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Re: Re:

Postby xndrew » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:11 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:
Jesse wrote:I like wrestling.

Even though it's pretty gay.


Its only gay if the balls touch.

Luckily, this also applies to sex.

Edit for confession: Umm, I usually develop crushes just so I can ignore them and pine because actually taking action usually sucks but pretending is fun and easy? Not really?

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby wing » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:52 pm UTC

411 pages of confessions. This sure as hell is one *GUILTY* bunch of people.

Confession: I feel guilty about things that no amount of catharsis will rid my psyche of.
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Re: Re:

Postby SecondTalon » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:03 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:
Aleril wrote:
Jesse wrote:I like wrestling. Even though it's pretty gay.

Its only gay if the balls touch.

Luckily, this also applies to sex.


You know, I was going to reply something to Aleril's post.. but xndrew pretty much topped anything I could have said.

Good show.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Pandercolour » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:07 pm UTC

Confession: I woke up in a strange bed today, in someone else's house. I had no idea where I was so I ran away.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby xndrew » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:21 pm UTC

Pandercolour wrote:Confession: I woke up in a strange bed today, in someone else's house. I had no idea where I was so I ran away.

Excessive drinking? Somnabulist? Other drugs?

Confession: This has happened to me more than once.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:06 pm UTC

Confession: Falling asleep with my head at one end of the bed and waking up and its at the other scares the life out of me.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Belial » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:11 pm UTC

Pshht. I used to wake up in strange parts of the house. I'd go to sleep on the bed, wake up on the couch, go to bed on the couch, wake up in the bathtub, etcetera
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby ZeroSum » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:17 pm UTC

I used to toss and turn in my sleep. We had a bunk bed and I always demanded to sleep on the top bunk. The side against the wall had no railing and we had baseboard heating. I'd wake up beneath the bed or in the middle of the room practically every night.

I have no idea why my mom kept letting me sleep on the top. Maybe I'll ask her tonight. If I remember.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Azrael » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

ZeroSum wrote:I have no idea why my mom kept letting me sleep on the top. Maybe I'll ask her tonight. If I remember.


She wanted to test how good your 'learn to not die' instincts were.


Evidently the answer was "not very"?

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Belial » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:28 pm UTC

I'd say he did okay. He's still alive
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Azrael » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:31 pm UTC

Belial wrote:I'd say he did okay. He's still alive

But what if one night he fell asleep near the edge of an *actual cliff*? :wink:

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Belial » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:33 pm UTC

I'd say that deciding whether to fall asleep next to the cliff would be where your "learn to not die" skills would come in handy.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Azrael » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

Fair enough.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby ZeroSum » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:44 pm UTC

I've always wanted to go on a multi-day rock climb. The type where you sleep in sleeping bags and tents that are hung up on the mountain.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby El Senor Fruit Swing » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:03 pm UTC

ZeroSum wrote:I've always wanted to go on a multi-day rock climb. The type where you sleep in sleeping bags and tents that are hung up on the mountain.



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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby vrek » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:11 pm UTC

Confession - Im letting my unrequited love of my life move into my house.
Confession - I know this is a bad decision from a selfish standpoint but I really am not able to say no(its either she lives with me, a abusive BF or the streets).
Confession - The main purpose of this is really to show off my title.
Confession - I hope Theo posts next so that they two title are right next to eachother(you'll see why).
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby TigerX » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:15 pm UTC

Confession: I've rather lost track of my life at this point. I basically wander day to day fulfilling the tasks that seem important at any give time. I don't know if this is the result of my mental state or the cause of it.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Berengal » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:29 pm UTC

When I was a kid I enjoyed falling out of the top bunk.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby null » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:32 pm UTC

Confession: I'm secretly an emo.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby SilentSigil » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:43 pm UTC

Bah! Back in MY day we ENJOYED falling off the top bunk. It was the only entertainment we had. We didn't have those fancy Atari things or that other...electronic...dealimajigger.

yeah, I'm 20, so I'm having a hard time faking this one. I was pushed off the top bunk once... it sucked :p

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby firer » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:46 pm UTC

ZeroSum wrote:We had a bunk bed...

Confession: *Always* wanted to sleep at the top bunk of a bunk bed. Never did it. Must be so cool to wake up and see "the world" from "above".
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby ZeroSum » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:55 pm UTC

Bunk beds are excellent when you wish to make a sheet and blanket fortress.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby The Spherical Cow » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

Bunk-bed related confession(/story): When I was younger and I slept on the top of a bunk, I used to wake up kind of early and lean over the side of the bed to speak to my little brother who slept on the bottom.

One time when I was seven, I was doing this and leaned too far. Except, instead of falling straight out the bed, I kind of grabbed on and ended up front flipping off and smacking me face off the underside of the top bunk.

Later on when my parents came in to get me up for school, half my face was swollen up. And I tried to pretend I'd no idea how it had happened.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Cheese » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:14 pm UTC

Confession: this is my most frequently visited thread. I could really do with sorting things out.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby aetherson » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:16 pm UTC

I secretly think that the change in the forum default for those that aren't logged in is a plot to track and end my anonymous forum browsing habits...
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby xndrew » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

Bunk-Related Confession: I had bunk beds all the way up till I was a Sophomore in high school. There is nothing less sexy than having a girl on the bottom bunk when you still have dinosaur bedding and a Thundercats pillow case.

Spoiler:
Also, when I was younger (I still do this, I'm just pretending I've matured) I would take all the bedding, pillows, and any extra soft things I could find and throw them on the floor below the top bunk. I'd then spend an hour or so just climbing up to the top and jumping off into it. I guess this is why I started cliff jumping.


Confession related to story in spoiler: I got a concussion one time when I missed. My mom just laughed at me before, on the way, at, and on the way back from the hospital.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Torvaun » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:28 pm UTC

I've laughed at people as I was taking them to the hospital. In my experience, they aren't real thrilled with it.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Jesse » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:29 pm UTC

Confession: I still have Batman bedsheets. They are my favourite bedsheets. My girlfriend is going to have to deal with this much like I deal with her desire for David Tennant.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Cheese » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:32 pm UTC

On the spoiler: My bed's matress is currently about 1m off the ground, so when I get up (and there's noone in the room below me - I can't do this on weekdays), I brace my legs against the side (it's got a solid front with space to store things behind), and 'leapfrog' onto my beanbag (which is conveniently situated at the other side of the room, where I normally land). It gives a rush that sugar's just not capable of (although sugar's rushes admittedly last for longer than a second).

And I'm not sure whether or not I want Jesse's bedsheets (or at least some of a similar design). Probably not, I'm more of a spiderman guy. And Jesse ninja'd me, so is out of favour until I remember that he has more fora-powers than me.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby ekzrated » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:33 pm UTC

Confession. Good an evil are ambiguous concepts.

And I act accordingly.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Pandercolour » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:36 pm UTC

Confession: When people demand I turn my music down, I just turn it up. I only turn it down when people ask politely.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Torvaun » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:40 pm UTC

ekzrated wrote:Confession. Good an evil are ambiguous concepts.

And I act accordingly.

Good and evil have much less power over my actions than Law and Chaos, and even more, loyalty. I would so do well in the Mafia.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Number3Pencils » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

Confession?: I don't get the latest string of thread title changes.
Confession: I'd like to brain people like Pandercolour.

Edit: 300th post wheeeeeee
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby TigerX » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:44 pm UTC

ekzrated wrote:Confession. Good an evil are ambiguous concepts. And I act accordingly.

I will disagree with you there. Good and evil are defined, non-ambiguous concepts (things you ought do and things you ought not do respectively). Whether any given action is "good" or "evil" is where the ambiguity comes in.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Jesse » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:45 pm UTC

I look forward to 'Expectation Failed'.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Precondition Failed

Postby MFHodge » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:55 pm UTC

I'm not the level of funniness justifies the level of effort, but page 423 could be fun. :twisted:
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Gone

Postby Cheese » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:11 pm UTC

Number3Pencils wrote:Confession?: I don't get the latest string of thread title changes.
Confession: I'd like to brain people like Pandercolour.

Edit: 300th post wheeeeeee
I think they're references to today's comic on coding.

If I'm wrong...
tough.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Precondition Failed

Postby The Spherical Cow » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:14 pm UTC

They've been going since page 404, I think. So before the coding comic.

It's different kinds of error messages. Though that's where my knowledge ends. I googled the error when I changed it a few pages back.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Precondition Failed

Postby Fat Tony » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:19 pm UTC

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Re: Confessional Thread - Confession Precondition Failed

Postby Belial » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:47 pm UTC

The Spherical Cow wrote:It's different kinds of error messages. Though that's where my knowledge ends. I googled the error when I changed it a few pages back.


HTTP Errors. Corresponding to the current page number.
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