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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Mr. N » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

Funny.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby scikidus » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:49 pm UTC

Obvious change is obvious.

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You totally knew that I wanted the last one. Asshole.
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Also:

Source: 630
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At least don't eat in front of me. That's just wrong.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby lulzfish » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:21 pm UTC

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The table is a pi. And so is the chair.... And so are the people! oh SHIIIIππππππππππππππππππππππ

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ethraax » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:11 pm UTC

skidius, I really like your second one, with the girl tied up. I don't think I would have ever thought about it that way, but seeing the black strips, she does look like she's tied to a wall. Very clever. ~
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Spacemilk » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:23 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Maugchief » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:00 pm UTC

Back to the basics.

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Now I need a cool costume. Perhaps something in pink.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:53 pm UTC

Ended wrote:Source: 137, 616

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:27 pm UTC

Some xkcd-themed xkcdsw's:
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139, 628
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EV(electric skateboard) = sum over all k of p(k chicks) x v(k chicks)
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Then would you mind if I explored your sister?
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494, 495, 618
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Looks like a real go-getter.
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550
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Oh, really?
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288, 339
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You'd think the elevator-stairway joke would write itself, but here we are.
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only row 2 has been worsened
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I love xkcdsw slightly less!
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But he's so adorable!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby screech » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:01 am UTC

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That is deeply awesome on several levels.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Mat » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:00 pm UTC

Sources: 139, 537
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I am not your mother!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby joshz » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:41 pm UTC

Mat wrote:Sources: 139, 537
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The alt text was pure genius.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Zer088 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:50 am UTC

i thought that was just for geese (did i spell that right?) or does that apply to chicks as well?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:32 pm UTC

#629 - obvious edit is obvious
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Decker » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:49 pm UTC

Well, now I can actually read the comic at work. Thanks!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:06 pm UTC

Random832 wrote:#629 - obvious edit is obvious
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!!!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Chfan » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:08 pm UTC

Should have been the original one. For serious.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby luketheduke » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

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According to studies, 75% of women cannot experience orgasm by vaginal stimulation alone.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Mat » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:31 pm UTC

528
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other things that windows 7 is better than: being fired from your job, receiving a lifetime jail sentence, being mugged, your house burning down, the death of a loved one, severe mental illness
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:07 pm UTC

231, 632

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:04 am UTC

Source:625
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Randall, if you do this, I will cry. The only humor in post-wall fiction is self-reference.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby joshz » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:07 am UTC

Do you mean the fourth wall?
If not, what's the third wall?
You, sir, name? wrote:If you have over 26 levels of nesting, you've got bigger problems ... than variable naming.
suffer-cait wrote:it might also be interesting to note here that i don't like 5 fingers. they feel too bulky.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:16 am UTC

joshz wrote:Do you mean the fourth wall?
If not, what's the third wall?

*Screams into pillow*
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:31 am UTC

Well, the comic happens mostly in a pretty much two-dimensional world, so in some weird way it kind of makes sense to decrease the number.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby lulzfish » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:40 am UTC

If the comic exists in 2 dimensions, then there can't even be a 4th wall because that's in the 3rd dimension, it's not even visible to them.

It's like the 6th wall between us and other segments of the 4 dimension.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:47 pm UTC

Heh. I'll leave it like that.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Xeio » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:17 am UTC

lulzfish wrote:If the comic exists in 2 dimensions, then there can't even be a 4th wall because that's in the 3rd dimension, it's not even visible to them.

It's like the 6th wall between us and other segments of the 4 dimension.
Well, it depends, the comic actually represents time as a 3rd spacial dimension (panels), so you could think of it as the 4th wall anyway.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:28 am UTC

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Let's google it... whoa, rule 34.
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The alt text is not a joke - search at your own risk.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Turtle_ » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:57 am UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:Source:625
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Even with the issue over what wall it should actually be, this is a hilarious comic.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sje46 » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:58 am UTC

Hey, whoever is in charge of the site, take my une one off. It isn't funny and isnt applicable anymore.

Only submit the ones with a relevant joke, no? Her avatar changed! Also, the Line=Une joke sucks. Thanks.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LuNatic » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:11 am UTC

For this thread.

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Errr... hi. I think I'll just walk away now...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby guyy » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:44 am UTC

LuNatic wrote:For this thread.

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Behold, for I have sworsened your sworsening:

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I have-a nine extra lives! Waaaahooo!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LuNatic » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:14 am UTC

guyy wrote:
LuNatic wrote:For this thread.

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Behold, for I have sworsened your sworsening:

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Hahaha, well played.
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Velict wrote:Good Jehova, there are cheesegraters on the blagotube!

This is, for some reason, one of the funniest things I've read today.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Blinke » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:38 pm UTC

Sources: 604 and 625
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Aww...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:18 pm UTC

A couple of SWs that I wrote while half-asleep in a Latin lecture:

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Latin verb endings.
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Stop.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:09 pm UTC

Blinke, I am in aww...

Really, that is awesome.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Blinke » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:47 pm UTC

Ubik wrote:Blinke, I am in aww...
Hehe, was that intentional?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:55 pm UTC

Certainly it was.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby thicknavyrain » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:58 pm UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:A couple of SWs that I wrote while half-asleep in a Latin lecture:

Source: 157
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NOOO! I escaped you Latin and yet you come back to haunt me in my darkest hours. Leave now or forever be scorned!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ethraax » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:47 am UTC

I guess everyone went on vacation - this thread sunk to page 2 >.>

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby screech » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:12 am UTC

*shrug*
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