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Re: Confessional Thread - Nobody expects the mouldy insertion!

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:52 pm UTC

Confession: i just got student of the month. And they brought me my reward. Heh, I was dead asleep in class the lady stood over me calling meh name for like 5 or 10 minutes.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Nobody expects the mouldy insertion!

Postby Jessica » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:04 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:Confession: I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.

People need to learn to play this game properly.
I've been cheating like a professional for 4 years.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby thefiddler » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:17 pm UTC

Confession: "404: Confession Not Found"
Made me laugh.
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Oh, and also, confession: I'm sick. :(

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Aleril » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:18 pm UTC

thefiddler wrote:Oh, and also, confession: I'm sick. :(



Aww.. Hope you get better.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Echodork » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:22 pm UTC

I just wanted to post on page 404.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

Confession: Sometimes I understood Eddy Allan Poe too well.

Confession: I just saw the bananas mention 'something about being branded'. I giggled madly for several moments before realizing how hard that must be for people to understand.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mecks » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

Confession: I've developed a creepy fixation with my new iPod Nano. It's my first ever MP3 player, but I'm starting to take creepy to whole new gollum-esque levels. Even if I'm not going to listen to music, I take it with me - just so it doesn't sit unprotected in my room.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Fossa » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:56 pm UTC

Ipod nanos are precious. I like the older generation more though, personally.

Confession: I filled out a 9th job ap for Boeing only this time I said "The hell with it" and was a cocky son of a bitch on my resume rather than going with a standard resume. Sick and tired of being "Under consideration" for >3 months for the other jobs. I *really* want a job with them in the Seattle area, though now I'm just really curious to see how they react to that resume.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby ThorFluff » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:09 pm UTC

Confession:
I'm feeling content and generally good, been working hard in my apartment today...
I feel like i suddenly have allot less to say in this thread :P
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby yet another one » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:14 pm UTC

Confession: It is friday, I sit in font of my computer and google for "habtm screencast" (has_and_belongs_to_many (RoR)). I don't own a MacBook Pro and I neither like coffee nor Starbucks, therefore I have no real life.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Upsilon » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:33 pm UTC

Confession: I often turn phrases into acronyms to see if they spell something.
22/M/USA
age/sex/location
Spoiler:
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Geekthras » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:02 pm UTC

I also want to post on page 404.
But, to make this meaningful:
Confession: ..... crap....
um....
I may have forgotten how to solve a Rubik's cube...
Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:04 pm UTC

Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby yet another one » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:06 pm UTC

Mandiful wrote:Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:
Seems to be a common problem.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

yet another one wrote:
Mandiful wrote:Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:
Seems to be a common problem.


Too true.
I resent the fact I went all girly-schmirly about the whole thing, though.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Nobody expects the mouldy insertion!

Postby Seven » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:11 pm UTC

Gharbad wrote:
Cheese wrote:Confession: I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.
People need to learn to play this game properly.
I've been cheating like a professional for 4 years.

GAME NOT FOUND
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:12 pm UTC

Dammit!
Now I lost twenty dollars and my self respect!
I hope you're happy.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Torvaun » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:14 pm UTC

Mandiful wrote:Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:

Could be worse. You could have fallen in love with me. I'm pretty much the worst choice out there of the subset "Is not a felon".
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:15 pm UTC

Torvaun wrote:
Mandiful wrote:Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:

Could be worse. You could have fallen in love with me. I'm pretty much the worst choice out there of the subset "Is not a felon".


Prove it.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:16 pm UTC

ThorFluff wrote:Confession:
I'm feeling content and generally good, been working hard in my apartment today...
I feel like i suddenly have allot less to say in this thread :P


Confession: I like to quote people . . . :)

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Kikral » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

Confession: I'm getting dreadlocks tomorrow :D

I also wanted to just post on page 404
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Aleril » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:30 pm UTC

Confession: I didnt realize this was page 404 when I posted, but woo hoo.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Torvaun » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:33 pm UTC

Mandiful wrote:
Torvaun wrote:
Mandiful wrote:Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:

Could be worse. You could have fallen in love with me. I'm pretty much the worst choice out there of the subset "Is not a felon".


Prove it.

I am a cold, uncaring individual. I consider most emotion distracting at best, with my normal perception somewhere around needless. I am incredibly arrogant and egotistical, and do not hesitate to lie about the slightest things. I am prone to seizing upon random thoughts in the middle of conversation, and will then stop listening to the other person while I pursue my new train of thought. You will only find out about this when you stop talking, and find that I have no idea what was just said. I nitpick. I will interrupt you to correct your word use. My idea of humor is sarcastic and biting, and applied to everyone around me. I am a severe introvert, and will likely consider your existing friends a waste of time. I will likely still encourage you to spend plenty of time with them, however, because it lessens my responsibility to you. I am generally lazy, and more than a little paranoid.

I also have good traits, but I can't imagine that they even begin to make up for this list.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby the Cow » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:39 pm UTC

Torvaun wrote:I am a cold, uncaring individual. I consider most emotion distracting at best, with my normal perception somewhere around needless. I am incredibly arrogant and egotistical, and do not hesitate to lie about the slightest things. I am prone to seizing upon random thoughts in the middle of conversation, and will then stop listening to the other person while I pursue my new train of thought. You will only find out about this when you stop talking, and find that I have no idea what was just said. I nitpick. I will interrupt you to correct your word use. My idea of humor is sarcastic and biting, and applied to everyone around me. I am a severe introvert, and will likely consider your existing friends a waste of time. I will likely still encourage you to spend plenty of time with them, however, because it lessens my responsibility to you. I am generally lazy, and more than a little paranoid.

I also have good traits, but I can't imagine that they even begin to make up for this list.


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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Aleril » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:41 pm UTC

Torvaun wrote:I am a cold, uncaring individual. I consider most emotion distracting at best, with my normal perception somewhere around needless. I am incredibly arrogant and egotistical, and do not hesitate to lie about the slightest things. I am prone to seizing upon random thoughts in the middle of conversation, and will then stop listening to the other person while I pursue my new train of thought. You will only find out about this when you stop talking, and find that I have no idea what was just said. I nitpick. I will interrupt you to correct your word use. My idea of humor is sarcastic and biting, and applied to everyone around me. I am a severe introvert, and will likely consider your existing friends a waste of time. I will likely still encourage you to spend plenty of time with them, however, because it lessens my responsibility to you. I am generally lazy, and more than a little paranoid.

I also have good traits, but I can't imagine that they even begin to make up for this list.


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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Berengal » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:47 pm UTC

Torvaun wrote:I am a cold, uncaring individual. I consider most emotion distracting at best, with my normal perception somewhere around needless. I am incredibly arrogant and egotistical, and do not hesitate to lie about the slightest things. I am prone to seizing upon random thoughts in the middle of conversation, and will then stop listening to the other person while I pursue my new train of thought. You will only find out about this when you stop talking, and find that I have no idea what was just said. I nitpick. I will interrupt you to correct your word use. My idea of humor is sarcastic and biting, and applied to everyone around me. I am a severe introvert, and will likely consider your existing friends a waste of time. I will likely still encourage you to spend plenty of time with them, however, because it lessens my responsibility to you. I am generally lazy, and more than a little paranoid.

I also have good traits, but I can't imagine that they even begin to make up for this list.

Sound like me when I was 16.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:49 pm UTC

Torvaun wrote:
Mandiful wrote:
Torvaun wrote:
Mandiful wrote:Confession: I fell in love with him and I promised myself I wouldn't. :cry:

Could be worse. You could have fallen in love with me. I'm pretty much the worst choice out there of the subset "Is not a felon".


Prove it.

I am a cold, uncaring individual. I consider most emotion distracting at best, with my normal perception somewhere around needless. I am incredibly arrogant and egotistical, and do not hesitate to lie about the slightest things. I am prone to seizing upon random thoughts in the middle of conversation, and will then stop listening to the other person while I pursue my new train of thought. You will only find out about this when you stop talking, and find that I have no idea what was just said. I nitpick. I will interrupt you to correct your word use. My idea of humor is sarcastic and biting, and applied to everyone around me. I am a severe introvert, and will likely consider your existing friends a waste of time. I will likely still encourage you to spend plenty of time with them, however, because it lessens my responsibility to you. I am generally lazy, and more than a little paranoid.

I also have good traits, but I can't imagine that they even begin to make up for this list.


I've dated worse.
XD

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby SoapyHobo » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:01 pm UTC

Confession: I haven't seen any of my friends since a few weeks before christmas. I feel rather lonely, and bored.

Confession#2: I also wanted to post on page 404
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby NightStar » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:03 pm UTC

Confession: If I go to grad school, it'll be in business instead of my engineering major, and it'll be because I wasn't able to get an internship or job with my engineering major.

Oh, and confession 2: I have a huge mental block about calling members of the opposite sex, even if I'm not attracted to them. I know it's ridiculous, but I can't seem to overcome it.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Cheese » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:17 pm UTC

Confession: Now that it's been brought to my attention that this is page 404, I really have to post even though I don't have much to confess... I should probably try and think of something.

Confession: I've been on thefunniest and bestthing for the past two hours, and before that I was playing the falling sand game...
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Celestial » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:21 pm UTC

Confession : I am a hopeless romantic and wish to find my prince charming and I believe in a thing called fate

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Sartorius » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

Confession: I just got a piece of mail that is probably connected to a scam, but I want to call the number just to find out wth they want me to "pick up." I want to be funny about it too, but I'm not funny enough.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

Celestial wrote:Confession : I am a hopeless romantic and wish to find my prince charming and I believe in a thing called fate


Us Ontarian girls are really hopeless romantics, huh?

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Mandiful » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

Sartorius wrote:Confession: I just got a piece of mail that is probably connected to a scam, but I want to call the number just to find out wth they want me to "pick up." I want to be funny about it too, but I'm not funny enough.


PS: I love your Totoro-related avatar. <3

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Sartorius » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:26 pm UTC

^_^ Thank you.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Nobody expects the mouldy insertion!

Postby JayDee » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:29 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:Confession: I didnt realize this was page 404 when I posted, but woo hoo.
Again, I was wondering why this thread had so many replies, and there is a numerological answer. Sigh. Then again, there were four five! posts made in the time it took me to write this...
Mecks wrote:Confession: I've developed a creepy fixation with my new iPod Nano. It's my first ever MP3 player, but I'm starting to take creepy to whole new gollum-esque levels. Even if I'm not going to listen to music, I take it with me - just so it doesn't sit unprotected in my room.
Confession: I've carried earphones (without the mp3 player) around and worn them, just so people don't talk to me.
parkaboy wrote:confession: if i knew i could get away with it, there are people i could/would kill and not think twice about.
I often imagine what the world would be like if I could just shoot people who pissed me off. Not something that I'd do, but over-the-top punishment amuses me greatly.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Celestial » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:32 pm UTC

Mandiful wrote:
Celestial wrote:Confession : I am a hopeless romantic and wish to find my prince charming and I believe in a thing called fate


Us Ontarian girls are really hopeless romantics, huh?


Its because we live in Canada.. the good men are gone lol

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Trina » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:48 pm UTC

confession: i feel guilty for being angry with my parents.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby Kithplana » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:56 pm UTC

Upsilon wrote:Confession: I often turn phrases into acronyms to see if they spell something.

Confession: IOTPIATSITSS.

Oh well.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Not Found

Postby SecondTalon » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:10 am UTC

Berengal wrote:I'm sloppy with the quote tags


Yes you are.
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