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Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:14 am UTC
by Marbas
Friend, I do not have a "Racist Mind" if I think the little Raccoon statue with a giant jug of hooch with a confederate flag stamped across is not exactly kosher.

Seriously, a Raccoon?

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:51 am UTC
by Levi
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease stop questioning my decision to go to another high school for my senior year. I know the reasons I gave you aren't exactly sound, but I can't tell you the real reason, and it would be a bad idea for me to tell you I have a good one even if I don't tell you what it is. *worry*

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:13 am UTC
by Eastwinn
^ I can relate.

It makes me cringe whenever someone says a variant of "I'd kill myself if ________" ... I'm not necessarily offended, and it only really hits me emotionally if I'm in a bad mood anyway, but it think it contributes to our culture's tendency to take suicide lightly. That and the whole "suicide is selfish" mantra.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:13 am UTC
by Midnight
high school rants, for funsies:

high school, I should graduate you sometime. BUT ALAS, that will have to be after my second semester in college begins.
Alternatively, take the next G.E.D. test cause I need SOMETHING before SOMEONE at this school figures out that I've been guiltily gaming the system.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:31 am UTC
by Kewangji
viscusanima wrote:I just finished The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets' Nest today. I am so ridiculously sad that Larsson is dead :( such incredible talent gone.

To balance this, I am bloody angry that his family, with whom he had little to no contact, got the royalties for the books, rather than his partner. Bloody hell.

I saw a bit of an interview with Stieg's brother (on Skavlan), he seemed to be using the money for good things.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:08 pm UTC
by emceng
What an awesome start to the work day. I get to be verbally attacked and yelled at as a proxy for the person they're really mad at. Yes, we have an issue. Yelling at me about it is not going to help. You're just looking like an ass in front of coworkers, and pissing me off.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:37 pm UTC
by blue_eyedspacemonkey
Dear ankles,
Please stop being wankstains, I need be on my feet for at least 6 hours a day at work, and I'm trying to take up jogging. Pain and wobbliness is not helping.

No love,

Me.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:11 am UTC
by Xeio
If there was a way for a computer to say FUCK YOU, with emphasis, I'm pretty sure mine just did it.

3 SSDs, gone. $500 of equipment poofed within 30 seconds of powered on.

AND I JUST GOT YOU A SHINY NEW WATER LOOP YOU BITCH!

HDDs are fine though, and I had a system image from sunday... but... WTF. I'm wondering if I should be installing my old PSU (2 different brands of SSD, on different cords from the PSU). And now I have to try and RMA them... I guess... GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:57 am UTC
by Levi
I have to rant about sleep again. I have been up way super late every single night for months because I can't bring myself to drop whatever it is I'm doing and go to sleep. It's seemingly impossible for me to convince myself that it's important that I sleep when I should be doing it. It's plenty easy in the morning though :evil:

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:41 am UTC
by poxic
Good to know that the RC helicopter might be not as fragile as it looked. Dad can't get out and play with it just yet, being recently (Jan 5) surgeried in the heart and thus healing a new chestgash. ( :shock: ) I'm sure he'll be out in a nearby field (the folks live out in 'burbs-past-the-'burbs) as soon as he's able.

And today's rant:

FIRE FIRE SET THE WHOLE GODDAMN PROJECT ON FIRE AND EVERYONE WHO EVER DID ANYTHING TO FUCK UP THESE THINGS THAT I KEEP TRIPPING OVER SET THEM ON FIRE TOO OH GOD JUST GIVE UP AND SET THE WHOLE DAMN CITY ON FIRE FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT

Yeah, it's deployment time.

>.<

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:12 am UTC
by Amarantha
So I was about to sig an awesome quote by Jahoclave, and then I read another awesome quote by Jahoclave. So then I'm trying to decide which one to sig, and lo and behold - another awesome quote by Jahoclave. I give up. My sig remains unchanged. DAMN YOU JAHOCLAVE, YOU ARE TOO AWESOME TO SIG!

Also I wish I could swear like Poxic. Maybe I should sig me some of that...

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:32 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
I was so tired last night, that I figured I'd sleep in. I've gone months without ever being awakened by anything, and this night when I really need some sleep, I get awakened not one, but FOUR times by people calling, and other crap going on in my apartment.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:58 pm UTC
by Link
You, sir, name? wrote:I was so tired last night, that I figured I'd sleep in. I've gone months without ever being awakened by anything, and this night when I really need some sleep, I get awakened not one, but FOUR times by people calling, and other crap going on in my apartment.

This post made me contemplate designing a special sort of answering machine that, instead of letting the phone ring on the receiving end, immediately "picks up" and plays a horribly dissonant shriek - volume turned not to ten, not to eleven, but to twelve - so that the caller will suffer from tinnitus for several hours after the attempted phone call.

Also, for the door bell, drill a tiny hole in the button, and behind this hole, place a fixed, razor-sharp needle, so that when someone pushes the button, ze stabs hirself in the finger. Possibly dab some irritant (e.g. concentrated capsaicin) onto the needle, so that the effect will have a greater duration.

Edit: of course, I'm not going to actually do that, and I highly suggest nobody else does so. It's all purely hypothetical.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:07 pm UTC
by Faithful
poxic wrote:FIRE FIRE SET THE WHOLE GODDAMN PROJECT ON FIRE AND EVERYONE WHO EVER DID ANYTHING TO FUCK UP THESE THINGS THAT I KEEP TRIPPING OVER SET THEM ON FIRE TOO OH GOD JUST GIVE UP AND SET THE WHOLE DAMN CITY ON FIRE FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT

Yeah, it's deployment time.

>.<


*looks around the office*

Are you in here with me?

Deployment time for me as well. I don't need to rant, poxic did it for me.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:11 pm UTC
by Ubik
Newer software isn't always the best software:

  • New version of Flash plugin on Linux doesn't store the cached video files conveniently into /tmp anymore. Bleh.
  • Current version of Chromium (well I haven't updated in a day or two but...) doesn't show the target URL anymore at all. What the fuck?!
  • Also, some JavaScript things used to not work but were then fixed. Now not fixed anymore.

Edit: And I don't mind getting advise regarding these things, by the way.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:43 pm UTC
by Adacore
So I used to think the team I'm in at work (about 10 of us) is pretty awesome. Actually, no, I still do think that. But just before Christmas two of the team members were made redundant, plus we're quite spread out geographically, and there are a range of different people (ages, personalities, &c.).

At the start of this year a new group moved into the office near my desk - and I guess it's partly because they're all keen and enthusiastic, but they're always going off for team events, and heading back the pub together after work, and I know it's great for them and they're not doing it to be annoying, but it just makes me irritated that there's no way that kind of thing would work in my team. We're lucky if we can all get in the same room at the same time twice a year, and even then some people won't want to go out or join in for some (quite reasonable) reason or other. Don't get me wrong, I love the group, I just didn't realise how much I wanted to have that 'young dynamic team' thing going - it reminds me of uni, I guess :?

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:53 am UTC
by The EGE
What a lovely way to waste a perfectly good day that I didn't have to in for exams. Woke up and immediately prayed to the porcelain god.

On the other hand, jello and shitty action movies are just what I needed.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:06 am UTC
by SurgicalSteel
Tools -> Options -> Projects and Solutions -> VC++ Directories

I get a message saying "VC++ Directories in Tools > Options has been deprecated ... Click '?' for more information."

I click. Takes me to MSDN page on VC++ Directories.

To access this dialog box
1. On the Tools menu, click Options.
2. Expand the Projects and Solutions node.
3. Select the VC++ Directories page.

Listen Microsoft: fuck you and your mother.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:23 am UTC
by SlyReaper
In a similar vein, trying to set up the software for a new gizmo.

1. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
2. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
3. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
4. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
5. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
6. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
7. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
8. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
9. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
10. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
11. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
12. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
13. etc.

:evil:

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:52 am UTC
by mochafairy
Dear personal biology,

You know what's not fun? DKA. You know what's also not fun? DKA with proper numbers. You know what's even more not fun? DKA with proper numbers with a head ache that's been taking its sweet time over the past few days to become a full blown migraine. You know what's even less fun than that? DKA with proper numbers with a head ache that's been taking its sweet time over the past few days to become a full blown migraine and not responding properly to medication.

You're not being cool. Fix ASAP.

No love,
Mocha

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:24 pm UTC
by OBrien
How fucking long does it take to send a goddamn e-mail? It'll be a week tomorrow since I asked for a counselling appointment and it not only pisses me off that you couldn't just look up free slots there and then, but you also insisted that you would e-mail me as soon as I had an appointment confirmed. It's been six fucking days! You should know when you can give me an appointment by now!

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:43 pm UTC
by roband
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

I fucking hate people who do shit jobs then sit back and let me clean up the steaming piles of wank that follow.
I am angry.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:58 pm UTC
by Kang
Rant: first I finish my diploma thesis, then I submit it to the proper office despite a torn ligament in my ankle, then I sit back thinking: 'alright, that's done' and now it turns out nobody wants to or has time to read that damn thing. I'm just waiting for a call from administration that I failed because I couldn't find someone to evaluate it.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:31 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
"It's snowing still," said Eeyore. "And freezing."
"However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:57 pm UTC
by Sokh
Why are you lieing to me Windows 7? There is a disc in there, there's nothing wrong with it and YOU WILL burn this folder to it.

I installed you and I can delete you god dammit. Seriously, the one nag I have about W7 is its total unreliability to burn discs.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:05 pm UTC
by theGoldenCalf;
I feel like a workaround. GAH.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:47 pm UTC
by SurgicalSteel
SlyReaper wrote:In a similar vein, trying to set up the software for a new gizmo.

1. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
2. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
3. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
4. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
5. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
6. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
7. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
8. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
9. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
10. Switch the device on, and click next. (I click next)
11. Plug the device in to your computer using the supplied USB cable (I plug it in and click next)
12. Device not found, please switch the device off and on again and try again. (I switch it off and on again)
13. etc.

:evil:
Sometimes I feel like working with computers is like that old "how keep someone busy with a piece of paper" joke.

Also, I eventually found out how to set my directories, but this actually just brings up another rant at Microsoft:
DEVELOPER BLOGS ARE NOT DOCUMENTATION FUCKSCAPES!

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:21 pm UTC
by Von Haus
Gahbady!! FgaaaahHHH!!

Bloody proxies, bloody youtube, bloody Carsey-Wenrer censoring things outside of the states. Bloody bloody bloody!

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:33 am UTC
by e^iπ+1=0
I've played this stupid flash game several times before. Now it loads about 80% and then just stops. Yes, I've cleared the cache and all that. It still just doesn't work!

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:44 am UTC
by broken_escalator
My friend was bitching at me for bringing up politics and telling me he wishes I would stop. I tell him I will stop and that I thought it was cool to bring it up. My friend then bitches that I'm stopping and says I must be done mocking him. What the fucking fuck.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:18 am UTC
by OBrien
OBrien wrote:How fucking long does it take to send a goddamn e-mail? It'll be a week tomorrow since I asked for a counselling appointment and it not only pisses me off that you couldn't just look up free slots there and then, but you also insisted that you would e-mail me as soon as I had an appointment confirmed. It's been six fucking days! You should know when you can give me an appointment by now!


Part II: Aaargh! What the fuck? when you asked me "Would you like us to contact you via your university e-mail address or a private one?" and I say "Oh, definitely not my uni one: That address is so flooded with spam that it's impossible to find anything, here's my personal one." it does not mean "Yep, please use my uni address, I'm sure I'll definitely see it in my weekly effort to make some sense out of my inbox and not only find the e-mail when you send me a second one complaining that I wasn't at the meeting you e-mailed me the time for."

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:42 am UTC
by theGoldenCalf;
broken_escalator wrote:My friend was bitching at me for bringing up politics and telling me he wishes I would stop. I tell him I will stop and that I thought it was cool to bring it up. My friend then bitches that I'm stopping and says I must be done mocking him. What the fucking fuck.


Fuck the fucking fucker. I say next time this happens, bring up the issue of his parents having rough sex.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:52 pm UTC
by emceng
What a wonderful start to the day. An email from my boss bitching at me because of a scheduling issue, with a heavy implication that the job I do is not important.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:55 pm UTC
by Plasma Man
Why the fuck do I have to be tested on this stuff? I do it every goddamn day, I do it well, and there have never been any issues. Yet you've decided that I might get WORSE at this with practice and that I have to waste my time doing these bloody stupid tests. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:48 pm UTC
by Von Haus
Why must going for a walk in the park result in still struggling to use my hands an hour later. Fuck you circulatory system. Fuck you.
(On a lighter note, the park was lovely. I like parks.)

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:27 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
Stop judging me on my decision to conform to societies expectations. Yes, I spent a great deal of time flying my own plane, but I cannot afford to rock the boat at this time, and have made keeping waves to a minimum more important than my "individuality".

In short, because I know you can't handle the big words, FUCK OFF.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:38 pm UTC
by Hope_
ECU you have damn basketball game on saturday, can please run some fucking buses so I can get to it?!

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:18 pm UTC
by Kewangji
yesterday made me feel happy. I was surrounded by good friends for over six hours, and then people I didn't know (but still pleasant people) for about three hours.

That was the only good thing that has happened this year.

And what happened now made that go away.

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:05 am UTC
by Giant Speck
Dear BBC America,

You're an American network that plays British television shows. This is what you are. This is what you do. Don't fucking insult your viewership's collective intelligence by playing commercials for Law & Order: UK that assume that we don't know even a tiny bit about the differences between British and American vernaculars. Stop acting like it's the only genuinely British show on your network.

Thanks.

Giant Speck

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:05 pm UTC
by emceng
So I was playing a video game online with my sister and some random person. I was really enjoying it, we were talking over vent, just rolling along. Then "Holy fuck it's 1:30[PM]?" I'm late for work. I panic, run around trying to get ready, trying to get showered, thinking over and over - how did this happen? What can I tell my boss? Shit, he's been in a pissy mood lately, how bad is this going to be? Fuck, can I fake an illness? I would have still called in if I was sick though. Shit, shit, shit.

Then I woke up. What a wonderful way to start a weekend. Waking up pissed off, scared, and panicked.