HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Things that don't belong anywhere else. (Check first).

Moderators: Moderators General, Prelates, Magistrates

Joeldi
Posts: 1055
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:49 am UTC
Location: Central Queensland, Australia
Contact:

HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Joeldi » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:38 am UTC

I'm...ashamed to admit...that I can't drag myself away from /b/. I've been lurking there for what amounts to 2 days straight. Not doing other things. Just. /b/. I don't know what else to say, except that I know that it is not a healthy or good thing to do. I even posted a few times...... ... :-(
I already have a hate thread. Necromancy > redundancy here, so post there.

roc314 wrote:America is a police state that communicates in txt speak...

"i hav teh dissentors brb""¡This cheese is burning me! u pwnd them bff""thx ur cool 2"

User avatar
Mothra
Posts: 22
Joined: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:27 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Mothra » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:44 am UTC

do a barrel roll

User avatar
wing
the /b/slayer
Posts: 1876
Joined: Tue May 29, 2007 5:56 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby wing » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:46 am UTC

Go raid Habbo or something.
I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!
Akula wrote:Our team has turned into this hate-fueled juggernaut of profit. It's goddamn wonderful.

User avatar
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
Posts: 26530
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA, Mars. HA!
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby SecondTalon » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:37 pm UTC

Be an hero?



(HAH! Suicide jokes are always funny!)
heuristically_alone wrote:I want to write a DnD campaign and play it by myself and DM it myself.
heuristically_alone wrote:I have been informed that this is called writing a book.

nameless
Fooled you; My name is Inigo Montoya
Posts: 194
Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:12 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby nameless » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:33 pm UTC

get some cake?
Wayne Weiten wrote:Sexual intercourse is really a pretty simple activity. Most animals execute the act with a minimum of difficulty. However, humans manage to make sexual relations terribly complicated

User avatar
Upsilon
Posts: 1119
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:53 am UTC
Location: Wisconsin
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Upsilon » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:45 pm UTC

nameless wrote:get some cake?

The cake is a lie.

I agree with Mothra.
22/M/USA
age/sex/location
Spoiler:
Upsilon avatar from TaintedDeity.

User avatar
Kikral
Posts: 326
Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:42 pm UTC
Location: McKinney, Texas

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Kikral » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:31 pm UTC

I'm afraid theres nothing we can do. /b/s corruption is unmistakable. You must purify yourself in consecrated internet. We wish you the best of luck on your journey

*hides his own /b/ scars*
I am the man your gods will have nightmares about for the next 50 years.

Pinprick
Posts: 17
Joined: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:21 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Pinprick » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:28 pm UTC

an hero, etc.

User avatar
Rat
Rattus Trolleri
Posts: 929
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:40 pm UTC
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Rat » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:03 pm UTC

ಠ_ಠ

User avatar
Berengal
Superabacus Mystic of the First Rank
Posts: 2707
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 5:51 am UTC
Location: Bergen, Norway
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Berengal » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:09 pm UTC

It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students who are motivated by money: As potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

photosinensis
Posts: 163
Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:17 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby photosinensis » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:41 pm UTC

Okay, your first step is to make your way to the nearest Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, or Oriental Orthodox church, find a priest, and be baptized and exorcised. Don't trust anyone else to such things. If you really don't like the whole Christian thing, Buddhist monks might be able to help.

In any case, the next thing is to stay off the Internet for a few days. Forget about /b/. Roll around in some high culture--take in an art museum, go to a few plays (but NOT Avenue Q), and perhaps make your way to a local indie theater, but avoid the midnight movie.

After that, you should be okay to return to the webbernets, purged of the corrupting influence of /b/.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mournng, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible!" I uttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server: 404.

Unsanity
Posts: 17
Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:57 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Unsanity » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:46 pm UTC

If I'm ever really bored, I usually end up at /b/. It's a bad habit, but I pride myself on never posting or saving images.

spelunker
Posts: 102
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:07 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby spelunker » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

The place is like a train wreck, you can't help but watch!

oh /b/, even though you're like the Internet's version of a cancerous tumor, you're so addicting sometimes.

User avatar
Berengal
Superabacus Mystic of the First Rank
Posts: 2707
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 5:51 am UTC
Location: Bergen, Norway
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Berengal » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:16 pm UTC

Having cancerous tumors is sometimes hard to stop doing as well...
It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students who are motivated by money: As potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

User avatar
intoc
Posts: 16
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:27 pm UTC
Location: Rochester, NY
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby intoc » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:36 pm UTC

I mainly stay in /wg/ and /s/. /b/ is just dumb.
John Hancock

User avatar
Berengal
Superabacus Mystic of the First Rank
Posts: 2707
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 5:51 am UTC
Location: Bergen, Norway
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Berengal » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:49 pm UTC

intoc wrote:I mainly stay in /wg/ and /s/. /b/ is just dumb.

I was about to say that dumb's the definiton of /b/, but then I remembered that retard was the original spelling, not /b/tard...
It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students who are motivated by money: As potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

User avatar
Shizo
Posts: 736
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:12 am UTC
Location: almost-Canada
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Shizo » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:41 pm UTC

rules 1 and 2

:?
Image

User avatar
Chocceh
Posts: 366
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:34 pm UTC
Location: Californialand
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Chocceh » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 am UTC

Shizo wrote:rules 1 and 2

:?


Bah, don't get all huffy over a stupid fight club joke that was never meant to be anything more than a stupid fight club joke.
Okay

Khonsu
Posts: 877
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:55 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Khonsu » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:08 am UTC

I remember when /b/ was *honestly* good, despite the joke. It was 2004/2005. I keep hoping Moot will get tired, shut everying down, and start it back up with something to keep the riffraff out...but alas. Never happens.

Also, I find /b/ hysterically funny on a deeply psychological level. Surfing at 1-5AM helps, too. The children are in bed.

User avatar
bbctol
Super Deluxe Forum Title of DESTINYâ„¢
Posts: 3137
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:27 pm UTC
Location: The Twilight Zone
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby bbctol » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:16 am UTC

photosinensis wrote:In any case, the next thing is to stay off the Internet for a few days. Forget about /b/. BARREL Roll around in some high culture--take in an art museum, go to a few plays (but NOT Avenue Q), and perhaps make your way to a local indie theater, but avoid the midnight movie.

After that, you should be okay to return to the webbernets, purged of the corrupting influence of /b/.


I FAIL IT (it is maturity)

User avatar
wing
the /b/slayer
Posts: 1876
Joined: Tue May 29, 2007 5:56 am UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby wing » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:24 am UTC

Shizo wrote:rules 1 and 2

:?

Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids.
I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!
Akula wrote:Our team has turned into this hate-fueled juggernaut of profit. It's goddamn wonderful.

User avatar
Gelsamel
Lame and emo
Posts: 8237
Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:49 am UTC
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Gelsamel » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:27 am UTC

I don't get the point of /b/. Don't all those images fit into other categories anyway?
"Give up here?"
- > No
"Do you accept defeat?"
- > No
"Do you think games are silly little things?"
- > No
"Is it all pointless?"
- > No
"Do you admit there is no meaning to this world?"
- > No

User avatar
null
Posts: 50
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:14 pm UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby null » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:33 am UTC

Maybe im getting old but i dont seen the appeal of 4chan. I went to the site, marvelled at the inanity of it all...and left. The people posting there post such utter random tripe that its hard to believe 4chan is populated with humans at all. I think at best, 4chan can only be a study of the human condition...

Eris help all that post there...

User avatar
Chocceh
Posts: 366
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:34 pm UTC
Location: Californialand
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Chocceh » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:35 am UTC

Khonsu wrote:I remember when /b/ was *honestly* good, despite the joke. It was 2004/2005. I keep hoping Moot will get tired, shut everying down, and start it back up with something to keep the riffraff out...but alas. Never happens.


Don't kid yourself - /b/ was doomed from the start regardless of who was running it. Anonymity meant there was no established group of people, and thus no common standards. Anyone could popularize anything. While this is awesome, it also means that nobody knows whether something like rules 1 & 2 are legit or not. Its nature lead it to the lowest common denominator, where it's at right now.

You can't keep an anonymous imageboard the size of 4chan in good shape.
Okay

User avatar
Berengal
Superabacus Mystic of the First Rank
Posts: 2707
Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 5:51 am UTC
Location: Bergen, Norway
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Berengal » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:40 am UTC

null wrote:Maybe im getting old but i dont seen the appeal of 4chan. I went to the site, marvelled at the inanity of it all...and left. The people posting there post such utter random tripe that its hard to believe 4chan is populated with humans at all. I think at best, 4chan can only be a study of the human condition...

Eris help all that post there...

I actually wrote a paper on 4chan. AND I was asked to hold a brief lecture on the paper afterwards. I kept the lecture mainly about Dawkins and memes, but threw a few funny /b/ pictures in. "Meme" became a meme after that (although a very weak meme).

/b/ can be quite funny at times, but as indicated it was much better in 2005 (and I want to include the beginning of 2006. I wasn't around in 2004).
Last edited by Berengal on Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:33 am UTC, edited 1 time in total.
It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students who are motivated by money: As potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

User avatar
Morphing Ball
Posts: 435
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:10 am UTC
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Morphing Ball » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:22 am UTC

I've definitely had enough of 4chan on the whole, having visited a wide spread of the channels. I definitely haven't seen the point of /b/. Anywhere, there are plenty of other sites to browse.

OH GOD I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. I'll just post here lots and hope the desire to type "4chan.org" subsides. Maybe I'll play some games later. I can quit this.

User avatar
null
Posts: 50
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:14 pm UTC

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby null » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:49 am UTC

Wow i just found out what 'yaoi' means/is...

Image

User avatar
Morphing Ball
Posts: 435
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:10 am UTC
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Morphing Ball » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:26 am UTC

I was always careful not to go to /y/.

User avatar
Pirate.Bondage
Posts: 1497
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:14 pm UTC
Location: On my pirate ship. Yarg.
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:43 am UTC

There are a bunch of people at my school who love Yaoi. They actually print it out at school and hit people with it.
*/shuddering*
Life is beautiful.
Spoiler:
Irrefutable wrote:you are so lovely

emceng wrote:Then the sausage says, "I have 1 kid, and raging genital herpes." Get the fuck away from me sausage!!!

sje46 wrote:Do... do you want to marry me?

User avatar
Chocceh
Posts: 366
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:34 pm UTC
Location: Californialand
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Chocceh » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:45 am UTC

Pirate.Bondage wrote:There are a bunch of people at my school who love Yaoi. They actually print it out at school and hit people with it.
*/shuddering*


Wait, what? They print it out and do what with it?

That's... that's not even...

What!?
Okay

User avatar
Gelsamel
Lame and emo
Posts: 8237
Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:49 am UTC
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Gelsamel » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:46 am UTC

null wrote:Wow i just found out what 'yaoi' means/is...

Image


http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=TCNQi54l21M



Also, what they hell, they print out porn at school?
"Give up here?"
- > No
"Do you accept defeat?"
- > No
"Do you think games are silly little things?"
- > No
"Is it all pointless?"
- > No
"Do you admit there is no meaning to this world?"
- > No

User avatar
Antimatter Spork
Posts: 679
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:13 am UTC
Location: The third planet from the sun.

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:47 am UTC

Pirate.Bondage wrote:There are a bunch of people at my school who love Yaoi. They actually print it out at school and hit people with it.
*/shuddering*


That is the funniest thing I've read all night. But then again, I think Yaoi (and most internet culture, for that matter) is absolutely hilarious, so whatever.
Albert Schweitzer wrote:There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.

User avatar
Pirate.Bondage
Posts: 1497
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:14 pm UTC
Location: On my pirate ship. Yarg.
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:48 am UTC

I'm not even kidding. They're so sick. I don't even know how they get away with it- there's one girl who hits you with the papers and says "you have been yaoi-fied!". The teahcers have no idea what yaoi is so they don't do anything.
Life is beautiful.
Spoiler:
Irrefutable wrote:you are so lovely

emceng wrote:Then the sausage says, "I have 1 kid, and raging genital herpes." Get the fuck away from me sausage!!!

sje46 wrote:Do... do you want to marry me?

User avatar
Antimatter Spork
Posts: 679
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:13 am UTC
Location: The third planet from the sun.

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:49 am UTC

wait, are we talking pictures or text here? I hope we're talking text, because otherwise your teachers are either blind or morons.

Or else she's hitting people with papers that say "you have been yaoi-fied" on them, which would also be funny.
Albert Schweitzer wrote:There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.

User avatar
Pirate.Bondage
Posts: 1497
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:14 pm UTC
Location: On my pirate ship. Yarg.
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:52 am UTC

Usuallytext. Occasionally they have a yaoi picture on their photobucket or whatever and they can easily print it out without getting caught. Either way it's sick.
Life is beautiful.
Spoiler:
Irrefutable wrote:you are so lovely

emceng wrote:Then the sausage says, "I have 1 kid, and raging genital herpes." Get the fuck away from me sausage!!!

sje46 wrote:Do... do you want to marry me?

User avatar
Antimatter Spork
Posts: 679
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:13 am UTC
Location: The third planet from the sun.

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Antimatter Spork » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:57 am UTC

Sick? What, do you attend the Special School For Children Who Will Die If They Ever Contemplate Two Boys Having Sex?

I'm going to assume that we're talking high school, and people old enough to be in High School are old enough to handle getting whacked with printed-out internets.
Albert Schweitzer wrote:There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.

User avatar
Chocceh
Posts: 366
Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:34 pm UTC
Location: Californialand
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Chocceh » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:00 am UTC

Antimatter Spork wrote:Sick? What, do you attend the Special School For Children Who Will Die If They Ever Contemplate Two Boys Having Sex?

I'm going to assume that we're talking high school, and people old enough to be in High School are old enough to handle getting whacked with printed-out internets.


I'm giving Pirate.Bondage the benefit of the doubt, since I'm reading "sick" as the printing it out and hitting people and saying they've been yaoified, not the yaoi.
Okay

User avatar
Gelsamel
Lame and emo
Posts: 8237
Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:49 am UTC
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Gelsamel » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:01 am UTC

Printed-out internets would be pretty heavy.
"Give up here?"
- > No
"Do you accept defeat?"
- > No
"Do you think games are silly little things?"
- > No
"Is it all pointless?"
- > No
"Do you admit there is no meaning to this world?"
- > No

User avatar
Pirate.Bondage
Posts: 1497
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:14 pm UTC
Location: On my pirate ship. Yarg.
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:02 am UTC

Whether we can handle it or not, getting hit with it is just wrong to people who don't want to see it. As Chocceh said, it's not the yaoi- it's the beating people with naked boys.

More than anything it IS amusing, to see people who don't know what yaoi is look it up.
Life is beautiful.
Spoiler:
Irrefutable wrote:you are so lovely

emceng wrote:Then the sausage says, "I have 1 kid, and raging genital herpes." Get the fuck away from me sausage!!!

sje46 wrote:Do... do you want to marry me?

User avatar
bbctol
Super Deluxe Forum Title of DESTINYâ„¢
Posts: 3137
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:27 pm UTC
Location: The Twilight Zone
Contact:

Re: HAI GUYZ (Oh god please help me)

Postby bbctol » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:03 am UTC

Pirate.Bondage wrote:Whether we can handle it or not, getting hit with it is just wrong to people who don't want to see it. As Chocceh said, it's not the yaoi- it's the beating people with naked boys.

More than anything it IS amusing, to see people who don't know what yaoi is look it up.


Hee hee... once I fell into a conversation about yaoi (totally by accident) at school, and someone asked what it was. My response was "Just google it. Actually NO. DO NOT."


Return to “General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 33 guests