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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:00 pm UTC

Confession: I wish getting into relationships was harder so I would be too lazy and spare myself the emotional strain that results.

Edit: I'm embarrassed that this confession started a new page.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby rxninja » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:17 pm UTC

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Dravik » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:55 pm UTC

@marching in 40°F weather: I'd have worn gloves in anything colder than 65°F. (plus the 40°F probably didn't include wind chill.)

@WoW: I froze my WoW account last month, Nov. 20th is the final day. I can't really say I miss it either. I might restart it when the next expansion comes out, but I kind of doubt it.
Semi-Confession: I have three level 70's in WoW, but only because it's not hard to get there. (Rogue, Druid, and Warlock)

@City of Heroes: I kind of miss playing that. I think my illusion controller is level 45 or something. I really like my controller's costume.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:10 am UTC

Haha, Confession: I hate my mother so much it actually is funny. She was screaming at me and I could not stop laughing; she is such a bitch.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby functionally_stupid » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:25 am UTC

That Verator. He's always insensitiveizing on the goddamn fora. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO COLD, BABY?

Edit: Darn it. Mods. Now I make even less sense than before. Wait, that might be a good thing. Umm...

>.>

<.<

Confession: I used to read the alt.gothic posts, and then they got into a gigantic catfight because someone said something about rape and someone's feelings got hurt and oh *lord* did they yammer on for hundreds of posts.

I didn't quite understand why the discussion continued even after my helpful "Rape: It's bad" interjection. I thought I had solved the problem.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:27 am UTC

Dravik wrote:@marching in 40°F weather: I'd have worn gloves in anything colder than 65°F. (plus the 40°F probably didn't include wind chill.)

Holy weather-wussitude, Batman! It was snowing when I went for lunch today, and I'm still wearing T-shirts.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Verator » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:29 am UTC

Confession: I think Kick has finally snapped, and needs to call child services..
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:35 am UTC

Verator wrote:Confession: I think Kick has finally snapped, and needs to call child services..


You AIM guys worry too much. I am fine. :mrgreen:
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:40 am UTC

Yea... he's gone. When they stop saying they aren't insane and start saying they're fine it's because they've forgotten what it's like to not be insane.

For the record I'm fine ;)
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:41 am UTC

Confession: My biography could double as a psych. text on superiority complexes.

Also fine! We can be fine together!
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:45 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:Confession: My biography could double as a psych. text on superiority complexes.

Also fine! We can be fine together!


If we fuse together we can nullify each other's complexes therefore becoming normal!

Fusion Ha!
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby functionally_stupid » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:48 am UTC

Hooray for being fine, indeed. *smiles creepily* I'm fiiiiiine....

Edit: Oh me yarm DBZ?
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:49 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:If we fuse together we can nullify each other's complexes therefore becoming normal!

Not conjoined-twin-style, I hope.
And my complex does not allow me to fuse with inferior people (read: everyone).
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:49 am UTC

By your powers combined, we are KicktheAlphabird4cron.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:52 am UTC

Thunderbird4! wrote:KicktheAlphabird4cron.

That actually sounds pretty cool. Megazord-esque.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Verator » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:08 am UTC

Confession: I think I'm wanted to and needing to be away from the fora for a while and to axe my sarcastic tendencies.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:10 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:
Thunderbird4! wrote:KicktheAlphabird4cron.

That actually sounds pretty cool. Megazord-esque.

I'm glad someone else thinks so. I spent quite a piece of time coming up with it.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:22 am UTC

Thunderbird4! wrote:KicktheAlphabird4cron.


With our combined powers we shall control the world!

Or at least the arcade down the street.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:32 am UTC

We should get matching titles: "KicktheAlphabird4cron - Part x" where x is a number from 1 to 3
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:47 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:We should get matching titles: "KicktheAlphabird4cron - Part x" where x is a number from 1 to 3


You are a genius!!!
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:07 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:You are a genius!!!

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I say we decide the numbers by join date.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Thunderbird4! » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:25 am UTC

Indeed. By join date it'd almost be in the order that we came up with it. Though I do kind of like my current title/avatar combination.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:28 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:You are a genius!!!

sigged!
I say we decide the numbers by join date.


I say we decide the numbers by me being #1 and you two fighting over #2.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:35 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:I say we decide the numbers by me being #1 and you two fighting over #2.

I say "Fuck you." Oh, that's right. What now!?
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Gem » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:55 am UTC

Confession: I am in the shittiest, world-hatingest mood. Which sucks, because I just finished high school and should be celebrating freedom. And also our leaver's plans are totally fucked up. :(

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby KicktheCAN » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:55 am UTC

Alpha Omicron wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:I say we decide the numbers by me being #1 and you two fighting over #2.

I say "Fuck you." Oh, that's right. What now!?


Well I did initiate the fusion so it is only fair.
And I am holding this taser.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Alpha Omicron » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:56 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:Well I did initiate the fusion so it is only fair.
And I am holding this taser.

Yeah, but I'm better than you. So there.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby xndrew » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:06 am UTC

Confession: Cara's right, I usually post when drunk, like now, and I usually talk about me being a dick, because I usually feel like one.

Confession part 2: I love all of you.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Angelene » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:09 am UTC

xndrew wrote:Confession: Cara's right, I usually post when drunk, like now, and I usually talk about me being a dick, because I usually feel like one.

Confession part 2: I love all of you.



Confession : I'm ever so pleasantly drunk tonight, a night of dinner and cocktails...fyi, chocolate martinis are sex in a glass.

Oh, and Cara is always right.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby latch.r.ite » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:42 am UTC

Confession: My ex wants to get back together. I am sooooo happy right now.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Kineticka » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:49 am UTC

Gem wrote:Confession: I am in the shittiest, world-hatingest mood. Which sucks, because I just finished high school and should be celebrating freedom. And also our leaver's plans are totally fucked up. :(


:( You're too lovely to be in a shitty mood. *hugs*

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Gem » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:09 am UTC

Thanks :) I blame girlweek. I feel better now, after doing a ballet class.

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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Vandole » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:26 am UTC

Confession: I'm losing mah voice. It's entirely my fault - I was rocking out perhaps a little too intensely to Paint It Black.

Confession: I just want to hold her and pretend nothing else matters.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Clerria » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:39 am UTC

Confession:

Scary financial hole = dug out!
Debt = still paying off, but on time and without stressing so much
Days off = what? when!

??? = Profit!

I know I mixed that up, and I'm ok with that.

(I guess what I'm trying to say is that it's 3:30am again, I just got home from a 16 hour work day, and I'm pissed that no one's online to talk to. But I'm happy that I brought home lots of money and today was also payday at my regular job, so I can pay off the last of my overdue debts! warm fuzzies.)
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Ketzerei » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:38 pm UTC

Confession: Apparently (if my dreams are to be believed) I'm feeling abandoned/left behind, despite the fact that I'm the one who left them.
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Postby Cheese » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:22 pm UTC

Ketzerei wrote:Confession: Apparently (if my dreams are to be believed) I'm feeling abandoned/left behind, despite the fact that I'm the one who left them.
Stuff the dreams. They only come to you because they feel abandoned/left behind.

Confession: I really want to help someone in a major way today, but can't think of any useful way to do so.
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Dxh » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:56 pm UTC

CONFESSION: I've been away from XKCD Fora for WAY too long.

CONFESSION: I have a rather large and important Circuit Analysis Test on Monday, and I should be studying.

CONFESSION: I'm not.
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Re: Confession: I change post subjects

Postby Akira » Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:39 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:Confession: I really want to help someone in a major way today, but can't think of any useful way to do so.
Anyone in particular, or you just want to be helpful? Random acts of kindness are often helpful. Just do something nice. Take two dollars worth of dimes, and go down a row of parking meters. Anytime you come across one running low, pop a dime in. Things like that, you know?
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Re: Confessional Thread

Postby Clerria » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:47 pm UTC

I would like dinner. You could buy me dinner. <3 That'd be a major help
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Re: Confession: I change post subjects

Postby Dravik » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:54 pm UTC

Akira wrote:Anyone in particular, or you just want to be helpful? Random acts of kindness are often helpful. Just do something nice. Take two dollars worth of dimes, and go down a row of parking meters. Anytime you come across one running low, pop a dime in. Things like that, you know?


In most cities/states in the U.S.A., that's actually illegal to do.


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