acronyms.

Fix'd.

Technically yes, I just assumed that *EVERYONE* knew that NAACP was an acronym.

And since we're being tasteless...

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"What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"What's white and 9 inches? Not a goddamn thing."
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby muteKi » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:03 pm UTC

Number3Pencils wrote:NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks


Nonsense. First of all, consider how much focus and concentration it takes to go around a course that long.

Second, do you know how fucking hot those cars get?
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Belial » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:03 pm UTC

muteKi wrote:
Number3Pencils wrote:NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks


Nonsense. First of all, consider how much focus and concentration it takes to go around a course that long.

Second, do you know how fucking hot those cars get?


Also a sport now: Playing DS in the sauna
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby nameless » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:12 pm UTC

Aradae wrote:
nameless wrote:
Aradae wrote:what's more disturbing than 10 babies stapled to a tree.

Spoiler:
1 baby stapled to 10 tress.

I disagree, I think your mom is more disgusting....


and more disgusting still is your mother making out with your grandmother.

You're right, but your mom making out with the horse is even worse than that (and let's stop this from de-railing the thread, PM me if you have any comeback to that)
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Cheese » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:13 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
muteKi wrote:
Number3Pencils wrote:NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks


Nonsense. First of all, consider how much focus and concentration it takes to go around a course that long.

Second, do you know how fucking hot those cars get?


Also a sport now: Playing DS in the sauna

For a real sport, try using an exercise bike to power your wii (or TV, or set up a circuit that only lets you view the TV picture while giving out a minimum power, or whatever), and play wii sports on it.

If you want, do this in the sauna too.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Grlmm » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

What do Jesus and a picture frame have in common?


You nail both of them to wood.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Girl™ » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:15 pm UTC

22/7 wrote:"What's white and 9 inches? Not a goddamn thing."


Erm... not in my experience..........
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Grlmm » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:16 pm UTC

Girl™ wrote:
22/7 wrote:"What's white and 9 inches? Not a goddamn thing."


Erm... not in my experience..........

I've got 8. It's not 9, but it's damn close enough for me.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby scowdich » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:18 pm UTC

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My personal favorite gross-out one:
Q: What sound does a baby make in a microwave?
A: I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.

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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Cheese » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

Grlmm wrote:
Girl™ wrote:
22/7 wrote:"What's white and 9 inches? Not a goddamn thing."


Erm... not in my experience..........

I've got 8. It's not 9, but it's damn close enough for me.

My broken ruler. It was 12 inches long, then I hit the end hard while the rest was under a sheet of paper, and it snapped off.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby peter » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:27 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
muteKi wrote:
Number3Pencils wrote:NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks


Nonsense. First of all, consider how much focus and concentration it takes to go around a course that long.

Second, do you know how fucking hot those cars get?


Also a sport now: Playing DS in the sauna


*gags*

He's actually defending nascar... crazy.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Numquam » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:42 pm UTC

How do you make a dead baby float?

Spoiler:
One part icecream, two parts dead baby


Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?

Spoiler:
I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines


Oh and a rascist one.
When a black person and a mexican get in a car who drives?

Spoiler:
the police officer
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby Number3Pencils » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:01 am UTC

What's red and white and swings across the room?

Dead baby on a meathook.

What's green and blue and swings across the room?

Same baby, three weeks later.


Also I know they're acronyms; the thread kind of got derailed, from making acrostics to reassessing existing acronyms.
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Re: Politically Incorrect jokes

Postby theonemephisto » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:03 am UTC

Continuing the dead baby jokes...

What is red, bubbly, and knocks on the window?
A dead baby in the microwave.

How many babies does it take to paint a door?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on it's face.


And for a racist one.

Why are there no Mexicans in the Olympics?
Because all of them that can run, jump, or swim are already in America.


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