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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Zeroignite » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:36 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:57 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby thicknavyrain » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:28 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:
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First Rule of the London Underground: Do not talk to other passengers


See, that is absolutely and entirely true and I've discussed it many times but now that it's typed up in visible words, I have to break it. Damn it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby MasterOfAll » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:36 am UTC

From 648, obviously.
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This is almost as bad as the time you took me geocaching.
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Apologies for not using xkcd font, but I had a lot of words to squeeze into that speech bubble and wanted them to be legible.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby scikidus » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:46 pm UTC

*cough*

Source: 648

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"Never mind, this mountain range is already Photoshopped."
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By the way, can we confirm that Randall has gone color happy?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:31 pm UTC

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What, are you trying to get a screen capture?
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Trying out a version of the xkcd font. Looks like I should try the other one.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:14 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby lulzfish » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:48 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby BlackSails » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:41 pm UTC

Someone should combine the polish sausage with the "haha penis" serpeniski triangle

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Khaz » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:25 pm UTC

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My first contribution. I think this one works as a bland reality. :P

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:18 pm UTC

From http://xkcd.com/36/

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You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnership between...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sunami » Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:30 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:From http://xkcd.com/36/

XKCD getting married.jpg

You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnership between...


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sophyturtle » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:16 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnershipwedding ceremony between...
Fixed for where I live. :)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby thicknavyrain » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:20 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:From http://xkcd.com/36/

XKCD getting married.jpg

You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnership between...


Aaaw, that's the sweetest thing I've read all day.

However, I consider that a bettering, so you lose/win. Sorry/congrats.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheTedinator » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:From http://xkcd.com/36/

XKCD getting married.jpg

You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnership between...

Lol. That is made of win.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Spacemilk » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:58 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:From http://xkcd.com/36/

XKCD getting married.jpg

You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnership between...

I loooooove this!!! :D Made my day!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:08 pm UTC

Burkitt wrote:From http://xkcd.com/36/

XKCD getting married.jpg

You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of civil partnership between...

That is quite possibly the best "making xkcd worse" ever!

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Is this what you had in mind?
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Speaking of Sierpinski, I made this mix of two xkcd Valentines for the ultimate one!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magilla » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:38 am UTC

Khaz wrote:
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My first contribution. I think this one works as a bland reality. :P

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:49 am UTC

Magilla wrote:
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Gentlemen!


So... he is pretending to pretend that he is an animal?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Xeio » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:20 am UTC

Random832 wrote:
Magilla wrote:
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Gentlemen!
So... he is pretending to pretend that he is an animal?
Or is he pretending to be a furry to get into the convention...? :P

What spy?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Khaz » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:37 am UTC

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Don't ask, my mind is weird. Used comics #649, 632, 609, 595, 600, 563, 513.

Side note: Seems everyone but me is hosting these images locally, where I'm still using photobucket. Whassup with that?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:04 am UTC

Khaz wrote:Seems everyone but me is hosting these images locally, where I'm still using photobucket. Whassup with that?

I use photobucket too. Makes it easier to keep track of my own edits.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Feer » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:51 pm UTC

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Source: http://xkcd.com/363/

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Bulvox » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:21 am UTC

First Slightly Worse. It hit me as soon as I saw todays comic.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Khaz » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:55 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby GraphiteGirl » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:27 am UTC

If I had any imaging software at all on this computer, I'd do a worsening of today's with the River Tam electric skateboard comic. Damn lack of even MS Paint.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LuNatic » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:31 am UTC

Random832 wrote:
Magilla wrote:
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Gentlemen!


So... he is pretending to pretend that he is an animal?


You didn't see anything..
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Feer » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:07 pm UTC

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I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.

From http://xkcd.com/279/

And a second one!
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Actually, a giant hampsterball alone won't turn you into a hamster, that's what you got the other two wishes for.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:58 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Khaz » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:21 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Chfan » Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:54 pm UTC

HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING FALLING OUT OF MY CHAIR
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby crucialityfactor » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:57 am UTC

Oh balls. Well done sir.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Vytron » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:14 pm UTC

Enter Vytron! (I've wanted to do this for months but had to read all pages to make sure that these ideas weren't already taken... what ideas?! oh, never mind, I'll just think about new ones for the latest comics.)

http://xkcd.com/651/

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At least give me back my water.
No.
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http://xkcd.com/650/

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Talking dinosaurs are overrated.
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http://xkcd.com/649/

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Imaginary friends suck at sex.
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http://xkcd.com/648/

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Nobody is going to believe us about the purple trees anyway.
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http://xkcd.com/647/

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These new generations of children and their slightly worse endings.
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http://xkcd.com/642/

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My blog didn't get so popular by saying the truth.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Zohar » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:34 pm UTC

Wow, Vytron, these are hilarious! Great job!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Zeroignite » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:39 pm UTC

Vytron, you are doing it very much right.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Feer » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:11 pm UTC

From 642, with a bit of pixel blood. I won't take the credit for the idea though, it was originally suggested and supported by a friend.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Chfan » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:54 pm UTC

Vytron, will you please replace whoever did the awesome ones before?
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:04 pm UTC

Chfan wrote:Vytron, will you please replace whoever did the awesome ones before?

You forgot about Operator?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:38 pm UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:You forgot about Operator Poland Felstaff?


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