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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Gordon » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

Confession: That's what she said.
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RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:15 pm UTC

Confession: I just had to explain to my ex's best friend the concept of a blowjob and the whole spit/swallow thing... and my ex could've done it since she learned from experience, if you know what I mean *nudge nudge.*
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Belial » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:16 pm UTC

.....how old are you?
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Gordon » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:17 pm UTC

Are you asking in Raptor years or human years?
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RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:27 pm UTC

Belial, she (the friend) just turned 15. My age is irrelevant to this and therefore shall remain mysterious to a limited extent.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Belial » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:28 pm UTC

Belial, she (the friend) just turned 15.


Fair. That was more what I was driving at anyway.

She was 15 and still didn't know that?

Madness.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Shabooty » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:30 pm UTC

Confession: The tacos we are having for dinner tonight are filling my every thought.

With deliciousness.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:38 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
Belial, she (the friend) just turned 15.


Fair. That was more what I was driving at anyway.

She was 15 and still didn't know that?

Madness.

Madness?
THIS IS SUBURBIA!!!
Considering who her friends are and the area we all grew up in it really isn't surprising to me. After all I went from absolutely no sexual experience (never seen a woman naked/shirtless) to losing my virginity at the age of 15 all within a couple months and I'm actually on the cutting edge of sexual experience outside the group of people who do illegal drugs etc..
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Gordon » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

I've said it once I've said it a thousand times.

Drugs leads to sex.

Sex leads to rock and roll.

damn hippies.
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RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby d33p » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:45 pm UTC

Gordon wrote:I've said it once I've said it a thousand times.

Drugs leads to sex.

Sex leads to rock and roll.

damn gypsypiraterockstars.


Fix'd.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby gmalivuk » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:46 pm UTC

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Hey now, my advice was for a different situation. I accept no blame (or reward) for people using my advice in unintended ways.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:07 pm UTC

persephonester wrote:I was 19. He was 32, and married. He obviously was not after my personality.


Wait... did you know he was married? That kind of makes you an adulterer.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby b.i.o » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:12 pm UTC

I just saw baby-back ribs written somewhere online and my immediate unconscious action was to switch the position of the hyphen so that it read baby back-ribs.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby persephonester » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:58 pm UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:
persephonester wrote:I was 19. He was 32, and married. He obviously was not after my personality.


Wait... did you know he was married? That kind of makes you an adulterer.


Confession: I was an adulteress.

Another confession: I now have a wonderful, unmarried, no kids, drinking- and drug-free, major-disorder-free, adorable boyfriend. I (really think I) don't deserve him, and I live in perpetual fear of the day he realizes it.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:11 am UTC

persephonester wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:
persephonester wrote:I was 19. He was 32, and married. He obviously was not after my personality.


Wait... did you know he was married? That kind of makes you an adulterer.


Confession: I was an adulteress.

Another confession: I now have a wonderful, unmarried, no kids, drinking- and drug-free, major-disorder-free, adorable boyfriend. I (really think I) don't deserve him, and I live in perpetual fear of the day he realizes it.


Are you saying that there is something wrong with having a disorder? Keep in mind that a good amount of people on these fora have one.

You are sounding worse with each post.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby gmalivuk » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:17 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:Are you saying that there is something wrong with having a disorder? Keep in mind that a good amount of people on these fora have one.

You are sounding worse with each post.

She's saying that going out with someone who has one can be extremely difficult, was my reading of it. And in saying that, she's absolutely correct.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby bluebambue » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:22 am UTC

Confession: it took me about a month to realize it was xkCd instead of xkDc. :oops:

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby persephonester » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:37 am UTC

gmalivuk wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:Are you saying that there is something wrong with having a disorder? Keep in mind that a good amount of people on these fora have one.

You are sounding worse with each post.

She's saying that going out with someone who has one can be extremely difficult, was my reading of it. And in saying that, she's absolutely correct.


Thanks gmalivuk. KicktheCAN, there's nothing wrong with having one. I'm diagnosed bipolar. That's pretty much why I did the ridiculous things I've confessed. I've also dated people with serious disorders, which led to some extremely destructive scenes. I'm happy to find someone without a major one, since I have just stabilized my life, but can't always be counted on to stabilize his, too.

I'm sorry that I sound bad in posts. Maybe that I explained a bit, I sound better. :)

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:52 am UTC

Confession 1: I hate the magic smoke. HATE.

Confession 2: Confession 1 is only true because of my parents, who I hate.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:03 am UTC

persephonester wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:She's saying that going out with someone who has one can be extremely difficult, was my reading of it. And in saying that, she's absolutely correct.


Thanks gmalivuk. KicktheCAN, there's nothing wrong with having one. I'm diagnosed bipolar. That's pretty much why I did the ridiculous things I've confessed. I've also dated people with serious disorders, which led to some extremely destructive scenes. I'm happy to find someone without a major one, since I have just stabilized my life, but can't always be counted on to stabilize his, too.

I'm sorry that I sound bad in posts. Maybe that I explained a bit, I sound better. :)


Alright, you are forgiven... for now.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Ishindri » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:04 am UTC

Confession: I am currently displeased with the fora. It ate my post.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Kineticka » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:19 am UTC

Confession: I know exactly what I need to say, and how I'm going to say it, for my assignment paper. I just can't get the motivation to get it onto paper.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby xooll » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:34 am UTC

Confession: I think somewhat less of one of my professors for giving me a good grade because I know that I don't deserve it. My paper was poorly structured and meandering, and he called it "elegant."
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby d33p » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:36 am UTC

Confession: I'm fucking done with fascinating over the unattainable.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Clerria » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:48 am UTC

your problem is labelling something as unattainable in the first place!

without that label, why would you care?
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby d33p » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:57 am UTC

That's not a label I affixed voluntarily. That's a label she adopted over time, due to circumstance, then due to choice. Fuck it. I need an emotional on/off switch.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby xndrew » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:07 am UTC

Confession: A new friend of mine was trying to keep me from going to class today. She did so by sucking on my neck, nibbling on my ear, and reaching her hand down a little lower than my hips and above my thighs.

I went to class.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Unbeknown » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:08 am UTC

d33p wrote:Fuck it. I need an emotional on/off switch.

When you find one, could you send me a copy?

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:11 am UTC

Unbeknown wrote:
d33p wrote:Fuck it. I need an emotional on/off switch.

When you find one, could you send me a copy?



I call dibs.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:13 am UTC

d33p wrote:That's not a label I affixed voluntarily. That's a label she adopted over time, due to circumstance, then due to choice. Fuck it. I need an emotional on/off switch.


You can borrow mine but I have to warn you; it occasionally glitches and can change positions rapidly and abruptly if not cycled regularly.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby d33p » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:15 am UTC

As soon as cybernetics become commonplace, I'm volunteering up at Cornell for some serious neuron blockage. You all can come along and watch.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:18 am UTC

d33p wrote:As soon as cybernetics become commonplace, I'm volunteering up at Cornell for some serious neuron blockage. You all can come along and watch.


Nonono, don't do that, your Neurons play multiple roles, by blocking off some emotions, you might inhibit the neurons that also contribute to pleasure or your mathematical abilities.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby d33p » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:20 am UTC

Pshaw. I'm literary, not mathematical... not much, anyway. Secondarily, your reply reminds me of the reasons my bandmates gave for persuading me NOT to go to therapy.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Cowboy » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:25 am UTC

It's true, he writes much better when he's agnsty.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Verator » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:26 am UTC

Actually, it's based of the fact that the neurons in your brain work in networks to process thought, and many of the networks used for certain functions overlap. Example: Let's say you use 50 Neurons to read a novel, and 60 for processing mathematic equations, and 80 for the functions of pleasure. 20 of the neurons for the pleasure, probably are also taken by either mathematics or reading, and about 5 of those by all 3. However, remove a single one of those, and the neural capabilities of the sections are harmed. Now, imagine this on a much much larger scale with every single function of your body. Inhibiting the neurons for attraction and love, might also switch off your ability to have empathy to an extent, and harm other thought processes.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby pollywog » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:29 am UTC

d33p wrote:Fuck it. I need an emotional on/off switch.


I have one of them, except I don't control it. It's sort of stuck on off right now, but tomorrow it might be on Turbo. That's not a fun time for anyone.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby d33p » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:30 am UTC

At least for right now, wanna trade?
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:31 am UTC

Confession: I just realized I'd probably work myself to death for a smile and a "thanks [my name]"

But I can't do charity without that...
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:38 am UTC

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby cytoplasmiswierd » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:46 am UTC

I did like Gage but I'm ttly over him....My home life is HELL!


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