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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Jessica » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

Fess: I've never bought condoms.
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Postby Titch » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:22 pm UTC

Jessica wrote:Fess: I've never bought condoms.


When I read this, it reminded me.
Confession: Last time i tried to buy condoms, I ended up attacking the machine for eating my monies (I've never had the balls to buy them over the counter) but then I made a big dent in it by accident...
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Postby Belial » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:25 pm UTC

Cytoplasm wrote:Fess:
I remember seeing a picture of Girl a while ago in Lolita. I remember really, really, really liking her outfit...I was just too shy to say anything for some reason.


If I read her facial expression right, she is pleased.
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Postby Baldur » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:29 pm UTC

I am a drain on my family's resources.
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:50 pm UTC

Teapot could use a new roommate that doesn't suck.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Jessica » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:24 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Teapot could use a new roommate that doesn't does suck.
You know, whatever.
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Postby tin » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

'Fess: I'm glad when my flatmate's away, because I don't have to keep cleaning (she's super OCD into cleaning and I feel bad if I don't pitch in as much as her) after myself until the last minute when she comes home. Also I can take naughty pictures of myself freely. I don't do it often, but y'know...the opportunity is there.
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Postby Baldur » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:31 pm UTC

@Jess and ST: I could both suck and not suck, but the fact that I need to attend college up here in the cold North and she has to attend Uni in the warm(ish) South puts a halt to those plans. Also, a complete lack of funds on my part also fucks things up. If I'm not being a financial vampire here, I'm being a financial vampire elsewhere.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby GraphiteGirl » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:06 pm UTC

Jessica wrote:Fess: I've never bought condoms.

I had a long and involved dream about going to a women's centre and acquiring birth control in the form of the Pill last night. I think my subconscious wants me to have sex, and doesn't trust the free condoms I could get at uni.
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Postby garren101 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:47 am UTC

Jessica wrote:Fess: I've never bought condoms.

Don't worry you're not the only one.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby smw543 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:52 am UTC

The veneer is peeling. And by veneer, I mean my sanity. On nights that I do sleep, it's often for less than three hours. And every medication that I've found in the past to be effective for helping me sleep is metabolized hepatically, which means I'd have to risk thoroughly nuking my liver (not really an option, and a godawful way to go, by the way) or lessening one of my other meds, though this could prove to be the acetone that dissolves my grip on the oak paneling. And assuming I'm parsing that metaphor correctly, that would be a bad thing. Also, having swine flu probably isn't helping any.

I don't know which is worse, that I'm not at all bothered about posting this on an open forum, or that I'm just doing so because I'm bored.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

Jessica wrote:Fess: I've never bought condoms.

Me neither. Why bother if you can get them free? [/scottish tight-fistedness]
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Postby Armadillo Al » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:38 pm UTC

King of Frogs wrote:Me neither. Why bother if you can get them free? [/scottish tight-fistedness]

Fess: I'm sure there's a joke here, but I have no idea what it is for the same reason that I've never bought a condom either.
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Postby King of Frogs » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:39 pm UTC

Fess: Oh god I just got that. Meant it in the scrooge-ey way... :shock:
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Pez Dispens3r » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:45 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Pez Dispens3r wrote:Confession: I was having one or two drinks last night and used the word "ghey" in the pejorative sense at least twice. Which annoyed me, because I was trying not to. And I had the gall to get all stiff about it when other people did it.

What sort of penance do you do for that?
Dunno. I think it works like this.

Step 1 - realizing you say it and hating yourself when you do.
Step 2 - catching yourself before you say it and instead, saying what you mean - bad, terrible, awful, etc.
Step 3 - No longer saying it or even thinking it.
Step 4 - ???
Step 5 - Nitrogen-powered Jetcars. I know that makes no sense. But that's what'll happen. Tell everyone. Nitrogen-powered Jetcars if we stop using that word as a pejorative. And teleporters.

Somewhere in there you work in chewing out other people, but I'm not quite sure where or when.

Well I thought I'd got as far as step 3 until last Friday. Aparently I'm back to square one. I'll try, though. I really really want that nitrogen-powered jetcar.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Woodsman » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:19 am UTC

Confession/Question:
There used to be a girl in my class, in High School. She was unpopular, and frankly, unsympathetic, and I had a lot of trouble even talking to her, but I did anyway. I used to have long talks with her, so that way, she wouldn't feel all that unwanted. Truth of the matter is that I could hardly stand her (she had an autistic disorder too, which made her prone to outbursts of rage or depression, all the while being completely impossible to communicate with).
Does that make me a horrible person, because I pretended to like her, or a nice guy, for the same reason? (btw: I wasn't giving her false hopes in that way, I think. It was just being friendly)

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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:32 am UTC

You acted selflessly for another's gain, more or less. Probably a good thing. Also, you're concerned that what you did may or may not have been right. Also probably a good thing. FWIW, I had a friend (?) something like that is high school, and talking to them some time later, it had a real positive influence on their life, and knowing that I wasn't always 100% enthused about it didn't change that for them. So, in short, I think it makes you a nice guy?


Edit - Whoa, how did this turn into this thread? Moved other stuff elsewhere.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Gojoe » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:12 am UTC

I'm in love.
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Postby suffer-cait » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:23 am UTC

awwwwwww
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Zohar » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:24 am UTC

That is awesome and heartwarming.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Gojoe » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:50 am UTC

It is pretty awesome :)
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Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby bigglesworth » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:10 pm UTC

Serious confession:

One of my lecturers is the spitting image of 'the jew' as depicted on Nazi propaganda posters... the waist, nose, beard, glasses... they all fit.

Now I can't think of anything else for a few seconds after seeing him, and every time think to myself "Oh god... they should send me off to Nuremburg and hang me".

Arg.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Jessica » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:27 pm UTC

I'm also in love.
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Postby Aetia » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:18 pm UTC

Confession: Yesterday was my birthday and a lot of my friends didn't wish me happy birthday. People I thought for sure would. People who have more than one way of contacting me. People who updated their status on facebook and commented on other people's statuses throughout the day, so it wasn't a question of them being too busy.
Stuff like this always make me wonder what people really feel about me.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Decker » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:33 pm UTC

Confession: Since I've started my job of testing printers and copiers two months ago, I've use up about three or four trees by myself.

However, I do recycle everything I use
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Postby garren101 » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:03 pm UTC

Aetia wrote:Confession: Yesterday was my birthday and a lot of my friends didn't wish me happy birthday. People I thought for sure would. People who have more than one way of contacting me. People who updated their status on facebook and commented on other people's statuses throughout the day, so it wasn't a question of them being too busy.
Stuff like this always make me wonder what people really feel about me.

I feel the exact same way about my friends. I especially feel that they only keep me around when they want/need me, but never the other way around.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby charliepanayi » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:41 pm UTC

Aside from stretches of my third year at university, the last 6 weeks have been the worst time period of my life to date.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Chfan » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:57 pm UTC

I am not in love...Bleurgh.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Postby crucialityfactor » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:20 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:I'm in love.


Actually this is kinda creepy...cause he's talking about me.

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Postby Gojoe » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:24 am UTC

crucialityfactor wrote:
Gojoe wrote:I'm in love.
Actually this is kinda creepy...cause he's talking about me.
It is true. I am deeply in love with you... honeymuffin.


I am actually talking about the amazingly awesome hermaj :)
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Postby Sungura » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:44 am UTC

Ha! Well good then, CF is all mine now.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Jesse » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:05 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:
crucialityfactor wrote:
Gojoe wrote:I'm in love.
Actually this is kinda creepy...cause he's talking about me.
It is true. I am deeply in love with you... honeymuffin.


I am actually talking about the amazingly awesome hermaj :)


I don't know that hermaj. I know an Australian one, but she gets disqualified from ebing amazingly awesome on account of being a convict.

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Postby Meowgan » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:38 am UTC

Hermaj and I are the same person. That's why you never see us in the same place.
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Postby ACU-LP » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:02 am UTC

Chfan wrote:I am not in love...Bleurgh.
I am, but she isn't.
Meowgan wrote:Hermaj and I are the same person. That's why you never see us in the same place.
I can totally attest to this fact.
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Postby Gojoe » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:50 am UTC

Meowgan wrote:Hermaj and I are the same person. That's why you never see us in the same place.
:o :o :o
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Zohar » Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:38 pm UTC

Gojoe wrote:
Meowgan wrote:Hermaj and I are the same person. That's why you never see us in the same place.
:o :o :o

I know! How can so much awesome be concentrated in one place?!
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Chfan » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:23 pm UTC

It would cause a deadly awesome fission reaction, destroying the entire country/countries!
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby bigglesworth » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:35 pm UTC

It would take a pretty huge nuclear explosion to affect more than one country from the Australian mainland. Earth's orbit-big.
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Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:48 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:It would take a pretty huge nuclear explosion to affect more than one country from the Australian mainland. Earth's orbit-big.
Well, the fallout would eventually affect other places, if only in a small way.
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Postby Baldur » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:23 pm UTC

I'm a bit of an unintentional ass sometimes. I hate that about myself.
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