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I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:09 pm UTC

Really crumby day found out I'm only getting 80 dollars in taxes back and because of the snow day yesterday I'm loosing a day to work on my web design project. And If I fail so many classes i get held back.. again.. 3 year senior. and the situation thats been bogging my mind lately that i frequented the ladies thread about is getting worse. I'm so confused..I need a smile
I know there is other threads this could go under but I need a smile and they don't offer smiles :(
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Kizyr » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:12 pm UTC

Sad Roo

If I'm ever upset, I just look at this photo. Or lolcat images. KF
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Izawwlgood » Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:13 pm UTC

Dress up like a monkey and put on that song from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Or don't dress up like a monkey but put on the song.

Proceed to chaotically wreck anything. While screaming. It works best if you gear up to it, and do it with a pal. Start by picking nits out of each others hair.

here, i'll start:
*oooough... ahhh-ah-eeee-ah!*
*backs away from from the Fruit, points! AHHH!!! AHHHH!!! AHHH!!*

Your turn :)
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Re: I need a smile

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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:42 pm UTC

Antimatter Spork wrote:
emergencykitten.png

AWWWWWW
thank all of you anyone else got unhappiness :(
i haz half smile.. :?
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Re: I need a smile

Postby i like pi » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:46 pm UTC

I am a bit sad. I finally decided my gf was too mentally and emotionally draining for me.... I have decided to break up.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:54 pm UTC

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Raiku wrote: Oh, I 'Falcon Punched' a tree for the hell of it, and it's still quite bloody...

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Re: I need a smile

Postby i like pi » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

Photo= broken.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:01 pm UTC

works for mehh.
heres a link to another one http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/1 ... er-raaaar/
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Re: I need a smile

Postby i like pi » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:23 pm UTC

Gah. my school has a filter on it, its classified as a blog.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:24 pm UTC

I try to makes u smile
:(
I sorry pi you want pie
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Re: I need a smile

Postby i like pi » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:59 pm UTC

Yeah I want Pie :)
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 am UTC

*gives pi pie*
Make day better?
(tempted to speak lolcat i sorry guys)
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Re: I need a smile

Postby tenohsix » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:54 am UTC

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:*gives pi pie*
Make day better?
(tempted to speak lolcat i sorry guys)


Lolcats always does that to me, too. Bad grammars? I has them.

On a more related note, there's always cuteoverload.com. Not captioned, but still frickin' adorable.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby Esc » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:19 am UTC

I once spoke lolcat irl. :oops:

Anyway, this picture cheered me up when I found it on the intertubes.

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Also, :)
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Re: I need a smile

Postby keozen » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:52 am UTC

Esc wrote:I once spoke lolcat irl. :oops:

Anyway, this picture cheered me up when I found it on the intertubes.

[ cool chalk wall pic ]
Also, :)


Ohhh, anyone know where that is? It's so cool
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Re: I need a smile

Postby tylerwylie » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:49 am UTC

Best thing about that graffiti art:

"Dieing ugly and alone"

As if dieing alone wouldn't be bad, but if you're ugly too then it sucks.
Who are you and who am I
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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:29 am UTC

that is pretty bad ass
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Re: I need a smile

Postby sethicus » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:00 pm UTC

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Re: I need a smile

Postby Vanguard » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:24 pm UTC

Icanhazcheezburger is the best place for smile-making.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby parkaboy » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:37 pm UTC

and now there is its stinkier, slobbery-er brother ihasahotdog.com
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Re: I need a smile

Postby wing » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:36 am UTC

When I feel down (like right now, actually) I look at the uncropped version of my avatar, and the other images in its set.

While that set was originally taken as a series of sensual "tease" pictures, I find myself irresistably drawn not to boobies and bare skin, but to her face... her lips... her eyes. oh god the eyes. They remind me why I do it. Why I am where I am.

I realize you may not have the same motivators as me, so here's a gratuitous picture of a cute animal:
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:07 pm UTC

wing wrote:
I realize you may not have the same motivators as me, so here's a gratuitous picture of a cute animal:
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That's just made my morning, oh my God.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby null » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:59 pm UTC

Lolcats ftw. Its important to remember when feeling down is that nothing really matters, because everything is transitory. Except lolcats.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby i like pi » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:25 pm UTC

gah! my school blocked lolcats now! What is the world comin to??????????/
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I need a smile

Postby ZeroSum » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:31 pm UTC

Invisible lolcat, lol:

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Re: I need a smile

Postby sunami » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:49 pm UTC

Kizyr wrote:Sad Roo

If I'm ever upset, I just look at this photo. Or lolcat images. KF


O.o

Where did you first see that picture? Someone who app'd to the guild I'm in on WoW has that as their signature on our forums, and she didn't make it but a couple of weeks ago. Just wondering.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:55 pm UTC

What server are you on!
heh
WoW makes me smile.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Pirate.Bondage » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:06 pm UTC

*Hugs the Fruit Swing*

This should make you smile.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Wolf » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:20 pm UTC

wing wrote:When I feel down (like right now, actually) I look at the uncropped version of my avatar, and the other images in its set.

While that set was originally taken as a series of sensual "tease" pictures, I find myself irresistably drawn not to boobies and bare skin, but to her face... her lips... her eyes. oh god the eyes. They remind me why I do it. Why I am where I am.

I realize you may not have the same motivators as me, so here's a gratuitous picture of a cute animal:
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This squirrel makes me SO happy.

Also, that series of photos sounds really incredible. Any chance you can link to them, or do you just own them in book format?

EDIT: Or did I initially misread you and you're on the one who took the photos? Because that would be really cool.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby wing » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:34 pm UTC

Wolf wrote:Also, that series of photos sounds really incredible. Any chance you can link to them, or do you just own them in book format?

EDIT: Or did I initially misread you and you're on the one who took the photos? Because that would be really cool.

Actually, she took them all with one hand. Myspace style. And they all reside on my harddrive. And no, you can't have them, because I'm a greedy bastard :P
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Aluminus » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:13 pm UTC

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/1 ... ime-freak/

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Re: I need a smile

Postby Aleril » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:19 pm UTC

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Why so seeeerious?
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Re: I need a smile

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

heh I just reread what wing wrote and the first time I read it I mistook sensual for something else now that I reread it.. I frown. *sigh* No emo today please. *unsigh*
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Re: I need a smile

Postby jobriath » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:02 pm UTC

While I've never made one, I'm a believer in the power of the sympathy doll. Link is to a page containing a video showing how to make them. Cuteness happens right at the beginning.
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Kizyr » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:59 pm UTC

sunami wrote:
Kizyr wrote:Sad Roo
If I'm ever upset, I just look at this photo. Or lolcat images. KF

O.o
Where did you first see that picture? Someone who app'd to the guild I'm in on WoW has that as their signature on our forums, and she didn't make it but a couple of weeks ago. Just wondering.

Sometime last year; someone else on another forum linked to it. I think that particular image has been floating around for some time now.

Oh and, technically, it's a wallaby, not a 'roo. But it's still sad... KF
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Re: I need a smile

Postby Aluminus » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:51 pm UTC

banana hammocks are funny. That should make you smile.
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