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Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:47 pm UTC

Whats some of the crazy things people write on the walls in a public restroom.

Yesterday I saw. "I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
GOOD NEWS: I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU.
BAD NEWS: IT IS GOING TO HURT."
I was tempted to write :
"Nice grammar, the punctuation is a little wrong.
P.S. Caps lock is cruise control for cool"
But I dint write it.

Then later that night I went back there and I saw
" Angle wuz here"
I wanted to cry :(
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Kikral » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:49 pm UTC

I've seen "The joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands" above the stalls at school, but generally, I stay out of the bathrooms. It smells like weed in there
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:50 pm UTC

Kikral wrote:I've seen "The joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands" above the stalls at school, but generally, I stay out of the bathrooms. It smells like weed in there

Nice, LOL was it written like that? with proper grammar?
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Azrael » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:53 pm UTC

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:I was tempted to write :
"Nice grammar, the punctuation is a little wrong.
P.S. Caps lock is cruise control for cool"
But I dint write it.


And I was tempted to respond with:

"Look who's talking."

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:55 pm UTC

Yes, But I figure the hypocrisy would be a nice touch.

But I'm working on it.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:17 pm UTC

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby AerialSteamCarriage » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:58 pm UTC

Written in really tiny font - "You are now at a 45º angle."

Written on the door - "Let's play a game of toilet tennis! Look Right!"
Written on the right wall - "Look Left!"
Written on the left wall - "Look Right!"

Written between two tiles - "Save the Grout!"
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Kineticka » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:58 pm UTC

"Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."

I got a lot of funny looks when I got out for giggling in the stall.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Berengal » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:02 pm UTC

I once saw an ascii penis. I thought that was a nice touch.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Edit0r » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:22 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:"The game"


Damnit LE4dGOLEM, you made me lose twenty dollars and my self respect!
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Ian Ex Machina » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:37 pm UTC

I do happen to recall Seeing "Death Star Biatch" and a crudely drawn death star in and around cambridge pub toilets.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby nameless » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:57 pm UTC

Edit0r wrote:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:"The game"


Damnit LE4dGOLEM, you made me lose twenty dollars and my self respect!

F@ck! I lose! Thanks a lot Edit0r


Anyway, I've been tempted to write various LOLcat sayings in the bathroom...
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Azrael » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:00 pm UTC

nameless wrote:Anyway, I've been tempted to write various LOLcat sayings in the bathroom...
I CAN HAZ FECES?

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Brandon Oto » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:03 pm UTC

There's an elaborate tradition of grout puns written on the grout at UCSC bathrooms. Oscar the Grout, the Grout White Hope, the Grout Gatsby, etc.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby the Cow » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:12 pm UTC

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Cheese » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:19 pm UTC

nameless wrote:
Edit0r wrote:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:"The game"


Damnit LE4dGOLEM, you made me lose twenty dollars and my self respect!

F@ck! I lose! Thanks a lot Edit0r


Anyway, I've been tempted to write various LOLcat sayings in the bathroom...
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby bbctol » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:22 pm UTC

(In huge red letters): I AM THE GREATEST VANDAL OF ALL TIME!
Sharpie: Actually, I'm going to go with Geiseric the Great, sacker of Rome.
Pencil: The role of the vandals in sacking Rome is really pretty overblown. There were plenty of other tribes who destroyed just as much if not more of their culture.
Sharpie: True, but the vandals were still the final cause of the Roman breakdown.
Red letters again: Are you referring to final cause in the Aristotelian sense?
Different pencil: The real vandal is the guy who put a condom in the light.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Berengal » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:35 pm UTC

bbctol wrote:It was like reading a forum.

I once saw a real forum in a bathroom. I can't rightly remember what it said, but the conversation went something like:
Thread name: "Question?"
First post: "If a 747 is put on a threadmill the size of a runway going the opposite way at the same exact speed, will it take off?"
Second post: Drawing of a penis.
Third post: "b&"
Fourth post: "No, he has a point."
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Bando » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:23 pm UTC

I walked into a McDonalds bathroom one time and when I opened the door to the stall, written on the wall in SHIT was the phrase "No Paper".

Yes, that's right. It was written in FECAL MATTER.

It was the gross. I took a picture of it with my cellphone. If I can get the picture onto the computer I'll post 'er up.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Cheese » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:28 pm UTC

In a spoiler tag, please? That's something I'd really not like to see.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Julie » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:32 pm UTC

Written in one stall is "I ♥ MAT!!!". I know the girl who wrote it (she was bragging about it), and who she was referring to. His name is spelled "Matt".

If that's not true ♥, I don't know what is.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Gladjaframpf » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:29 am UTC

Written over one of the urinals in my school bathroom is "Black people are better then white people". I noticed the incorrect spelling of "than" and was really, really tempted to write "At least white people know how too spell" under it (with the misspelled "to", of course) to see if anyone would comment.

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Postby Bando » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:31 am UTC

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Kineticka » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:51 am UTC

Bando wrote:Hand Dryer Picture


I have a feeling this should go in the Man thread. :)

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby hyperion » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:59 am UTC

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby cacp » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:46 am UTC

"I got herpies from takin a poo, as you're reading this you're getting it too"

you know you go to a nerd uni when the bathroom graffiti is long division (Seriously)
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby joeframbach » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:08 am UTC

cacp wrote:you know you go to a nerd uni an elementary school when the bathroom graffiti is long division (Seriously)


Long division? By the time you go to a university, you could (and should) either do it in your head or with some kind of tool.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Midnight » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:13 am UTC

"I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE. BUT TRUST ME: I WOULD HIT IT."
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby bbctol » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:22 am UTC

cacp wrote:"I got herpies from takin a poo, as you're reading this you're getting it too"

you know you go to a nerd uni when the bathroom graffiti is long division (Seriously)


Were her pies apple or pumpkin?

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Seven » Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:32 am UTC

Kineticka wrote:
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I have a feeling this should go in the Man thread. :)
Why? That came from a #chan.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby IronyandParadox » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:26 am UTC

At my high school, there's teacher sanctioned (i.e. extra credit) graffiti in every single bathroom. Each bathroom has a theme and there's a problem relating to that theme on the inside of each stall. For your potty-time pleasure. =D

I can't possibly be the first person who's considered putting the nerd sniping problem on a bathroom stall. Perhaps conducting a study? How long do the people in that particular stall take to go to the bathroom vs. the people in other stalls? Maybe you could use it as a nerd factor calculator. Or just count the carcasses of the people who drowned themselves before leaving.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Jacque » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:15 am UTC

Taken a few weeks back.

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Amarantha » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:25 am UTC

I liked the one at the bottom of the door that said, "Beware the phantom limbo dancer!"

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby grythyttan » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:10 pm UTC

At my school, there is one bathroom which has a wall filled with a long list of synonyms for having sex. I think it's about 250 now... Yes! We beat those damned eskimos and their stupid snow. :)
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby |Erasmus| » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:41 pm UTC

I was rather amused by the one at my uni, which read (on the toiler paper dispenser) "Arts Degrees. Please take one."

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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby gtg947h » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:25 pm UTC

Apparently in some of the older bathrooms at GT, there's a tradition of writing your hometown in the grout between the tiles. In the AE building, people wrote names of various geographical features on other planets.

But the best two I've seen:

"Some come here to shit and stink
and pick crabs off their balls;
I come here to sit and think
and write stuff on the walls."


And "WHY DOES GOD HATE ME?" written in big letters, with smaller comments around it:

"Because you suck"
"Because God hates whiners"
"Because you touch yourself at night"

etc...


At work, I've seen a very well-drawn nude woman, where someone added a giant hairy penis. Also saw this gem:

"(scratched out) gave me head under the stairs in hangar one. that dirty bitch!"
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Puzzlemaker » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:48 pm UTC

"Go kill yourself"
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Alisto » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:05 pm UTC

I was at a Barnes and Noble 40 minutes from my town. In a stall, I saw, "Stephen [Last Name] has a tiny cock." Huh, I thought. I know a Stephen [last name]. What are the odds? Then I looked on the other wall.

"Chris [last name] from Millville is a faggot." Man, they really don't want any mistake as to which Chris they're talking about.

Chris and Stephen are best friends. Kind of weird to see bathroom graffiti about people you know.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:08 pm UTC

Amarantha wrote:I liked the one at the bottom of the door that said, "Beware the phantom limbo dancer!"


Best. Stall graffiti. ever.
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Re: Ludicrous things written on bathroom walls

Postby Hurduser » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:57 pm UTC

In a toilet at my school was a weird 4-line poem (in German). it went like this: in this toilet lives a ghost which bites everyone who takes too much time shitting here from below.

Below that, in another writing, also in German and rhyme: It didn't bite me, I shat on its head.
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