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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby functionally_stupid » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:00 pm UTC

Whenever people confess to something along the lines of being in love with more than one person, my instinctive response is "Threesome!!!!!".

XD I'm sure that wouldn't work for most of these situations, but I can't help suggesting it regardless.

Anyway. If you're in love with your best friends, you should probably be honest with them about how you feel. They're your *friends*. They deserve to be treated with honesty and respect, right? Be all, "I'm sorry, but I'm kinda in love with you both, would you be interested in a relationship with me or should I get over it as quickly as possible?"

I don't really see a problem with being in love with more than one person, as long as you make perfectly clear your intentions and your feelings to all parties involved. Being polyamorous requires *effort*. And *scheduling*. And it requires that you take especial care to make sure no one's feelings get hurt. But as long as you conduct yourself in an honorable manner, well, godspeed!
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Belial » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:01 pm UTC

functionally_stupid wrote:Whenever people confess to something along the lines of being in love with more than one person, my instinctive response is "Threesome!!!!!".


Oh good. It's not just me.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Aleril » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:08 pm UTC

functionally_stupid wrote:Whenever people confess to something along the lines of being in love with more than one person, my instinctive hope is "Threesome!!!!!".



Fix'd!


Also, this usually only applies to me if the people being referenced are hot. Ugly people in a threesome is something that brings me closer to suicide.
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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:12 pm UTC

Er.. if you're not involved in said threesome, why do you care?
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Aleril » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:21 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Er.. if you're not involved in said threesome, why do you care?



The very thought of it.

Guy: "Hey! I heard Billy, Katie and Sandra had a threesome last night"
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Postby parthenos » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:27 pm UTC

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Postby functionally_stupid » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:23 pm UTC

That's actually called "asynchrononous development". I have it too. It's very common among gifted/etc. children.

:( Did we scare you away? I didn't mean to scare you away! We were kidding about the threesome thing!
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Postby Upsilon » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

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Postby MFHodge » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:30 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:Ugly people in a threesome is something that brings me closer to suicide.

I usually feel pretty happy when I hear that ugly people are getting laid. If they have a tough time making it happen, they really deserve it. If they can get others to join them, the more the merrier.
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Postby Izawwlgood » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:43 pm UTC

I was supposed to have a threesome with two friends for my 22nd, but I ended up drunk and stumbling around with a freshman who ended up crying over petty issues (i say petty because they were issues and they were hers and I heard them instead of having a threesome with my two friends).

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Postby Fossa » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:19 pm UTC

Confession: I was more disturbed by the failings of my computer than I would be if one of my parents were to die.

Past week I've been dealing with crashes, system instability, lock ups, and BSODs. Yesterday I spent 11 hours running Memtest86 trying to narrow down the problem. The whole thing has been unbelievably frustrating, trying, and depressing; I went into a kind of withdrawal.

My computer is my link to my life, or the only parts of it that still matter to me. Having that link severed, even temporarily, with its future uncertain... it was depressing, infuriating anguish.

Oh, and this week is final exams for me, for the exam I'm taking in <4 hours the majority of the course material is on the course website. :(

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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Rogue5_jm » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:31 pm UTC

Confession: I am much more harsh on one of my friends than I have to be. Even my small social improvements seem monumental compared to what he has accomplished, and I take too much pleasure in teasing him about it when something happens.

Another confession: I'm almost the only person from that friend's high school life that he still talks to, and yet I'm likely the one he should hate the most.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby nsmjohn » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:53 pm UTC

Confession 1: I just read Rogue5_jm's join date and spent a good 30-90 seconds trying to figure out why this was listed as an active topic when the last post was Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:03 pm UTC.

Confession 2:The majority of my favorite music is various forms of rock but for some reason I also really like female singers. To name a few: Colbie Caillat, Regina Spektor, Tegan & Sarah, Alanis Morissette, Sheryl Crow, and Hikaru Utada.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

Re: Polygamy:

Yay! I can speak from experience (though admittedly limited) on this one!

How to handle Polygamy: Very, very, simple.

All you need to do is take time out of all of your schedules on a consistent basis, and whenever an emergency arises, to hear everyone and consider everyone's needs. Why does this work? Because problems cannot fester, and are instead dragged kicking and screaming into the light, where they may be excised. From there, you're fairly free to do whatever the fuck you like. Pardonnez-vous mon francais.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

Postby Nimz » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:00 pm UTC

VTHodge wrote:Confession: I have been unfair to raisins.

I'm still not a raisin fan, but this weekend I was really hungry and the only food available was a trail mix of nuts, M&Ms, and raisins. I didn't really feel like picking them out . . . and . . . it was pretty good. I'm still not gonna go out and buy a box for a snack, but I also won't go out of my way to avoid them in otherwise delicious situations.

But still - fuck them for ruining oatmeal cookies.

When I read this post, my first thought was the CCR version of the song "I Heard it Through the Grapevine". I know that somewhat dates me, but, what the heck, bonus points (and maybe a cookie) to whoever knows why that song (particularly, that version) is related.

I think that'll be my last quote from the past fortnight's confessions. You may now resume your regularly scheduled, current confessings.
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Postby Belial » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:02 pm UTC

Nimz wrote:but, what the heck, bonus points (and maybe a cookie) to whoever knows why that song (particularly, that version) is related.


California Raisins ftw.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

Postby Rogue5_jm » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:27 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
Nimz wrote:but, what the heck, bonus points (and maybe a cookie) to whoever knows why that song (particularly, that version) is related.


California Raisins ftw.


Those commercials kicked ass.

Is it weird that I recognize that at the age of 21, or about right?

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Postby Belial » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:38 pm UTC

I'm only 23 myself, so you're probably good
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Postby Rogue5_jm » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:42 pm UTC

Confession: I'm (obviously) in a very weird "Holy crap I'm old, but still young" phase.

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Postby Zug-Zug » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

Confession: I only just figured out how to make gif's properly, and I'm having a blast! :D
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby nsmjohn » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:07 pm UTC

Rogue5_jm wrote:Confession: I'm (obviously) in a very weird "Holy crap I'm old, but still young" phase.


Same here and I hate it. Here is something that you might hate me for pointing out but: Do you ever notice how life seems to accelerate? From about 5 years old to 9 took an eternity, 9-13 went a bit faster but still seemed fairly slow, and highschool (14-17) went pretty fast. Post highschool has been screaming by, I have been out 5 years but it seems like I graduated yesterday. Anyone else get this feeling?

Confession: According to my family when I was 4 or so I would run down the neighborhood cats and bite their tales. Don't ask me why, I don't know.
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Rogue5_jm » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:10 pm UTC

nsmjohn wrote:
Rogue5_jm wrote:Confession: I'm (obviously) in a very weird "Holy crap I'm old, but still young" phase.


Same here and I hate it. Here is something that you might hate me for pointing out but: Do you ever notice how life seems to accelerate? From about 5 years old to 9 took an eternity, 9-13 went a bit faster but still seemed fairly slow, and highschool (14-17) went pretty fast. Post highschool has been screaming by, I have been out 5 years but it seems like I graduated yesterday. Anyone else get this feeling?


I've lived my entire life a year at a time, so it went by a bit faster for me, but yeah, I woke up the other day and realized I graduated high school 3 years ago, moved 2 years ago, and haven't seen half my old friends and family since then.

Confession: My grandmother recently had a heart attack and is recovering slowly, and now between bouts of worry for her I can't help but wonder what shes going to leave me.
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Postby ThorFluff » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:11 pm UTC

Rogue5_jm wrote:Confession: I'm (obviously) in a very weird "Holy crap I'm old, but still young" phase.

WELCOME TO BEING 21!!!
Read a hundred or so pages back for my own confessions on the same phenonema, falling for a 17year old, getting turned down for a job because i'm too old, not having a finnished education. Having moved BACK home (now out again) etc. Wanting a place and life of your own and still being deathly afraid of suddenly setteling down and having children, always thinking you missed out on the whole big great youth thing.
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Postby MFHodge » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:15 pm UTC

Why would a Swede need a Finnish education? :D

Hmmm . . . that was funnier in my head. :(
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Postby The Spherical Cow » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:18 pm UTC

nsmjohn wrote:Same here and I hate it. Here is something that you might hate me for pointing out but: Do you ever notice how life seems to accelerate?

I've noticed it, and I've heard an explanation for it which I quite enjoy (even though it might be utter bollocks).

Essentially, when you are 5, one year makes up an entire fifth of your life so far, so seems like a huge expanse of time in comparison with your previous experiences. By the time you are 20, it's only a 20th of your life, so a year seems much shorter in comparison.

(I also feel old, yet know I'm still young. I'm only 19, but I still can't help but feel I'm half-way dead already.)

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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:21 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:
SecondTalon wrote:Er.. if you're not involved in said threesome, why do you care?

The very thought of it.
Guy: "Hey! I heard Billy, Katie and Sandra had a threesome last night"
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby parthenos » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:30 pm UTC

ah, wonderful, asynchronous development. now i have something to blame my weirdness [EDIT]
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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby cypherspace » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:33 pm UTC

The Spherical Cow wrote:
nsmjohn wrote:Same here and I hate it. Here is something that you might hate me for pointing out but: Do you ever notice how life seems to accelerate?

I've noticed it, and I've heard an explanation for it which I quite enjoy (even though it might be utter bollocks).

Essentially, when you are 5, one year makes up an entire fifth of your life so far, so seems like a huge expanse of time in comparison with your previous experiences. By the time you are 20, it's only a 20th of your life, so a year seems much shorter in comparison.

(I also feel old, yet know I'm still young. I'm only 19, but I still can't help but feel I'm half-way dead already.)

That's what I've found, and that's been my explanation for years. I think almost everyone shares this experience.

Entirely unrelated confession: With my friends, I can tolerate almost anything, and am known for being a laid-back, optimistic, happy dude who always sees the best in everything. But when someone is playing a computer game, and doing it badly, I try to help, and get incredibly frustrated when they can't play it with the same ease that I can. It is about the only thing that I ever get angry with people over, and has been for years. I have to make a conscious effort not to try to help in case I get angry and piss someone off, so I just sit there watching them suck instead.
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Postby nsmjohn » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:44 pm UTC

cypherspace wrote:Entirely unrelated confession: With my friends, I can tolerate almost anything, and am known for being a laid-back, optimistic, happy dude who always sees the best in everything. But when someone is playing a computer game, and doing it badly, I try to help, and get incredibly frustrated when they can't play it with the same ease that I can. It is about the only thing that I ever get angry with people over, and has been for years. I have to make a conscious effort not to try to help in case I get angry and piss someone off, so I just sit there watching them suck instead.


This sorta happens to me too. My roommate is retardedly gifted when it comes to multiplayer games and I could watch him play for hours. When he plays single player games though he misses everything and I just want to take the controller, beat him with it and finish the level/task right.
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Postby Ian Ex Machina » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:59 pm UTC

cypherspace wrote:Entirely unrelated confession: With my friends, I can tolerate almost anything, and am known for being a laid-back, optimistic, happy dude who always sees the best in everything. But when someone is playing a computer game, and doing it badly, I try to help, and get incredibly frustrated when they can't play it with the same ease that I can. It is about the only thing that I ever get angry with people over, and has been for years. I have to make a conscious effort not to try to help in case I get angry and piss someone off, so I just sit there watching them suck instead.


Snap, it's so incredibly frustrating when they can't make a damn jump, and you could make it with your eyes closed, but they keep doing it wrong... :evil:
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cypherspace wrote:Entirely unrelated confession: With my friends, I can tolerate almost anything, and am known for being a laid-back, optimistic, happy dude who always sees the best in everything. But when someone is playing a computer game, and doing it badly, I try to help, and get incredibly frustrated when they can't play it with the same ease that I can. It is about the only thing that I ever get angry with people over, and has been for years. I have to make a conscious effort not to try to help in case I get angry and piss someone off, so I just sit there watching them suck instead.

i'm the one who sucks at computer games... (sorry!! ;) ) but it's not an issue for my more talented/skilled friends for 2 reasons:
1) i *much* prefer to watch skilled players than play myself. it's not that i don't enjoy playing, but there is something so amazing and fun about watching someone who is actually *good* at it!! and
2) apparently i'm so terrible at most games that it goes way past the frustration and into wildly entertaining. i've actually brought a friend to tears with my sheer, unadulterated suckage. :D he's something of a savant when it comes to pretty much any kind of computer/video game, but every now and then he forces me to play, just so he can watch and laugh his ass off...
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Postby Fat Tony » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:27 pm UTC

Confession: I just considered going to 4chan. I have no clue what it is other than that it is a rather large-communitied forum.
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Postby Rogue5_jm » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:28 pm UTC

nsmjohn wrote:
cypherspace wrote:Entirely unrelated confession: With my friends, I can tolerate almost anything, and am known for being a laid-back, optimistic, happy dude who always sees the best in everything. But when someone is playing a computer game, and doing it badly, I try to help, and get incredibly frustrated when they can't play it with the same ease that I can. It is about the only thing that I ever get angry with people over, and has been for years. I have to make a conscious effort not to try to help in case I get angry and piss someone off, so I just sit there watching them suck instead.


This sorta happens to me too. My roommate is retardedly gifted when it comes to multiplayer games and I could watch him play for hours. When he plays single player games though he misses everything and I just want to take the controller, beat him with it and finish the level/task right.


I had a classic example of this last night. Friend was playing an FPS, and kept forgetting where enemies were and getting shot from behind. You never realize how much situational awareness you have until you see someone with less of it than you. Granted I only have such awareness in video games >_>.
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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:29 pm UTC

Confession: I turned away dying kittens.

I. . . don't know what to say.
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Postby DJorgensen » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:35 pm UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:How to handle Polygamy: Very, very, simple.

All you need to do is take time out of all of your schedules on a consistent basis, and whenever an emergency arises, to hear everyone and consider everyone's needs. Why does this work? Because problems cannot fester, and are instead dragged kicking and screaming into the light, where they may be excised. From there, you're fairly free to do whatever the fuck you like. Pardonnez-vous mon francais.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Fat Tony » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:39 pm UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:Confession: I turned away dying kittens.

I. . . don't know what to say.

I'd say, "Don't drink! Don't Smoke! Whatcha do ya do do don't drink; don't smoke! Whatcha do ya do do suffer blah blah some other lyrics goody-two, goody-two, goody-goody-two-shoes!"

You know I'm gonna be calling you out on that for the rest of my fora career =D
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Postby elephantitis » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:31 pm UTC

Confession: I don't know if I'm staying with my guy of fifteen months out of habit or not. I don't feel the "in love" thing - I don't think I ever did. I love him, but it just seems so... I don't know. I moved recently and have lost contact with most of my super awesome buddies, so I'm kind of holding it all in without anyone to talk to who will look at things objectively. Someone IM me and let me vent, I'll make you lasagna. (I make BADASS lasagna.)

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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Belial » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:36 pm UTC

You got me all excited about lasagna, and you're not on.

Hmmf.
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Postby Goatboy » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:48 pm UTC

Upsilon wrote:
morag wrote:Confession 1: I thought KFC chicken meals smelt good, and almost considered what it would be like to eat.

It's delicious.
It's...not really delicious. I've been spoiled by Popeye's Chicken, though, I don't think I can go back to KFC.

Confession: I almost made one of those silly "My confessions are all stupid" confessions... :roll:
I have nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
And some old pictures.

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Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Postby Belial » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:50 pm UTC

Goatboy wrote:It's...not really delicious. I've been spoiled by Popeye's Chicken, though, I don't think I can go back to KFC.


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