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Postby Twasbrillig » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:38 pm UTC

Squeak wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Squeak wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Squeak wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Squeak wrote:
no-genius wrote:
(EVEN IF IT IS JUST A SMALL ONE)



A small what!? :twisted:


:roll:

Classic squeek.
Also, I'm ahead of you in posts. nyah-nyah.


Bring it on!! I just need 11 more after this one

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I knew it. This was the last thread I looked in and I was going to call you on posting excessively like me, just because I said that. Lol.


:oops: My plan is foiled...by me!

(note pointless post...i hold Twasbrillig entirely responsible for making me do this!)


Warning: squeek pointless posts!


Warning: Twasbrillig is a raptor sympathiser



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Postby ivnja » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:49 pm UTC

Gordon wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Hawknc wrote:Image


You. Are. GOD.


Best. Post. Ever.


Warning: Doesn't get it :(
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Postby fjafjan » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:36 pm UTC

ivnja wrote:
Gordon wrote:
Twasbrillig wrote:
Hawknc wrote:Image


You. Are. GOD.


Best. Post. Ever.


Warning: Doesn't get it :(


Imagine arnold swartzenegger saying

AAAH MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

That is all
//Yepp, THE fjafjan (who's THE fjafjan?)
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Postby Verysillyman » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:38 pm UTC

Aahahahahahahahaha! I totally hadn't got it until then, and just filed it under "Nerdy, don't care".

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Postby Air Gear » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:54 pm UTC

Warning: In case of a plane crash in the snowy mountains, will be the first to resort to cannibalism.

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Postby thefiddler » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:16 am UTC

Air Gear wrote:Warning: In case of a plane crash in the snowy mountains, will be the first to resort to cannibalism.

Not a warning, but a reminder to self:
Do not ride in an airplane with Air Gear, especially when flying over snowy mountains. :P

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Postby Lani » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:27 am UTC

Warning: is still full of germy badness and is now grumpy due to running out of kleenex.
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Postby no-genius » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:30 am UTC

lani wrote:Warning: is still full of germy badness and is now grumpy due to running out of kleenex.


Have a cookie. (if you already have.. have another!) :P
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Postby Lani » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:40 am UTC

Thank you.

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Postby Peshmerga » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:24 am UTC

thefiddler wrote:Warning: is a failure at life.


Don't worry, thefiddler, some people are at a natural disposition to suck at life.

What matters is that you kill as many people as you know before sending yourself to the black. Is it the only path to redemption.
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Postby ivnja » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:26 am UTC

well that's encouraging, isn't it, Pesh

:shock:
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Postby Verysillyman » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:15 am UTC

thefiddler wrote:Warning: is a failure at life.


This music should cheer you up about it.

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Postby Hawknc » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:09 am UTC

...Was that based on that video of the house which had its hardcore Christmas light display set to music? Because I vaguely remember it being that music.

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Postby Verysillyman » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:10 am UTC

i have no idea. my little brother directed me to it. he got it from pointlesssites.com

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Postby ivnja » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:23 am UTC

did it bug anyone else that when the redness was going back and forth across the big "YouFail.org" lettering, it went faster than the beat? as a musician, that made me sad :(
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Postby Verysillyman » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:31 am UTC

there were just a couple of bits that didn't quite sync. that bugged me.

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Postby Rat » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:19 am UTC

ivnja wrote:did it bug anyone else that when the redness was going back and forth across the big "YouFail.org" lettering, it went faster than the beat? as a musician, that made me sad :(


yeah that was kind of out of sync :/... and the song is by a band called Trans-Siberian Orchestra... theres a video somewhere of a house with lights synced up to the music.... but the house did a good job of it...

i guess that site fails at telling others how much they fail? it looks like it was made by a bunch of jocks...

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Postby Hawknc » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:21 am UTC

Yay, I was right! (About the house)

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Postby thefiddler » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:11 pm UTC

Yeah, the song is called "Wizards of Christmas" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra (to the best of my recollection, anyway...)

And, thaaaaanks guys. :)

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Postby ZenBearClaw » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:30 pm UTC

WARNING: Convergent only on the Rationals

WARNING: Humor Inversely Proportional to Sleep

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Postby thefiddler » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:40 pm UTC

Peshmerga wrote:kill as many people as you know

Does this include you? :P

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:20 pm UTC

thefiddler wrote:Yeah, the song is called "Wizards of Christmas" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra (to the best of my recollection, anyway...)

And, thaaaaanks guys. :)


Wizards in Winter actually. :P

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Postby thefiddler » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:22 pm UTC

The Sleeping Tyrant wrote:
thefiddler wrote:Yeah, the song is called "Wizards of Christmas" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra (to the best of my recollection, anyway...)

And, thaaaaanks guys. :)

Wizards in Winter actually. :P

Oh, oops. :oops:

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Wait... who knows too much... and what are the consequences...?
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Postby RealGrouchy » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:04 pm UTC

fjafjan wrote:
Imagine arnold swartzenegger saying

AAAH MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

That is all

Yes, except it was Rainer Wolfcastle...

...as Radioactive man

...in the Simpsons

...parodying Arnold

...with goggles

...that do nothing.

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Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:33 am UTC

That makes it so much more boring though... you explain it crap :(

A youtube video could be good...
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Postby Toeofdoom » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:06 am UTC

Thats a great clip of it :D
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Postby Detritus » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:44 am UTC

Warning: I make jokes, sometimes. I am the only one who gets them, always.

Warning: I cannot post on my own computer, for whatever reason. I have resorted to murder to obtain my fix of xkcd fora.

Warning: I usually lie. About everything. Sometimes I alternate between true and false statements. This has only created a logical paradox on one occasion; I did not marry a prince. I was rather disappointed, honestly. Wait. Not honestly. I'm a straight male.

See, this is one of those jokes I was talking about.
Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said 'yeah.' "

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Postby Air Gear » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:40 am UTC

Warning: Will make jokes and tell stories about the mathematically inept.

Seriously, the one girl in complex analysis today..."some basic triangle inequalities" before getting to the REAL Triangle Inequality...one was comparing the length of the longest side of a triangle to the other two:

|c| <= |a| + |b|

And the comment: "Why isn't it equals?"

Let that sink in for a minute.

"What's i^3?" and "Are all even powers of i negative one?" were bad enough, but this is like...well, quite a few of us have gotten a good laugh off of this one.

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Postby German Sausage » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:18 am UTC

Air Gear wrote:Warning: Will make jokes and tell stories about the mathematically inept.

same but with geography. in year 11 (thats 17 years of age, kids), someone asked me which ocean was the pacific. i pointed at africa on his sheet. thirty seconds later *Gasp* he comes back and asks again. this time i point at the atlantic. *more gasp* he starts filling in information. i never bothered to correct him. i hope he doesn't become a world leader...scary thought
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Postby Lani » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:52 am UTC

Warning: is really hungry, and that sandwich you got there is looking mighty tasty, bub...
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Postby Vandole » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:52 am UTC

Air Gear wrote:Warning: Will make jokes and tell stories about the mathematically inept.

That makes me think of this one time, in my chemistry class. A kid just out of nowhere asked the teacher, "So does that mean that all covalent bonds are negative, sir?" (I have no idea why the kid insists on calling teachers sir or ma'am. He's weird like that)

The teacher just stared at him, completely dumbfounded, for a couple of minutes.

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Postby Hawknc » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:21 am UTC

I had to look up covalent bonds, it's been so long since I did chemistry.

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Postby hermaj » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:31 am UTC

Kisses for covalent bonds. Kisses for London dispersion forces for having an awesome name and being in everything.

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Me - I'm sleeeeeeepy!
Friend - Then go to bed!
Me - Noooooooooo! *wails*
Me - DON'T WANNA!

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Postby Verysillyman » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:33 am UTC

Same situation here. I also have to be up early to fry some breakfast before I go to work. Hahahahaha! I have to be up early for work. Mad.

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Postby Gordon » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:33 am UTC

I'm standing right here and covelent bonds get kisses??

/me feels shunned



I got nothing on London dispersion forces



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I'm at work :(.. off in 30!
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RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Postby hermaj » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:37 am UTC

You can have kisses, I guess. Hell, I've had three vodkas today and my eyes are half closed, this is usually where I am when I start handing out kisses. (Except, you know, at a party. With people. And more booze.) I guess that could also constitute a warning?


Also, y'know, bonds are pretty awesome. All of them are okay in their own special way.


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Postby Verysillyman » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:38 am UTC

Warning: I less than three you you crazy dolt.

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Postby Gordon » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:40 am UTC

Warning: in a corner crying
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Postby hermaj » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:42 am UTC

Warning: Is too tired to ensure accuracy of reassuring pats on the head. Someone could get hurt.


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